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Bobby Vamp Calabrese
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Im trying to save money.

How?By eliminating all the junk in my life that I dont need.  Or at least for the time being.What Im trying to do is save up for a new guitar, a vintage guitar, a guitar to rule all other guitar...

15 h ago

DAYGLO NECROS.

Oh, and pre-order DAYGLO NECROS right-this-very-instant to snag yourself four, limited edition postcards of...who else? Calabrese!  Theyll be signed, kissed, chewed on, whatever you so desire. &...

16 may 12

"The Dead Dont Rise."

Well, yeah.Part 1 of our "Preview the New Songs Before the Album is Out and Ultimately Uploaded to Pirate Bay," this is a song off of DAYGLO NECROS.  Its called, "The Dead Dont Rise....

15 may 12

Quick and Crappy Coffee House Reviews: Lo-Fi Cafe.

I went to the Lo-Fi Coffee last week.  I went there the week before that, too.  Ive been there three times.  I think I like this place.I first heard about Lo-Fi Coffee during our time ...

11 may 12

Las Vegas Blues.

I dont hate Las Vegas, let that be clear. The sights, the sounds, the erratic debauchery and drunkenness, its all so magical and unique.Although, too much of a good thing, as they say, is a bad thing...

04 may 12

Quick and Crappy Coffee House Reviews: Gold Bar.

Ive never been to the Gold Bar coffee shop. It stares at me from the sushi joint across the way, from the pizza shack or the other coffee shop right behind it. Fortunately, with all the restaurants a...

25 apr 12

PHOTOS 4.0!

You know the drill. We get pictures of ourselves thrusting and pouting and pursed lips, and I post them all over my blog, crossing my fingers that it will one day successfully muck up internet search...

10 apr 12

My Secret Admirer.

Im hungover. My head hurts, my guts feel rotten and the only salvation is a Vitamin Water and the floor in front of the television. At this point, Im not good enough for the comforts of a couch. The ...

05 apr 12

Ravens Brew Gourmet Coffee.

Ive already been blasting this image all over the web, but Im not about to pump the brakes on horror-themed coffee beans.Our good friend, Kristen, sent us through the mail and into our filthy hands, ...

28 mar 12

Jungle Balcony.

I love a good patio.It offers a sunny refuge from dark and cramped apartment living, allowing a breath of fresh air to calm and relax the nerves.Some balconies suck. Its the way it goes. I refuse to ...

23 mar 12

St. Patricks Day, 2012.

Ive never celebrated on St. Patricks Day. If I could overcome the idea of going out and being yelled at by drunk college kids, plans are instantly derailed because St. Patricks Day probably fell on a...

18 mar 12

Quick and Crappy Coffee House Reviews: Steves Espresso.

I think Im going to start blogging about coffee spots throughout my neighborhood.Ive done it before, but its never been a solid priority. Between the mixed reviews of dollar store finds and lazily pu...

15 mar 12

Masters of the Uni-Piece Theatre, Episode 3.

07 mar 12

The Fortress of Fangs.

Ive been holding off on posting this for a while now because...well, because this is the perfect post. I look at the following photos, I reminisce about my childhood and Ive realized that this is me....

24 feb 12

Masters of the Uni-Piece Theatre, Episode 2.

15 feb 12

A Small Cup of Coffee at Dunkin Donuts is Perfect.

Im sure youre wondering, "Why a small? I thought you were a big boy and actually drank coffee?"Theres many reasons why I stick with a small cup at DD. We all have our bizarre habits, our conf...

10 feb 12

Masters of the Uni-Piece Theatre, Episode 1.

07 feb 12

Tuesday Mystery Box!

Mystery Box, how do you do? Where did you come from? What will you bring to the table to keep this Tuesday night from sucking ass? Mystery Box, what the hell is inside you?Well, hey! M.U.S.C.L.E., Mo...

01 feb 12

Comic Books I Will Never Read.

...because theyre in Italian.And because I cant read.This post takes me back to a time of wonder and awe, pleasure and ultimate paradise. Today, we travel back to a foreign land of pizza and lots of ...

27 jan 12

The Best of the Rest.

Try as I might, but I cannot stop talking about Christmas. I cant stop thinking, dreaming or wondering about my favorite season of the year. Such a great time for everyone, filled with gifts and joy ...

15 jan 12

"Monstrous Menagerie" Mask!

Me like!Cheap rubber mask is fun and thrilling, good to wear or use as a small brick in the house of junk youve built in your tiny apartment. Me think it more like mansion, which is dumb thing to say...

10 jan 12

Merry Christmas to me, I got a Jerry Only.

I rhymed, and it was awesome.This Christmas, I beat the system. I barely bought anyone anything and I walked away with presents and gifts and happiness. That might paint me as an asshole, but if you ...

03 jan 12

SHAMELESS GOOGLE INFILTRATION (oh, and Merry Christmas!)

Merry Christmas!Your present? A truck-load of me!Yeah, thats right. A slew of photos specifically designed to thrill and entertain your innocent and virgin-like eyes! Pictures to hypnotize and mesmer...

27 dec 11

Christmas with "Willow."

Christmas is almost here, and Im starting to feel the heat. Im getting an overwhelming sense of "blah" and I just dont like it. Dont get me wrong, Ive still got holiday spirit coursing throug...

23 dec 11

Christmas Burger.

Recently, Ive been getting way into the art of "the hamburger." Not sure why I put that in quotes, but I feel it elevates a certain flair Im going for. I need something solid to grasp onto wi...

20 dec 11

For Christmas, I adopted a Tamagotchi.

I found this egg-like trinket in my endless pile of debris Ive purposely left to die, but as soon as it was discovered I was shocked and insulted I even considered the thought.This is a Tamagotchi. F...

10 dec 11

Its a CVS Christmas.

Thanksgiving is over, and it kinda sucks. Im not beyond crushed, since I feel Thanksgiving is a bridge to a bigger and brighter new era of fun, but still. Knowing that its over convinces me that Chri...

06 dec 11

Happy Thanksgiving, 2011! Dont worry, this is still Star Wars related.

Im hesitant to say that theres not a whole lot to report today, which is fine for me, and fine for...well, me. In fact, I may be outta the Blogging Game for at least a solid month. The reason? What m...

24 nov 11

Tales of the Monkey-Wolf, a Halloween Adventure!

Well, here I am. Eleven days after Halloween, blogging about Halloween.Dont lie, you know you love it.Anyway, today, Im letting you in on a little secret. You see, I now own a creature thats neither ...

11 nov 11

Me like the Goat-Man.

Me like monster heads. Me like wear rubbery constriction over nose and mouth. Me think is fun!Me went to Bubbles of Joy, a Halloween goofy shop catering to goofs like me. Its no Spirit, but thats a g...

03 nov 11

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