Today was a family day out in Edinburgh. The journey began with more cousins, Aunties, and ice skates squished into a car than was actually legal. After getting completely lost in the winding oneway ...
Within 7 minutes of being home (no exaggeration) I had a forced glass (well maybe not so forced) of home made sloe gin. The cupboards were fully stocked with me in mind i.e. lots of chocolate b...
When my door bell rings I usually never answer it unless I am expecting someone. I cannot stand door to door salesmen, people trying to get you to switch your broadband or electricity provider, and w...
Far gone are the days of my cooking disabilities! The girl who could barely toast bread has somewhat advanced. Not only did I follow a recipe correctly, but I was reading it in Swedish while con...
One thing I find appears to be of significant importance to employers it the ability to prioritise. Does this count? Perhaps embarrasingly this is not a picture I found on the internet. This is actua...
The people that know me well, know that I am blind (yes I knew you all knew I was disabled in some sense). Not actually full-on blind with a seeing eye dog and/or white stick (although it is a very g...
The RatI have been dying my hair blonde since I was 8 years old. My natural hair colour is a blondey, reddy, browny shitey colour (look to the right). Basically rat coloured. It basically decides by ...
Since I make fun of other people on this blog I have decided that it is only fair that I release a very embarrassing and very disgusting story of my own.Before you read on, note that this story like ...
I have watched this on repeat laughing, and crying because I want an Iraq Lobster.Watch this and if it doesnt make you laugh or want an Iraq Lobster never read this blog again.LOST in SCANDILAND
Some people are born musicians, some nobel prize winners, others amazing artists. Each of us have a special talent that we are born with. Sadly I was not born with the brain of Einstein, or Mozart, o...
When I looked in my cupboard in the early afternoon and realised my bread was a couple days out of date, and ready to grow its own legs to walk to my bin, I decided it was probably a good idea to hea...
Lying on the Benidorm BeachHave you ever been on holiday and thought what the hell? Not because of the many cockroaches waiting to greet you upon your arrival in the hotel room, and not because of th...
Hiya pals!The reason I havent wrote in a while is because I actually dont have internet... life without internet is actually very difficult. No FB, no blog, no skyping nonsense to the friends at home...
Recently I read that, if asked 49% of Britian would vote against the UKs membership of the EU. This all-British attitude has been slowly increasing over the last decade or so, and we can see this in ...
The last days I have been geekin it up tape on the noseband of my glasses style. Not literally, cause my actual glasses were rather expensive, but I have been studying pretty much from when I w...
If you dont already know I work at the Swedish equivalent of Starbucks part time in order to gather enough pennies to afford shelter, staple food supplies, and a shit load of chocolate to get m...
So lately, been wonderingWho will be there to take my placeWhen Im gone youll need love to light the shadows on your faceIf a great wave shall fall yeah fall upon us allThen between the sand and ston...
At the moment I am working full time, working another part time job, and studying full time which has been madness...however, I have taken important time out of my day to discuss a very important top...
To gate crash as described by wiki is the act of attending an invite-only event without invitation.On Saturday night I found myself gate crashing to the second degree!!! After a hard day working, I m...
I thought I would introduce you to my new love... Charlene Soraia. I know what you are thinking, and yes she is female, and yes Vasilis is ok with it. She has the most amaing, gorgeous, beautifu...
When I woke up yesterday morning I realised something wasnt quite right.There, floating in my bedroom, was a giant, rolling rock that was slowly approaching but never quite made it close enough to sq...
Warning: This post is not for the more prudent ones among us.I believe I have made a ground breaking discovery. I have witnessed, right before my very own eyes, that my bras (brassiers/boulder h...
Besides studying a masters in which I use my calculator regularly, occasionally wearing white socks with black shoes, accidently snorting if something is hilarious, and wishing I was a student at Hog...
I can honestly say I have never felt uneasy or threatened in Sweden. Its a country of peace, smiles, blondes, and magical meatballs. Everybody seems friendly enough.In contrast to this feeling of ...
If you know my mum you know she is one of those crazy cat loving ladies.This may be demonstrated by her facebook page where most of her friends are actually cats, and where most of her photos are alb...
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Id like to say that I have a green thumb as I like plants, however, despite my excuses about sunlight and atmosphere it appears that my plant has proved me otherwise - although I am utterly convinced...
For MIKE: Trek yourselfMike (and his counterpart Beth) has been a really good friend of mine since we met on that oh so fateful night back in 2007 in the only place to be the happy flat (only the spe...
FOR FER: Rock on Sorry I cut your feet off. It was an accident.If you want your own LS to vandalise a completely respectable picture of you follow the instructions in the earlier post! LO...
Ever wanted your own defaced Lost in Scandiland portrait? This is your chanceSend an email to lostinscandiland@gmail.com with your preferred picture attached, and some information about yourself, or ...
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