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PEAS ON TOAST
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I'm an opinionated bitch who usually gets into trouble just by spewing my crass, vulgar life shit onto this here page.
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glossary for the misinformed

 "Things turn around as quickly as they turn shite,"  wise words from a friend who knows.Personal crisis under control for now, (grumble grumble) and have out of this, endeavoured t...

1 day ago

Having one of those colossal moments where lots of moving parts have landed by my feet and I actually just want to throw the towel in and leave this city.I havent seriously considered leaving London ...

3 days ago

booked to go

Touched a handrail. Am sick.Weather outside is so lovely and sunny, and all I can envisage is getting drunk on LemSip, splayed out on the couch in a fever.On a positive note, The Dove and i are booke...

25 may 12

in the spirit of saying it how it is

Here are a few things I wish I could say out loud, but am not honest enough to.Lately, Ive been struck with the (British?) affliction of being too polite (read: passive aggressive) when it actually c...

24 may 12

tally ho queenie

Ill get to the point. I have never met a Queen, (Latifah or otherwise), but I can say that theres been a mutual acknowledgement.  For those interested, heres the Daily Mails coverage of the day....

23 may 12

might meet TQ today

Well it is an exciting old day.I may meet The Queen today. I will get to see her at the very least, and if Im lucky Ill shake her hand.Have been invited to the Buckingham Palace Garden Party, plus on...

22 may 12

whats on your doorstep

Just had my second visa experience in a month and nearly exploded from frustration.Im too frustrated to even write about it, so Ill be an adult and sidestep this fucking disaster of a passport I have...

21 may 12

tapas and wheels of death

Had a huge blow out last night. It started while barking down a telephone at an unyielding reporter, clutching a half drunk flute in my champagne hand.Champagne was just the springboard I needed to f...

18 may 12

BE 3000

 I chose a bag yesterday, [Mulberry, fuck] and had to tear my hand away from the mouse I was pushing around: no can do.In two weeks, if everything goes OK with my next visa adventure, the Dove a...

16 may 12

force of habit

Isnt that Ridge? Ron Moss, is that you, you funny sonofa? Confession time. Picked up three controversial habits over the last little while. Without initiating the circle of blame that is circulating ...

15 may 12

dont waste time

If theres one thing Ive learnt living in this city, its:1) Never ever take advantage of sun. When it shines, you drop everything youre doing to get outside. And you fucking hurry. You dont know how l...

14 may 12

oh hi

So quite exciting,Massively exciting to be fair. I have been promoted. Little old me.I found out last week, and the Brit and I quietly sat at home chugging on a bottle of champers together. I am pret...

11 may 12

immigration ordeal II

(Borat? Is that you, guy?---------^)So how did it go? Did I get my new visa?Thanks for asking. Yes. It took no less than eight hours. Thats dedication. Thats some serious dedication to a country that...

10 may 12

immigration process ordeal

I am sat inside the Home Office in Croydon. Fairly sure that all this hanging around on these cold steel seats - nailed to the floor - is doing my pile my asscrack no favours.I am also blogging ...

09 may 12

bank holiday non-eventness amazingness

Dude, we had a bank holiday yesterday.This is what couples do on a bank holiday weekend in England when they cant be fucked to do anything that involves an iotas worth of effort more, than say, lifti...

08 may 12

voting day

Its Election Day!Suitably dressed in a suit, Im about to make my way down to my local polling station.And stand in a long, after-work queue.In the rain.In heels.Im already fucking miserable and I hav...

03 may 12

supplying air to my ears

(Power ballad face.)Did I ever tell you how much I absolutely love Air Supply?The band and the reference to being able to breathe.So its been raining for like a 100 days on end or something. It reall...

02 may 12

baltic extravaganzah 3000

Ive filled in 64 pages of documents, submitted passport, photos, 12 months bank statements, fees, pretty much everything save a stool sample.*The process for my visa extension, which takes me to the ...

01 may 12

two evenings, same outcome

Well. We drank nine bottles of bubbly between six of us on Saturday, clothes and all sorts a-strewn about our lounge.Swishing was fantastic.There was a load of detritus left over from what can only b...

30 apr 12

three things

So.As we speak, theres a bomber who has taken four people hostage two blocks away from where I am sitting.An average Friday? Heres Sky News take on it. Our office is two blocks away, but Tottenham Co...

27 apr 12

what brits do abroad*

My Brit is in Israel for work, and turned into an instant stereotype last night.He played it up, Im certain, but if youve ever seen An Idiot Abroad featuring one Karl Pilkington being ridiculously Br...

26 apr 12

oh my god oh my god

Heart is beating, am sweating like Sarkozy in a socialist-dominated presidential campaign, nerves are jangling off the charts, want to stand up on my seat in this office and scream:KAWASAKI!And then ...

25 apr 12

dude its the london elections

Dude, its the London elections.Dominating news agenda and political hour at drink-o-clock.Im allowed to vote. Literally.  Jesus jousting in New Jersey,* I am chuffed. Im not allowed to do a lot ...

24 apr 12

three years

Friday marked a smidgeon of recreational relief from an otherwise really tedious week.A week feeling cold and grumpy, due to nicotine withdrawal the quashing of addictive demons that haunt my dreams....

23 apr 12

flat and disgruntled

Theres something in the air - and its probably this dog shit freezing weather outside thats catalysed this - but Im feeling really flat. There are a lot of things I wish I could pull out of a hat rig...

18 apr 12

not pwned

Imagine my surprise. My convoluted, crescendoeing delight.Sitting in a dental chair, sweating like a glazed ham, and the dentist didnt ram a drill the size of Belarus down my throat.In times past, th...

17 apr 12

monday did this to me

SHIT I HATE:Mondays. Especially when the entire day is dedicated to dealing with a media fire, from pretty much the moment I work up. Until five seconds ago.Telephones. Ive been on one all day. The b...

16 apr 12

endeavouring to

Im getting itchy feet again.Literally a first world problem, but two weekends not travelling and my travel clock is starting to tick.Forget my biological clock, my travel ticker is going fucking bese...

13 apr 12

literally

Im literallah obsessed with this man. Hes been around for a while now, and coined Gap Yah, a comedy sketch loved by people who love posh people.Me.He writes Gap Yah plannahs for the Telegraph.And I l...

11 apr 12

cotwolds easter

We covered a fair bit of track over the last 4 days. London---> Bath---> Chipping Sodbury----> Tortworth----> Bristol---->Wotton-Under-Edge- ---> Cheltenham----> Lower Slaughter----> Oxford----> Londo...

10 apr 12

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