Word on the street is that BDSM is where it’s at. We all know who is to blame for it, but that’s neither here nor there. If the addition of some kinky techniques is resulting in women eve...
Such a Shaina Maideleh Let me tell you what passes for high entertainment at casa maxfab: this past Saturday night I curled up in bed to watch Oprah’s Next Chapter. Little known fact: I ...
And then on Friday I got the email I’ve been dreading for months. “BWA Nominations & Black Social Media Weekend“, the headline proclaimed. I deleted that shit with a quickness a...
But ever since my mister came on the scene, that has changed. Whenever the sentence “my boyfriend lives in DC” comes up, he instantly becomes the most interesting thing about me. I don...
It started with just talking, as it always does. Harmless conversations that would have remained so if only I’d taken care not to cross the line. But the truth is that once in, there is no out....
And because I can really only get anything done when I have someone to answer to and people to commiserate with, I’m inviting all of you to join me on my last-ditch attempt to shape up before s...
The boys went on to lament the perils of cock-region hair removal and I laughed inside at the idea that a bunch of people who will never experience a Brazilian could possibly think they had it rough....
But anyway. That’s all in the past now. I’m still not completely out of the woods – I have a root canal in my very near future – but I’m on the mend. And more importantl...
Ah Chuck Bass, for a short White man with questionable teeth, that is one seriously hot piece of ass. How can anyone not lust after him? He’s dashing, well-dressed, and obnoxiously confident. C...
If there is a worse fate that can befall a human being than a toothache, I don’t care to know what it is. Without a hint of exagerration, I am here to tell you that a toothache is the worst tor...
That obsession is of course the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy and let me tell you something: you need these books in your life. Just google the title and you’ll see that people are going apeshit ov...
I deeply apologize for being missing in action the last couple of weeks. But see that picture above? That’s what life in the land of Max is like right now. I’m working on something insane...
I really believe that smoking makes me great. I would be a miserable cranky bitch without it and my best ideas – and my best posts – come to me when I’m inhaling the sweet sm...
Although I’d been thinking for months that her guy was a bit of an asshat, I was shocked by her news. To be honest, I didn’t think she had it in her, but that’s neither here nor the...
Over time I grew a little less enamoured of life as a drifter. Although I’m not one to watch face, I looked around and saw in other people’s lives the benefits of having a plan. And so I ...
If it’s one thing ladies love, it’s talking. They’ve got the gift of gab on lock. And while men are often so reticient it seems as though they have a word count they must sta...
I don’t know what vaps struck me that made me want to watch the movie in the first place, but it was dead interesting. The origin of The Wailers, Lee “Scratch” Perry (allegedly) pir...
This is by far the most-often uttered phrase from me to my mister. If there’s anything I say more often than that, I don’t know what it is. Actually that’s not true. There are other...
This week on Ask Max we have a question from a young lady wondering whether she’s been relegated to the Friend Zone. Is there potential in her relationship grey area or should she drop the pebb...
As anyone who knows me knows, I’m inordinately fixated on my own attractiveness. I devote days to grooming and spend more money than I’d care to admit on preserving my pretty. After syste...
If you pay attention to the relationships around you, you see this dynamic being played out over and over. Although there is love flowing in both directions, there is an anxiety in the Lover that you...
And while the freedom to safely explore whatever man tickles your fancy is a beautiful thing, there is something to be said for belonging to just one man. Having a suite of suitors to satisfy your ev...
Yesterday my friends at What Black Men Want (whom I owe a guest post that I am woefully overdue on and am publicly shaming myself for as an act of contrition) schooled the ladies on how to keep a Bla...
I never really got how she made the connection between clothes on the floor and lack of appreciation. It wasn’t that I wasn’t grateful for what I had or that I didn’t value it, I j...
The anticipation builds, boils, bubbles over until the day comes when it’s time to fuck. You take him home with you, sitting chastely beside him on the ride, envisioning what is about to happen...
But in fairness to women, we come by our nagging honestly. Any girl growing up around even halfway wise women was told to stand up for herself. That men don’t like doormats. That men love bitch...
At some point in life I may have written about how bad I am at asking for help. After 498 posts it seems like I’ve written about everything and it gets harder and harder to dig through the crat...
I swear, nothing smooths life’s passage like having a regular source of sex, does it? Whether it’s your mister, a friend with benefits, or a good old-fashioned fuck buddy, there’s n...
I have a confession: I’ve become obsessed with these Shit ____ Say videos. Honestly they are like drugs to me. I – who used to avoid YouTube like the cesspool it is – have spent mor...
That’s a great quote, isn’t it? I like that one. Here are a couple more of my faves: “The difference between the impossible and the possible lies in a man’s determination.R...
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