(Which is exactly like hunting season without the blood and guts. Unless you shop half-price day sales at Goodwill, then may I suggest jungle rules?) "Lets go shopping!" That statement&...
Whether spent alone with your furry one, dreamy wishes for 2012 and a half-eaten mongo bag of Peanut M&Ms, or surrounded by noisemakers, cold gin and strangers wanting to kiss you, or&n...
They say money cant buy you love. Its ok because FeFe is giving that stuff away for free. It can, however, buy you three-quarters of a nights stay at the romantic Sir ...
Going into a Marshalls dressing room, stripping down to your faded purple-cuz-its-sexy granny panties, hole in the toe Hanes tube socks, and a nude utility bra 42 millimeters thic...
If there is anything FeFe loves as much as ridiculously beautiful cars and swooning over her Darlin, its music. Good music. Booty-shakin music. The kind o...
If youre not aware of what TGIFF (Thank God Its Fearless Friday!) is then peek into the original to find out how The FF Word and God mix perfectly (even though I drive illegally, say Holy SHIT&n...
To consecrate and&nb sp;sanctify a few of my favorite things, FF has given away Chocolate and coffee ~ The two most important food groups according to FeFe. (Cheeseburgers, Diet P...
Waking up at 5am to frantically pack a weeks worth of pencil skirts, after staying up until 2am the night before because the Real Housewives of New Jersey Bitchfest Reunion Part 1 was on (and mo...
You are Lovely, In every possible way. There is more to you than meets the eye, You are finer than words can say. These two years have given FF wings. It is you, my Lovely, that has&nb...
It may come as no surprise that I have had a hell of a time switching gears back to the blog after 104 days of tripping over my ruby heels in The Land of Laws. Playing with TheFF...
When I was but a blushing girl of 13 I never dreamed of the pleasures of typing, filing, nor the art of spacing hole punches in order to prevent dog-earring in overstuffed client files but gosh darni...
Something happened last week. Something a little like this... With a blank rezoom and sight unseen, Tiffany Yet To Be Determined landed herself a job. And unlike Mrs. Wiggens, I...
Rated R for female nudity. If you are sensitive to provocative images, I respectfully ask that you close your eyes and slowly step away from the blog. With love, xx Its not the size of th...
Who run the world? Girls. Quietly. Powerfully. With a smile. With a scream. Standing firm on 5" heels. Running in bare feet. With a slink. Wi...
... I thought I finally found my bastard and then he went and FFed it all up by being great! Dammit. As my mama always says, "Life can change on a dime." And you bet your swe...
Thank God Its Good n F*cked-Up Friday! Want to know why this Friday is F*cked-Up and why Im thanking God for it? Clickity-click here. Not there!....Here. (That was for you, Amanda.) ...
... "And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." ~ Anais Nin This ones going to be a tough one so please bear with me, my Lovel...
Greetings and hallucinations, you hot tamales! Your blogger du jour has been to the holy land and it smells exactly like Chocolate. This is important on Sexpot Sundae for two reasons:&nbs...
Dear God...You wondrous, torturous, funny God, You. Ive got a list for You. Yes I do. Not like its any surprise but, by God (thats You, big guy), Im gonna say it out loud. And my Lovelies, do you hav...
My MBF. Yesterday, after reading the blog about how I dont talk about men in my blog, my MBF whined suggested that perhaps maybe I write about him? Here you are, you big baby. A lov...
I dont blog like a blogger should. Play by plays of whats really going on... "Today I woke up surprisingly early after dreaming about driving through apple orchards on winding roads p...
... Whats in a word? Can one sentence change the direction of your heart? Will the idiosyncrasies of an idiom inspire you to take action? Or walk away without a thought? Choose ...
Thank you God for hot water. That I can jump into a bathtub, turn the knob and be blissed out beyond comprehension for the fact that hot water will indeed flow from the faucet without any ...
tangled hearts and wanton flesh, living from my pulse to yours. remembering the carelessness it took to take a breath when there was no love. finding this hour, this moment the escaping of knowledge ...
... "Its not the dress...its the way you see me." Behold..... ...
Falling in love with Scott Baio, causing one to steal money out of mothers purse to send pissed off younger brother, who will "make you pay" later, to the ARCO station to purchase the la...
My Lovelies, yesterday marked the 119th anniversary of the first documented ice cream sundae. I know, what youre thinking. Who was the mastermind behind the wild idea to pi...
I Like ancient alabaster, there he stands. Untouched by anything soiled, he gleams. Where the cast of covered light bulbs, And afternoon shadows cradle his every curve, His every hollow, he is quiet....
Driving in a down pour at 1:37am with a non-see-thru windshield because the inoperable window defroster, if turned on, would infuse your truck with the scent of rotting anti-freez...
What did you want to be when you were a girl? Or a boy? When you were 12? Did you dream of saving animals or driving race cars? Did you wish upon first stars, wave magic wands or say a be...
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