Dude, were you naked throughout the video? Seriously? I mean, I know the camera panned AWAY from your privates, but getting the camera to outline your body while avoiding your privates just ma...
Mark: “Why can’t I just buy an island of the Bahamas and run Facebook remotely from it? WHY?” Priscilla: “Shaddup and try to look romantic.” 1. Facebook founder Mark Zuc...
This is called the ‘air-hug’. A bit dramatic, but it sends the message that you’re in love. It’s funnier when the female is much larger than the male. So today someone suggest...
THAT’S ME AND THE GIRL in the top square. We’re the ones in the sun chair. She’s the one in the hat (lucky me). I remember her lips tasting like butter. I’m not big on PDA, but the people at H&M ...
I want her to sit on my back as I do commando-style push-ups. clap. clap. clap. SO THIS IS A PIECE I WROTE – ON REQUEST – FOR A GOVT MAG BUT IT GOT CANNED BECAUSE OF THE INCENDIARY SUBJEC...
I like brunettes. Whenever I see hot brunettes, I imagine myself walking barefoot through their burnt midnight hair. It's creepy, I know. People usually just wanna snip it off and smell it, no? ...
Generally, people look better in black and white. Unless you're Justin Bieber, then purple's your colour. The 17,000 sq-ft Avalon at Marina Bay Sands. Very bling. It's like God dropped...
This is Chinese actress Mavis Pan. She didn't appear at the H&M VIP Party, but I wish she did. Then she would be known as something else other than 'soft-porn' star. So with shiny ...
He is far from brain dead, but he is repetitive. He says ‘Oh My God’ 70 times in 6 minutes. I know because I counted. Took a lot out of me. I blasted the audio to count the number of R...
THIS IS NOT REBECCA BLACK. HER HAIR IS NOT AS DRY. THIS IS SOMETHING YOU CAN LOOK AT. I HOPE SHE ESCAPED THE TSUNAMI. I don’t want to judge a millionaire, 13-year-old white girl who did next t...
AGYNESS DEYN IS A SUPERMODEL. SHE TRIED TO DJ. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. So I’m detailing my third day in Berlin, and I’m starting this post off with a supermodel called Agyness Deyn. I met her at the B...
My day In Berlin, that place in Germany. Because I know a fair amount of Singaporeans might read this, I’ve decided to start with a photo of food. In Berlin, as with the rest of Germs, they serve foo...
THIS PHOTO HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE HEADLINE I like speaking in code. Because code lets you get away with saying a lot of politically incorrect stuff. And because I’m...
Some people say she looks like a mongrel. Those people are jealous and they don't own mirrors. HELENA CHRISTENSEN is a HARD 9. Because I consume copious amounts of alcohol, I’m a reliable genera...
THE VISUAL MOVIE REVIEW OF ‘HELLO, STRANGER’ IN THAI ROMANTIC COMEDIES THE GIRL ALWAYS FALLS ASLEEP ON PILLION AND HER HANDS FALL TO HIS CROTCH. HE THEN KEEPS THEM BOTH ALIVE BY KEEPING B...
MADONNA’S ‘LUCKY STAR’ VIDEO MADE ME A MAN. I was one of those latchkey kids who spent a lot of post-school afternoons drooling in front of the TV watching cartoon and music videos reruns. TV had bet...
The Hairy Potter The internet may have exposed us to a lot of depraved shit, and that alone should de-sensitise us to many things, but what gets my goat is really seeing how men are losing their manh...
So this is the ONE & ONLY way to do blue eye-shadow. If you’ve observed that that last sentence is a repeat of the headline of this post, then good, you’ve been paying attention. But ...
So the story goes : Shannon the Secretary has lost her cat and has asked David the Graphic Designer to help with a ‘lost cat’ poster. This is their email correspondence… From: Shann...
I’m posting this in loving tribute to the intrigue of movie posters. That’s defined as ‘gratuitously sexed-up posters people will steal from cinema halls’. I’m not sure ...
Penny The Psychic Thong will accurately predict all 64 matches of the 2014 World Cup Why? Because I said so. Just choke already. The next World Cup will be in Brazil in 2014. Since they’re famo...
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