My three-year-old and his friend, nearly four, play upstairs beautifully …. alone. Together, apparently, is another story. Luckily there’s another toilet in the house. Submitted by: Ellen...
Lesson in parenting a toddler: just because the toddler has handled something gently in the past, that does not predict future actions. Goodbye, mandolin. You played many a fine tune. Submitted by: J...
I was blow drying my hair when I noticed my 2.5 year old standing next to me with a bottle of empty red nail polish in his hands and on his clothes. I looked behind him to notice a lovely red trail t...
NEVER leave your boys unattended for >45 seconds! “All set for our open house?” “Yes dear – where are the boys?” “Uh…I thought they were with you…&#...
Not MY story, but this has to qualify for the Most Epic Shit My Kids Ruined EVER. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ 2012/03/11/krasna-horka-fire-s moking-children-slovakia-castl e_n_1337606.html Submitted ...
My husband and I were out in the barn cleaning while my children decided to go back into the house. They were inside for 5-10 min. When we came back in, and the puppy had been sharpie’d on. My ...
Don’t leave permanent markers where your kids can find them, or you may end up with a two year-old Gene Simmons too! Submitted by: Molly
We used to boast a huge DVD collection. The cases are missing DVD’s and games and the DVD’s are missing cases. Note the scratches on the DVD’s, this is on every single disk. This st...
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Complete silence post birthday-party. My 7 year old and a 6 year old friend…who should have known better…covered the table…and leather chairs…in green paint. What I didn’...
The best way to celebrate your 2nd Birthday… scowling at your guests. Submitted by: Nikki
So when a man hits 40 he usually buys a sports car to recapture his youth. I bought a pointy heavy metal guitar. My 4 year-old has an opinion about that. Submitted by: lachlan g.
I made colored crepes with my kids this weekend, and returned to work on Monday. I promptly got a text from my husband Monday AM with these pictures and the statement, “You didn’t put the...
My son, Bryce, who is 2 years old, shredded our lotto ticket with 16 draws left on it. It was a $100 ticket. My husband left our office door open and our son climbed the desk, plucked the lotto ticke...
I put my 2.5 year old at the time to bed. My husband had purchased a coffee maker earlier that used K-cups. I had no idea my daughter had a stash of K-cups in her room. After 10 mins I heard her up a...
So my brother decided to do my mom a favour and repaint her walls inside her house. Then put the leftover paint in the garage….. didn’t close the paint tins properly…. NEVERRRRRR le...
We are dubbing this the “Oppo-hawk”. Submitted by: Sakre
The other morning while my sister in law was in the shower, my 5 year-old nephew took a stick to the TV and beat it until it completely broke, as evidenced by the above picture. This act was so out o...
My husband and I tried to fix our plasma tv and we needed another part for it. It had sound but no picture. So it was unplugged and unattached from the Wii and dvd player. My 3 yr old son pushed it o...
Jake felt the 20 pack of toilet paper was too much. He made sure to throw the cat under the bus with him by saying she was the one playing in it. Submitted by: Meredith
Yeah, so this happened. Three 7 year-olds on sleepover plus a three year-old, plus me making dinner downstairs and distracted equals, well, this! Couch used as a trampoline and a sideways tree. Note...
I have a 6 year old autistic son. He loves to play with brooms. He was doing so last Friday, and unfortunately the dog ran in front of him, tripping him. That sent the broom flying in the air, and it...
I thought things were quiet when my 4-year old and 10-month old were playing in my 4-year old’s room. So I went in there and discovered black marker on my 10-month old’s face. Then my tod...
Somehow my amazing kids managed to get a handful of Lego’s through not one, but two skimmer baskets and into my pool pump. The impeller is shredded and the new, high efficiency replacement runs...
I have 3 daughters, ages 4, 2, and 10 months. I had gotten the baby to sleep and put the older girls down for their nap. I had about 30 minutes of quiet bliss that was suddenly interrupted by loud no...
I was doing dishes and looked over to see my 1 year old had ripped up the keys to my laptop. UGH! I did manage to most of them back on. Submitted by: Laura G
at least he missed the carpet (mostly). Submitted by: Jen
My baby son (14mos) refuses to eat almost any solid food, even when I have been trying every day since he was 7mos, with the only result of a gagging and choking baby who throws food all over the pla...
It only takes 2 seconds… Submitted by: Claudia H.
I was in the bathroom, my hands in the toilet retrieving some toys my son had put in there, when I heard some jingling and then a crash. I ran into the living room to find our Christmas Tree, laying ...
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