Stupid Bags

I'm not a bag person. At all. Most of the time i walk around with my embarrassing 2003 Fendi logo (you read that right... LOGO. i was 12) wallet and keys in the pockets of my coats. Or not wallet....

How Dark Do You Dare? Chanel Hysteria

Finally it's here!! I ordered this insane hyper-dark black-violet 2009 Chanel Rouge Allure lipstick from a reseller before I left the US in December and it was just forwarded to me now. So dark. So...

THE MASTERS OF PUMP: Best Pump Silhouettes Right Now

The pump is a classic, a classic style that is. The actual silhouette of the pump changes quite dramatically every 5 or so years. Dolce Gabanna's super-pointy 2000s pump with a pin heel is way out...

Hot. Damn. Pretty Much Sums Up Acne AW 2013 Shoes

ooooooo barracuda!!! WOW. My three favourite things all at once: tights + sheer + boots = perfeeeect!!! especially when they are sandals and run the length of your slim and marvelous leg and close...

My Quest For Eldorado: Journey for the Gold 3D

Alright. So a few months back when I was instagramming and blogging with the frequency required of me as a blogger of international fame (naturally), I took my mum on a mad quest to find myself a...

The New Thing: Wolf Colony

Hey guys! Long time no jam. One of my good friends is one half of the latest band that you will be blowing up your ipod, Wolf Colony. Between Miami and estranged love New York (I WANT TO GO BACK)...

Typical Khaleej Deluxe Edition: The Female ?Fashion Designer?- The Profile and Interview

Hey guys! Typ. K is back. The Typical Khaleeji Fashion Designer has become one of the most ubiquitous figures on the blogoscape. With her incredibly creative and unique use of abaya, sequins and...

Pocahontas Lips on a Boy Make Me Go **X-X**

Since Pretty Little Liars (I know I know...) refuses to air their next episode, what have I to do except printscreen Ezra's beautiful brother's lips and post them on my blog? Pocahontas lips on...

Azealia Banks is Luxury Itself

1.37 to 1.51 is literally a frame of mind. This is why Azealia is such an amazing artist. She is not only committed to her own vision (style-wise and musically) but manages in her music to create a...

Useless Cool Things Part 1: Fancy Bubbles

Our pal FK, Francis Kurkdjian MC, genius, olfactorous prodigy (don't correct me) and Master perfumer for his house brand and MDCI (Rose Siwa I love you), has decided that scented burning paper,...

Russian Christmas Makeup

Inspired-ish by Ulyana Sergeenko and nostalgic pre-soviet colours. But Christmas so... berrier. Ta da. Blush Mac Fever Lipstick Laura Mercier Dry Rose Soundtrack: Still Mariah

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS SHOOOOOOES

Just kidding. All I want for Christmas is rehab. I'm kind of disgusted at myself, I've been on a shoe binge and after two new pairs in just the last two days and contemplating a third, I am...

Francis as Michael Darling

Like I need further reason to fall in love with Francis Boulle (author, wheeling-dealing business man, diamond heir, pineapple-poser, stutterer and loverboy extraordinaire), he now dresses as...

Lime Crime Velvetines Review: Matte Velvet Lips

This, my friends, is my favourite new product since apple-concentrate-sweetened berry confit. As all of my Instagram are clearly aware by now, I have quite the thing for Lime Crime. What can I do?...

Rihanna in Wang Spring '13

Looking phenombombs as usual. I actually really wanted her top. I really want her top. I REALLY WANT THAT TOP. With Rihanna body attached. photo taken from vogue.co.uk

We Go Way Back by Al Moda

Yo. This is cool. Check out Al Moda's teaser for their upcoming look book showcasing vintage pieces from Kuwaiti fashion bloggers and non-blogging clotheshorses. Unfortunately I was not in Kuwait...

Cinderella Shoes For Starry Eyes And Crystalline Mornings

OMG. OMG. Like every other member of our lost generation unable to bridge the gap between childhood and the ticking clock of reality (what?) I have a visceral reaction whenever I enter a Disney...

LSD OTT OTK OMG

If you did not understand any but the last of the above acronyms then that is telling of your need to bone up on your simple fashion terms. LSD = Lauren Santo Domingo OTT= Over the Top OTK= Over...

*insert Blush* : An Ode to Coloured Cheeks

Over the past year and a half I have been fixated on acquiring the perfect "cosmetic wardrobe". I want an easily sorted through collection of face products, brushes, lipsticks, eye products and...

Candy Kitten Heels: Sophia Webster

See how I combined two of my favourite things, Made In Chelsea and SHOES in the title? Anyway, as you fellow oniomaniacs and every-Wednesday Netaportfreaks (you know who you are) may have noticed,...

I Need Black Pumps

Which one? I want pumps to go with my pencil skirt and corset for this formal event at school. I LOVE the Pigalle style but the 120mm is waay too uncomfortable and so I chose the 100mm. Is that...

Why I Love Francis Boulle

Made in Chelsea MARATHON.

7abaybee hala feekom ya ba3ad sharayeen galby! Everyone's latest obsession: @um_jameel. Strongly suspected by most of her followers to be a troll (my bet is it's an 18-year-old Ri7ab kid ga3id...

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Never gets old Ulyana, never gets old.

SUN, WIND AND PALMS. ST. LUCIA. MARCH 2012 Sabreens taking photos of a pirate ship, palms and Perry at Marigot Bay, hello!

SPRINGFIELDS FARM. LITTLE WITCOMBE, GLOUCESTERSHIRE. JULY 2011 On one of our routes along the Cotswold Way, our travel agent booked us a b&b off the path because it was so late and all the on-path...

Mozawatch: Pharma-Moza

PharmaMoza. Is that the new Pharmagora? NO. It's the Mozabombs ripping through a pharmacy with her own extra-strength GLAMADOL! Leaving poor pharmacists clutching at the hearts, falling off their...

Dior by Raf Simons: Mostly Awful. Some Merits

The only thing Raf Simons got absolutely right (that Galliano never did) was the shoes. Shiny metal bands paired with holographic snakeskin in spare, futuristic cuts was just the breath of fresh...

MY. HEART.

Oh Chanel SS 2013. Oooooooooooooooh noooooooooooooo. 1. That Riviera pink and cream hat with a HUGE TRANSPARENT BRIM is.... perf. perf perf perf perf perf 2. OMGSHOES 3.THE SHOES 4. Lets describe...

I WANT CARA DELEVIGNE'S HAT

I want that haaaaaat! Cara "Reads" Delevigne yesterday at the Anna Dello Russo X H&M party wearing a hat I desire very much. It comes from this video by Zebra Katz which you totes should have known...