A lot of you may be wondering what happened to this month’s edition of SMAC (I say “may” because we all know that really isn’t the case. Please just validate me). The reason you didn’t see anything h...
My attention span blows today, so while I was supposed to be creating documents for work, I decided to screw around on the Internetz. There’s this one website I always go to,Pajiba.com, because...
Today marks an incredibly important day in the history of ever: It’s SHARK WEEK 2011! I am super excited- one might perhaps even say I am… shark-cited? For those of you who don’t k...
Last week I wrote a post about my failed hookup with a slab of Canadian Bacon. I honestly didn’t think my story-telling skills were that terrible, but they were obviously bad enough to turn off...
This weekend was my last chance to party in NYC before I head out to Hell-A for work. In order to give me a proper burial that included one final taste of Ray’s Pizza, Hurricane came out for th...
As a music columnist (just go with it), I look for every opportunity to marry my two greatest loves- Ryan Reynolds and chocolate. Ha! No. Well, yes, but seriously- any chance I get to make a connecti...
When I was a kid in the 80′s I was really into Saturday morning cartoons. Every single week, my brothers and I would sit glued to the screen, transfixed by the animated half hours that would ke...
Back in March, I started a bet with Johnny Sacks over at Living With Balls as to the outcome of the 2011 Major League Baseball season. It began as a relatively harmless lark, but then I realized that...
You guys are in for a very special edition of SMAC this month. I was actually going to skip the July movie reviews altogether, seeing as how I’ve been going through some incredibly overwhelming...
Things have been drunkenly going down here in the That Ain’t Kosher offices, and by offices I mean my laptop, because this post marks the one year anniversary of Aural Sex! (Sadly, this also ma...
This weekend I was sitting on Mandy Moore‘s couch giving a makeover to Yvonne Lehead when I got a text from Sara Nips (there are so many sexy things about that sentence). The entire Nip Clique ...
ZOMIGOD, you guys. Not only is it the six-month anniversary of SMAC, but to celebrate, we have a fucking amazing list. For some reason, the June Edition is all Nip Clique or Nip Honorary, so just cli...
I haven’t done Bloggerstock in a while, but I felt like I should contribute something because Alex told me in chat that it was the one year anniversary this month, and hey, I like commemorating shit....
A few years ago I met this guy. For the sake of this post (and hilarity), we’ll call him “Hands.” Hands and I had one of those friendships where everyone assumed that we were dating...
It’s not Tuesday. I will defend myself by stating that this post is NOT LATE. First of all, it’s Friday the 13th today, so I figured this was a good day to post instead of the usual Tuesd...
I am SUPER stoked for this month’s edition of the Horrible Movie Blogring because: A) We’ve FINALLY chosen a name! After a lot of arguing, tears and a massive, nipply slumber party where ...
I just realized I haven’t put up a post in over two weeks. Instead of beating myself up for being inadequate, I actually feel pretty accomplished because I’ve been getting a ton of shit d...
I know I promised you guys a collabo this month, but there’s been a slight (read: huge) change because that idea kind of didn’t work out. A) As it happens, KROD videos went up today too, and I know a...
So yesterday I got this interesting email from my friend who I’ll refer to as “Bri-Winning.” Bri-Winning and I have known each other for a while and he likes to send me comments on ...
Hey Guys, and welcome to this month’s installment of Horrible Movie Reviews. I swear I don’t rig these, even though this time I get to host Nyx, and you can also find my skewering of Ghos...
Every year, right before the baseball season begins, my family and I email each other predictions about which team is going to place first in every division, take home the pennant, and win the World ...
So it’s come to this: post number 100. Honestly, I never thought I would make it this far. When I started That Ain’t Kosher, I figured maybe four people would be interested in what I had ...
This post comes to you from Amishtown, PA. For those of you that don’t know Mandy Moore or the shitstorm that’s taking place in her life right now, I’ll keep this brief by saying th...
Good afternoon, my little Paperback Writers. Well, it’s morning for me. I like my sleepytime. But anyway. I realized the other day that I’m always ranting about shitty movies and and cele...
It’s that time of the month again (I wonder how many of us started our posts off that way. Gross.)- Horrible Movie Reviews! I still can’t come up with a title for the ‘ring, so I...
Did that title make you think of gross stuff? It did for me. Valentine’s Day is over, so if you guys were anticipating another one of my acerbic rants about how bad it sucks to be single and ho...
I swear you guys are out to get me. Your evil conspiracy is disguised as obsession adoration. Props to you, though. Job well done. Now that my first Karaoke Fail is over, I can’t wait until I...
You guys have finally done it: You’ve convinced me to break down and record myself wailing like a dying seal singing my ass off for this month’s Karaoke Ring of Death. I hate you all SOHA...
Hello. I’ve waited here for you. Everlong. For someone who makes a point to ignore Valentine’s Day I’ve really been showing it some love lately. It was the theme of last week’...
Hey, Guys. Welcome to this month’s installment of the Horrible Movie Review Blogring. I never took the time to think of a creative title, and honestly, I’m way too lazy. If anyone has any...
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