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Thus spoke Yasmin
thusspokeyasmin.wordpress.com
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Yasmin is just another girl trying to make it in the “blogging industry” with the intention to rule the world in 2012 in lovely leather boots from Chanel. She only wears dresses, ownes a very sweet (teddy)tiger and has a dream about raising her own (real) babytigers in a farm in Australia.
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this one goes out to you,

because I quite frankly just feel sorry for you. Godspeed you into a new, unstable, fucked up, emotional shitty runaway from your real problems. I hope you find happiness and comfort in your escape, ...

17 may 12

a boy-who-didn’t-wa nt-to-get-loved on the rocks please

What are you so afraid of? Ask yourself, and whatever pops up into your fucked mind, do it. Just fucking do it.

06 apr 12

what’s cool about growing up?

Back again. Back to this blog, back blogging about being-a-shitty-15-year-old-emo , like one of you called me in a comment. Thank you by the way. Back to being the most clever and realistic person in ...

06 apr 12

i’m drunk and you should just get use to it

Oh boy oh boy…. what a fucking wonderful week I had until I fucked myself in the bad way. I didn’t even derserve that self-fuck and I didn’t deserve it from you. When I say “I...

17 mar 12

God hates you all,

and you should just shut the fuck up. over and out, myrtle darcy-fucking-miserable.

16 feb 12

shits on my mind

freshly squeezed photo from this morning. I’m getting sick here in Copenhagen and I have absolutely no food at all. It’s snowing. It’s horribly cold. I’m tired and happy, I w...

06 feb 12

how to be friends with the opposite sex: the great solution!

god I miss summer!! (not post-relevant comment, but what the heck, right) I constantly hear people talk about how unbelievably hard it is to be friends with the opposite sex. It’s so damn freak...

05 feb 12

Dear me

You are not being rational. And snow fucks you up. Big time. Keep it cool, use a condom and don’t give in. Not yet. Not now.

03 feb 12

you haven’t heard from me lately

and there is a good reason for that, but I will keep it a secret for now. just for the fun! toodles, peeps. mommy has to study for her exam!

25 jan 12

goal for the summer

By far the coolest music video I’ve seen in 2012. Legs, women and sun – just how I like it. I definitely know what I’ll be wearing all the time when summer hits – if it does &...

17 jan 12

crash course in Facebook-flirting and meat-poking.. mostly for the guys though

One of the pure joys of studying for your exam is to use all of your precious time on all the crazy shit on the world wide web. And especially this thing called Facebook. The pure of all evil –...

17 jan 12

I’m gonna kick this exam in the nuts… right after I’ve watched Californication

…..that’s pretty much how my week have been so far, and last week. All this exams nonsense is going on my nerves. I just wanna write and travel, go for long walks, see so many documentar...

16 jan 12

the truth about life: based on a true story and lots of wine

Was it you or was I just in love with a feeling? A feeling that made me feel again, feel something. I guess I’m never going to know now, or would I ever know for sure? Do you ever know if you a...

15 jan 12

i would like a fucking poetry on the rocks with a twist of lime, please

I don’t believe in life, I believe in you. I don’t believe in emotions, I believe in alcohol. I don’t believe in myself, I believe in makeup. I don’t believe in the future, bu...

14 jan 12

out and about

I haven’t been out for a while now, and tonight I have to say goodbye to my dear Bertrand who’s leaving Denmark for six months. It’s a casual get-together, but as always I have gone...

13 jan 12

parents, pizza and absolutely no blood at all-part 1

yeah, I’m a total sucker for that hat…. So three days later I’ve finally woken up from a seriously good drug haze. How can you not love anesthesia? And things are looking differentl...

12 jan 12

Getting fucked up and cut!

Just checking in before the doctors are going to drug me up and cut into my flesh. Haha, flesh… I love that word. Oh, they are calling for me now. See you laters peeps!

09 jan 12

Anesthesia – jealous much?

So….I’m starting this year with full anesthesia and operations. Hell yeah! I just love getting a morning call by my doctor while practicing morning wood. Or, no morning wood for me today,...

04 jan 12

a ciggi-puff a day keeps the doctor across the street

People have always told me that I have beautiful eyes. It is my best feature on my depressing face. Even my past boyfriends have been fascinated by them, and I could never quite understand why. They ...

03 jan 12

my sentimental melody

03 jan 12

less shit, few fuck and more seriousness

From today I have my own website. my own bought blog. That shit is expensive, but lately I’ve realized how much this blog actually means to me. if it wasn’t for this crazyass site I had p...

02 jan 12

you want a crash course in being self-destructive?

once she was a poor girl, but after she took our crash course she’s the best she can be. loving her life and following our path to self-destructiveness. Call at 889-asshole and get the first h...

01 jan 12

New year joke

“I don’t function before 1 pm” vol. 2 I don’t believe in new year resolutions because I’m a fucking fail in keeping a routine, which I’ve learned is quite essentia...

31 dec 11

happy fucking new year assholes

I think I’m pretty done for now. My new year resolution is myself, and everybody else can go fuck themselves till they bleed. Happy new year and a fucking non-good year for those of you not luc...

29 dec 11

a cop of love and vomit in a less dramatic-sounding way, please.

Seriously. I should just get over it, shouldn’t I? but the problem is every single time I say to myself that there is nothing for me anymore, then I find something – anything – that...

20 dec 11

Meat cooking and underwear

You know… One of those days where you look forward to marinate some good meat – duck breasts, if you were wondering. And you enjoy cooking so much and you think of ways to marinate this f...

17 dec 11

done

10 dec 11

and when you least expected it….

…it comes to you on a drunk trip deep in the forest, far far away from the life in the city. it comes when you didn’t even think you could ever feel like that again, and then it finally c...

02 dec 11

Holy shit, Neil Gaiman

29 nov 11

Weber and Elias sitting in a tree, d-o-c-k-i-n-g s-h-i-p-s. fucking tards!

All-nigther, coffee and portishead is the perfect way to spend your saturday night writing about Max Weber and his pussy posse. And if I’m seconds from jumping out of my window, my good friend ...

27 nov 11

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