Stewart Downing and his girlfriend (?) went shopping in Manchester city centre on Monday, the 28th, which doesn’t sound like normal form for a player in the midst of prepping for the Euros alon...
We hate when we disappoint our readers with uncharacteristically sporadic posting schedules, but to be honest, we’ve been off our rockers all day. For that we must properly apologise: 1. WeR...
It’s a good thing Aitor Ocio has his abs to fall back on because starting next season, he’s out of a job at Athletic Bilbao. Gainful employers, now’s your time to step forward and hire th...
Fresh off her bikini parade in Dubai, Abbey Crouch attended the Glamour UK Women of the Year awards in London last night. In honour of the occasion, Abbey was dressed by stylist Angie Smith in a clas...
Image: REUTERS/Ina Fassbender. Marcel was hoping like hell no one saw him after his “Flashdance – The Musical” rehearsal until he managed to slip out of his costume. Sadly for him, ...
John Guidetti (Man City/Sweden) and Mischa Barton have apparently hooked up. Our reportage of this news was not worth the martinis it was caused by. Image: TopNews.
Image: ALEXANDER KLEIN/AFP/GettyImages. You think Sergio Ramos and Fernando Torres ever get tired of co-signing “SerNando” on fans’ memorabilia? Since both of their siggys are requi...
Image: @chiara_picone. Did ya know the Paris Saint-Germain WAGs recently sat down for a meal together that, aside from them making nice, was numbingly uneventful? Sorry if you have, but you know we...
Denmark to beat Brazil. Then this happened. Image: JOHANNES EISELE/AFP/GettyImages. Judging from some of the upsets the big boys experienced over the weekend, Euro 2012 could well be won by a late en...
See what we’ve started? Aside from Thiago Potiguar’s head not fitting on Captain America’s body, we give this movie poster 3 out of 5 stars. Image: Bola.
Images: British ELLE; Sepp Football Fashion Magazine via Wong Wong. As footy fans like yourselves know, the fun is mainly in the details. Exhibit A: David Beckham admitting he has a fetish for snacki...
Antonio Cassano is a lefty? Righty-ho then! Saturday - Words, words, words…Gerard Pique and Shakira kissed…words, words, words…was it better or worse than seeing Iker and Sarah̵...
Image: Gary Bogdon/Getty Images. In keeping with our respect for international, local and outer space holidays, religious, public or otherwise, Kickette is “celebrating” Memorial Day with a sizzle qu...
We’re not sure if anyone gives a hoot about these couples, so we’ll keep this short. Mr & Mrs Glen Whelan: Stoke City & Republic of Ireland footballer, Glen Whelan, married Karen ...
Image: PATRIK STOLLARZ/AFP/GettyImages. Friday morning on our detoured way to work we noticed you – a stunning mix of blondes and brunettes at national team training, four of whom had exposed m...
Here’s Djibril Cisse sharing cocktail straws with glamour model Rosie Roff whilst on holiday. That was mean of us, to sell her short as simply a glamour model. Actually, Rosie’s official ...
Image: Reuters. This pic of Boca Juniors ‘ballers celebrating their progression to the semi-finals of the Copa Libertadores is from the far away past that was Wednesday evening, but our stance ...
Images: REUTERS/Eloy Alonso, Matt Cardy/Getty Images. And finally, three hours after the rest of the competitors have dragged themselves over the week’s finishing line, Kickette staffers wheeze...
Andrea Pirlo has beaten Zlatan Ibrahimovic to Serie A’s Player Of The Year in a Goal.com survey. Image: AFP PHOTO/JONATHAN NACKSTRAND. Isn’t it about time some beauty guru/company created a mir...
Massimo, don’t you think it’s time to ditch the old handmade pointer-to-pinky mobile device and upgrade to an iPhone? C’mon, everybody’s doing it!
“I will be ready [to return] if one club wants me and seduces me.” Pep Guardiola has hinted he may think about suspending his sabbatical from football, if the right offer comes along. We ...
That hotel’s colour palate isn’t doing Abbey’s “topless millionaire WAG/model on holiday” aura any favours, now is it? And are taking pictures in front of mirrors in you...
The produce aisle of supermarkets: where women go when they are being selfish, and where their selfishness is handsomely rewarded by the Chicago Fire’s Dominic Oduro.
Grandpappy Diego, Daddy Kun & Ben. Worrying and compelling in equal measure. Image: AFP/GettyImages. Benjamin Aguero cannot face the truth of his predicament. While there’s always hope that...
This is how the couple on holiday in Ibiza started off their day on their sun loungers. And this is how the day ended. Kickettes, help us figure out what happened in between?
We’re assuming that this is indicative of Roy Hodgson’s ‘thorough’ managerial approach to EURO 2012? Whatever it is, we heartily approve. Lawdy, is it just us, or is there not a scrap of news, gossip...
Image: AP Photo/Polfoto/Lars Poulsen. It’s that awkward time of year when recently awarded trophies are settling into their new oak cabinetry homes, international teams are already looking ahead to t...
Blerim Dzemaili & Marek Hamsik indulge in some foreplay before the big shave. Image: Paolo Bruno/Getty Images. H/T to @LaDiavolina. Fashion FYI, Kickettes: footballers’ hair has got its moj...
If that’s an Olympic torch, we can only pray it isn’t lit. Didi’s been a busy boy since he scored the winning pen in the Champions League final. First there was the celebratory trip...
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