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Sex And The Shitty
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This blog is a social experiment about gender, sexuality, friendship, dating, relationships, accepted norms, and life in general. It is meant to be nothing more than a humorous outlet, a platform for discussion, and a space to share stories. Our goal is not to infest the world with hatred towards men, tell outlandish stories of sexual exploitation, or offer explanations. We love men, we’re not sluts, and our advice is based on nothing more than whims and awkward encounters.
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Well that’s embarrASSing

I mentioned that I have recently switched gyms. My new gym is much closer, but also tinier, crappier, and uglier (in terms of both the décor and the man meat). It has significantly less of everything...

2 days ago

Be careful what you wish for

Mr. Style? Is that you?

4 days ago

Wheres Waldo? Part Three (The End)

So Friday rolled around and I was all excited, and giddy. And then the doorbell rang. If I had to describe Waldo in one word, it would be kind. I’m not saying he is a “nice guy” a “pushover” or a “do...

5 days ago

Gentlemans Guide to being a MAN!

We interrupt the regularly scheduled programming to bring you another guest post from Carpe Diem Que. Wheres Waldo will return tomorrow! “Is that what a man looks like?”  ~ Ed Norton, Fight...

6 days ago

Wheres Waldo? Part Two

I was playing a real live version of Where’s Waldo. I knew what he looked like and I knew he was either going to be near or in the crowded stadium, but otherwise I had no cheat sheet for locating him...

23 may 12

Wheres Waldo?

Despite the fact that I consider myself to be in a common law relationship with my iPhone, I hate texting. Texting is great for simple conversations with already established friends. Texting is super...

22 may 12

Happy Fucking Birthday

Early this morning, The Puppy woke me up. She needed to be let outside. Bleary eyed, I checked my phone to see that it was 4:00 am.  My inbox was filled with some residual birthday texts, emails...

18 may 12

Things that start with B

Well, It’s been a while since my last post. However, you can’t be mad at me because tomorrow is my birthday and according to the Official Birthday Rule Book it is illegal for you to be mad at me. So ...

17 may 12

The Gentlemans Guide... (Part II)

Carpe Diem Que has returned to us with Part II of his guide to being a gentleman. (The hot, savvy, confident kind of gentleman not the whiny, weepy, pushover kind). Take it away CDQ... (and once your...

08 may 12

Guest Blogger: A not too gentlemanly gentleman

(Hi! Its me... Elle. Im writing in italics so that you know where my points end and our guest bloggers points begin.) Today we have a guest post from Carpe Diem Que over at Project Carpe Diem. He wri...

30 apr 12

Modern Day Spinster

This evening I went grocery shopping because I decided using electricity to run an empty fridge is a waste of good beer money. My intentions were good, but after a few spins around the store I got bo...

25 apr 12

The story of how I ruined my favourite white tank top

I have good news and I have better news. The good news is I went on a date this past weekend. The better news is I have an embarrassing and epic story to tell you from the date. Not so long ago, I me...

24 apr 12

What do unicorns and first dates have in common?

I’ve gone on a shit load of shittacular first dates. I’ve gone on a bunch of non-eventful, boring first dates. And I’ve even gone on a teensy tiny number of good first dates.  Good first dates a...

16 apr 12

Elles Online Dating Song

So this is what I spent my weekend doing...or go here if I messed up the embedding: http://youtu.b e/rytaFddiDVsand go here to delight your senses in a song about Getting Cheated On

09 apr 12

Bangin’ and Bland vs Fugly and Fun

 You know that old saying about how hot chicks don’t have totry in bed? Well apparently that concept applies to life as well. Apparentlyhot people don’t have to put effort into life, or at least...

06 apr 12

Here Fishy Fishy Fishy

Last year around this time was my indoctrination into thealternate universe of online dating in general. I purposely opted to lose myonline v-card to a site that you pay for (which sounds like prosti...

03 apr 12

This and that

Uhh… Hi… So it’s been a while. I don’t even have a good excuse. It’s not like I’ve been having a torrid love affair with a man, or experimenting with narcotics, or indulging in exotic escapades to fo...

31 mar 12

Its hard to dance with The Devil on your back

I recently wrote a post entitled “So last night…” In the post I alluded – once again – to the man who is both the centrifugal force in my life and the keeper of my most painful moments. To me he is e...

11 mar 12 1 person likes this

I officially need a boyfriend

I need a boyfriend. Need! I am far from wanting a boyfriend, and it’s not as though I’d like a boyfriend. However, I have reached a point where need is the only suitable verb to fill the sentence. Ac...

25 feb 12

How is it...

... that no sitcoms have spawned from the simplistically beautiful premiss of online dating? Its simple, each episode features the protagonist (not quite a seductive dynamo and not quite a female ver...

09 feb 12

Remember these guys?

On Monday I got a mid-morning text from The Original Ken Doll. He had been to the restaurant that featured in the intense story of our first date, and he wanted to reminisce. We shot the shit for a b...

01 feb 12

I must have signed up for Match.com/crazype ople

Apparently raising The Puppy and maintaining a full time career is somewhat time consuming. I’ve had The Puppy in my life for a month and I’ve been drunk a total of once since her little paws entered...

26 jan 12

How to Get 4000 Angry Women to Descend on a Single Man

He Thinks Im FatHow to Lose a Guy in 10 Days— MOVIECLIPS.comA while back, I was thinking ofvaginae. And wishing they could talk and tell me exactly what theywanted for their enjoyment. This reminded ...

17 jan 12

So last night...

I found a USB stick at the bottom of a miscellaneous box. I stuck it into my computer and BAM... there was every deleted image and letter that had ever invovled him. It stung, of cours...

15 jan 12

Please give me a swift kick in the ass

So you remember how I re-signed up for Match.com? Yah. So you remember how this time around I decided I wasn’t going to make fun of the dudes I encounter? Yah. So you remember how the focus of my pos...

12 jan 12

Don’t get engaged in cliché places: the time I ruined an engagement

With the Christmas season behind us and the New Year unfolding before us, I can’t help but wonder how many thousands of women are now sporting a rock. My Facebook news feed has blown up with proclama...

02 jan 12

A new leash on love

I have exciting news. It’s super exciting news. It’s so exciting that I don’t even want to toy with you and make you think that I found a boyfriend or a mind-blowing orgasm. What I have to tell you i...

29 dec 11

It all comes down to timing - Part III

In Part One, I fucked up fate and missed the chance to meet a guy I’d once oogled at the gym. In Part Two, my tardiness led me to take a bite out of any chance with my hot dentist. Now in Part Three,...

25 dec 11

This is why youre single (bitch) part 4....

** QUICK AUTHORS NOTE *** Hey everyone remember me ? Yes Ive been slacking lately on my blog posts. My excuse ? A new job, new girlfriend and a variety of other projects consuming my life. But reader...

24 dec 11

It all comes down to timing - Part II

Yah… I lied. I didn’t post part two yesterday like I said I was going to.But… but… but… It’s because I was being lavishly wined, dined, and complimented by a Gerard Butler look-a-like.Yah… I lied aga...

23 dec 11

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