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Jordan: Lost in Scandiland
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A small Scottish girl on a Journey to begin a new life in Scandiland (Sweden). Follow my adventures to see me get lost!
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Winter Wonderland

Today was a family day out in Edinburgh. The journey began with more cousins, Aunties, and ice skates squished into a car than was actually legal. After getting completely lost in the winding oneway ...

17 dec 11

Welcome Home

 Within 7 minutes of being home (no exaggeration) I had a forced glass (well maybe not so forced) of home made sloe gin. The cupboards were fully stocked with me in mind i.e. lots of chocolate b...

17 dec 11

Jehovahs Witnesses

When my door bell rings I usually never answer it unless I am expecting someone. I cannot stand door to door salesmen, people trying to get you to switch your broadband or electricity provider, and w...

04 dec 11

Carrot and Walnut Cupcakes

Far gone are the days of my cooking disabilities! The girl who could barely toast bread has somewhat advanced. Not only did I follow a recipe correctly, but I was reading it in Swedish while con...

03 dec 11

Prioritisation

One thing I find appears to be of significant importance to employers it the ability to prioritise. Does this count? Perhaps embarrasingly this is not a picture I found on the internet. This is actua...

02 dec 11

Being Blind

The people that know me well, know that I am blind (yes I knew you all knew I was disabled in some sense). Not actually full-on blind with a seeing eye dog and/or white stick (although it is a very g...

01 dec 11

The Rat

The RatI have been dying my hair blonde since I was 8 years old. My natural hair colour is a blondey, reddy, browny shitey colour (look to the right). Basically rat coloured. It basically decides by ...

29 nov 11

Oui Oui

Since I make fun of other people on this blog I have decided that it is only fair that I release a very embarrassing and very disgusting story of my own.Before you read on, note that this story like ...

27 nov 11

Iraq Lobster

I have watched this on repeat laughing, and crying because I want an Iraq Lobster.Watch this and if it doesnt make you laugh or want an Iraq Lobster never read this blog again.LOST in SCANDILAND

21 nov 11

Skillzzz

Some people are born musicians, some nobel prize winners, others amazing artists. Each of us have a special talent that we are born with. Sadly I was not born with the brain of Einstein, or Mozart, o...

18 nov 11

The Strange Adventures of my Pal Pussy

When I looked in my cupboard in the early afternoon and realised my bread was a couple days out of date, and ready to grow its own legs to walk to my bin, I decided it was probably a good idea to hea...

10 nov 11

Benidorm: Ashamed To Be British?

Lying on the Benidorm BeachHave you ever been on holiday and thought what the hell? Not because of the many cockroaches waiting to greet you upon your arrival in the hotel room, and not because of th...

09 nov 11

Hello Again Internet!

Hiya pals!The reason I havent wrote in a while is because I actually dont have internet... life without internet is actually very difficult. No FB, no blog, no skyping nonsense to the friends at home...

07 nov 11

The UK and the EU

Recently I read that, if asked 49% of Britian would vote against the UKs membership of the EU. This all-British attitude has been slowly increasing over the last decade or so, and we can see this in ...

25 oct 11

Everyday Im... studying?

The last days I have been geekin it up tape on the noseband of my glasses style.  Not literally, cause my actual glasses were rather expensive, but I have been studying pretty much from when I w...

24 oct 11

Espresso House

 If you dont already know I work at the Swedish equivalent of Starbucks part time in order to gather enough pennies to afford shelter, staple food supplies, and a shit load of chocolate to get m...

19 oct 11

If I could

So lately, been wonderingWho will be there to take my placeWhen Im gone youll need love to light the shadows on your faceIf a great wave shall fall yeah fall upon us allThen between the sand and ston...

13 oct 11

Neckbeard

At the moment I am working full time, working another part time job, and studying full time which has been madness...however, I have taken important time out of my day to discuss a very important top...

12 oct 11

Gate Crasher

To gate crash as described by wiki is the act of attending an invite-only event without invitation.On Saturday night I found myself gate crashing to the second degree!!! After a hard day working, I m...

11 oct 11

My New Love

I thought I would introduce you to my new love... Charlene Soraia. I know what you are thinking, and yes she is female, and yes Vasilis is ok with it. She has the most amaing, gorgeous, beautifu...

04 oct 11

Jordans Bad Trip

When I woke up yesterday morning I realised something wasnt quite right.There, floating in my bedroom, was a giant, rolling rock that was slowly approaching but never quite made it close enough to sq...

23 sep 11

Project Get Rack Back

Warning: This post is not for the more prudent ones among us.I believe I have made a ground breaking discovery. I have witnessed, right before my very own eyes, that my bras (brassiers/boulder h...

20 sep 11

The enema geek

Besides studying a masters in which I use my calculator regularly, occasionally wearing white socks with black shoes, accidently snorting if something is hilarious, and wishing I was a student at Hog...

03 sep 11

David vs Goliath

I can honestly say I have never felt uneasy or threatened in Sweden. Its a country of peace, smiles, blondes, and magical meatballs. Everybody seems friendly enough.In contrast to this feeling of ...

30 aug 11

The New Addition to the Crazy Cat Club

If you know my mum you know she is one of those crazy cat loving ladies.This may be demonstrated by her facebook page where most of her friends are actually cats, and where most of her photos are alb...

28 aug 11

The worst things in life come free to us

LOST in SCANDILAND

20 aug 11

The Ordinary Life of plants

Id like to say that I have a green thumb as I like plants, however, despite my excuses about sunlight and atmosphere it appears that my plant has proved me otherwise - although I am utterly convinced...

19 aug 11

Mikey Michaelson

For MIKE: Trek yourselfMike (and his counterpart Beth) has been a really good friend of mine since we met on that oh so fateful night back in 2007 in the only place to be the happy flat (only the spe...

19 aug 11

Fer

FOR FER: Rock on  Sorry I cut your feet off. It was an accident.If you want your own LS to vandalise a completely respectable picture of you follow the instructions in the earlier post!  LO...

18 aug 11

Drawing YOU

Ever wanted your own defaced Lost in Scandiland portrait? This is your chanceSend an email to lostinscandiland@gmail.com with your preferred picture attached, and some information about yourself, or ...

17 aug 11

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