Some people have a legitimate reason to feel depressed, but not me. I just woke up one day feeling sad and helpless for absolutely no reason. Its disappointing to feel sad for no reason. Sadness can ...
Guess what? ... Im writing a book. With pages! And there will be pictures on the pages. And words. And maybe the pages will be really aerodynamic or something. I havent really decided what all of the...
My simple-minded dog recently went on an unplanned adventure. Because the simple dog is so very simple, her adventure was alarming and horrible for everyone involved. Even in her normal, famil...
There was a short period of my early life that was punctuated by truly unfortunate nightmares. Id go to sleep feeling safe and warm. Then Id awaken several hours later and somehow be completely...
Benny came to the birthday party because his mom had volunteered him to help supervise the children. He must have felt out of place being the lone teenage boy amidst a flock of over-excited six-year-...
The year I learned that Christmas did not, in fact, originate as a celebration of my amazing ability to temporarily transform into a "good" child for a few weeks was the year my grandparents ...
Packing all of your belongings into a U-Haul and then transporting them across several& nbsp;states is nearly as stressful and futile as trying to run away from...
My friend Colin made a fantastic animation based on one of my old posts: Im pretty sure Colin would be totally pumped to get some recognition for his hard work, so if youre feeling helpful, you can g...
Every time I write something new, I feel like I need to make it better than whatever I wrote before it so that it never appears as though I am regressing. Except I kind of feel like the l...
My mom baked the most fantastic cake for my grandfathers 73rd birthday party. The cake was slathered in impossibly thick frosting and topped with an assortment of delightful creatures which my mom cr...
At some point during my childhood, my mother made the mistake of taking me to see an orthodontist. It was discovered that I had a rogue tooth that was growing sideways. My mom and I were told t...
One of the most difficult aspects of interacting with other people is figuring out how to extricate yourself from a conversation without appearing rude or mentally unstable. You arent allowed to just...
This comic was inspired by an experience I had a few night ago. I was pulling into the parking lot of Safeway when I saw one of those gratuitously bright shooting stars. I tried to think of a really ...
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