‘Twas the night before Victoria Day and all through the ‘hood, Not a fun thing was happening – no, nothing was good. Both parents were busy and my work was done, So I took to the st...
Mmmm to the hmmm, it’s true. I finally saw Bring it on: The Musical at the old Canon Theater in Toronto (Now called “Ed Mirvish Theatre” or something) and jeepers effing crow was it...
Two percent two percent yea we getting it… THAT, my friends is one of many excellent Rack City parodies. About 6 months too late, sure, but it’s Caturday my friends — and that shick...
It’s would you rock it Wednesday Thursday, ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-naa aaaah! I fell asleep while writing this post last night — not because I’m anything less than fascinated with...
Wellity, wellity wellity — look at Beck Taxi get down with their bad bad digital selves! When I got the press release for their new iPhone app, I was all: “Psh, I don’t need an app ...
I don’t know what will. Keep going little guy… you can make it. You’ll make it. Also, THIS: And also these: Bwahahahaha. Busy day. Nizzle, OUT. BACKUPOFFMYJUNK! SHASHASHASHASHA! No ...
Howdy, travlah! If you’ve been following my adventures for a time, you may have noticed that I like a good little jaunt away from the city. From taking off for the weekend to go “carmping” with my bo...
Why are you reading my stupid blog right now, son? Quantcast shows me that the greater majority of you do NOT hail from the cold, dark bottom of the sea and thus, are experiencing a really nice sunny...
I make it rain SPARKLES, yo. Check out my crib: Big ups to Guy Georgeson for featuring me in Coolest Thing in The House, a series that takes you into the homes of Torontonians and shines on spotlight...
I wonder if the person who ripped Blake Boston’s picture from Myspace and turned him into an internet meme had any idea that the dude under the iconic hat was actually, legitimately, a hilariou...
Take a few minuntes to watch this if you’re not too busy delivering babies in the back of taxi cabs or something. It’s really good. Better than creeping that chick you worked with for lik...
image via FastCompany When I started scrolling down this infographic I thought “HA! Great idea.” And then I passed the 7th panel and it was like “… uh…” Is that it...
V-v-v-video blogggg: I don’t like to do generic presents. Never have. Flowers may be pretty, but they aren’t exactly memorable — unless they come in a pot with your FACE on it. imag...
Cat beard, cat beard, what you gonna do? What you gonna do when it sheds on you? Via Joanne Casey HA! I tend to tone down the more… “eccentric” parts of my personality when I’...
Hide ya kids, Hide ya wife, and hide yo husband ’cause she chatting with errybody out here. I should probably clarify for those of you who aren’t familiar with Antoine Dodson or his meteo...
I met a dinosaur last week at the ROM. In the summer between my second year and my third year of University, I was a legitimately nocturnal creature. Breakfast came in the form of Chinese food at 5:0...
We now interrupt your regularly scheduled geekery with yet another post about pretty clothes because hey, if there’s anything I like as much as a dope supercut or creatively placed Periodic Tab...
This… is exactly what it looks like: Antoine Dodson, Chuck Testa, Scumbag Steve, Double Rainbow Guy, Copper Cab and a few more accidental internet celebrities dancing on stage at a bar in Cambr...
What up, Bromies? I be coming at you live from MIT today, like some sort of brilliant genius who invents solar powered trash compactors over breakfast. Which is a pistachio muffin dipped in black cof...
This weekend, the viral web will come together in meatspace for ROFLcon 3: The world’s first (and best) internet culture conference. Scumbag Steve will be there. Antoine Dodson will be there. C...
Bonjeezy, friends! For this edition of Would You Rock it Wednesday, I’ll be focusing exclusively on things that I’ve worn over the past couple of days because it’s myyyyy blog and I...
HIII EVERYBODY! Shhhhhh. I’m blogging now. Purrhaps if my iPhone stopped buzzing, I’d be able to get some of the stuff I’m being buzzed about done. I’m a BUSINESS man not a bu...
April is over in T-Minus 10 minutes, kids. And you know what that means… (via @Buzzfeed) Tweet This Post
I said brrrr, it’s cold in here. I said there must be some carbon in the atmosphere! I said ohheeohheeohhh – Frick, frick, frick. I’m not taking this toque off until spring starts a...
Don’t stop. Don’t give up. Don’t use a cheat code and don’t you dare press pause. Not even when your mom calls you for dinner for the third time. Not even if you’re havi...
I like a nice neo-Urkel trouser just as much as the next cat who lives within walking distance of American Apparel, but these… like, are these even pants? What is this? Ah, yes a jumpsuit. Of c...
Behold, my dear homies: it-girl chic, circa 1969… Seriously. You’re not looking at a photo I took in Trinity Bellwoods Park (or wherever the hipsters hang out in your ‘hood) last mo...
If you liked Backin’ up, Backin’ up, Backin up (and who didn’t? WHO DIDN’T?!) you’re going to looooove the Sweet Brown remix: Is that not a really, really good song? Eve...
Happy weekend, homies! I made a pledge to stay in this evening and rest up for tomorrow. Lots planned, big Sunday, and I don’t want to sleep until forever o’clock tomorrow because I was o...
…Contrary to what TV taught me. Crystal Tokyo was 30th century, right? Come on ladies, it’s meatball-head chic! The truth is, I worked a little bit late last night and had absolutely no t...
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