It always starts innocently enough. He asks how is your day going? and I think how tedious sweet. But if were on plenty of fish or okcupid or twitter or facebook or maybe even via te...
The message reads: What are you wearing? And its your move. The board is set. The pieces are all lined up. Now all you have to do is ask yourself, do you want to play?I ...
If dating were a sports team, its mascot would be the butterfly.Which may explain why lately every date seems to be a fumble. And championship games keep getting cancelled. Coach keeps te...
A conversation.It seems so simply, so easy, so... unattainable?And the irony is that Im actually not asking for the world. Your questions dont have to be Pullitzer Prize winning calib...
Its been a long time coming.Ive been meaning to write it for ages.But somehow I just kept putting it off. Because its not really a dating post, or a humor post, or a sex post, or a poetry post e...
At this point, it was about 8pm. I had spent the first half hour waiting for him and the second half deflecting inappropriate comments and trying not to be horribly disappointed with the mess o...
This post continued from - The Mess: a New "Something" in the MixHave you ever gotten a present, like say for a birthday or Christmas, which you then opened only to find that there were...
And then this happened...Ashton Kutcher made a dating video...Its like they looked straight into my heart. A bollywood producer with hip muscles that could move mountains?Its like they looked s...
The Mess - a New "Something"And then it was April.Guy #1 emailed. It was eloquent. It was adorable. He was going back to London. Fuck. We decided to keep in touc...
January was all about finalizing grad school applications and the disastrous effec ts of dating CryBabyRomeo. Im not sure if I ever mentioned it but on that first date of our...
I saw you. A question. A promise. A few words in a newspaper.I saw you. When I peeked in your bedroom window. Lurking behind you on the street. When you sat next t...
We have Duct Tape love, last minute fixes and a constantfear of breathing too hard, like a hostage in the basementYou were a Santa Clause kidnapper, you were a third string negotiatorYou were just ho...
Do Nice Guys Finish Last?The logic behind the claim Nice guys finish last is so flawed I hardly know where to start (but start, I will).Who are these nice guys who are claiming to finish last? &...
For the beginning of this second date with CryBabyRomeo CLICK HERE or if you missed the first date with him as well, best to start HERE. For the rest of you, lets just right back into...
Jumping hurdles over textbooks and I found you,Ask twice, do you come here often?Smiled like two halves of a dictionary crashing openNot often enough you said. And I bit my tongueWaited for you...
Is this a response? A rebuttal? Or just some thoughts that happened before, during, and after the presence of these two articles showed up in my life? Consider reading the other art...
When the lovely Skye over at the amazing MetAnotherFrog came to me and asked if I’d be interested in writing on breath play my immediate response was yes. And not just a regular yes. But a ...
He is minty fresh. He is dollar bills. He is midnight truck stop diner hot chocolate. He is miserable drivel. He is a Tic Tac in your pocket.Wake up sweating, laptop heat puls...
Preface: This post has me longing for the hot sweaty balls of boys...er...I mean days of summer. Is it July yet?I want to clear something up. Be a little more precise. About M...
He tastes like a conversation. Candy coated cadence and tempting temporary tempo swirl somewhere in between our tongues touching like torches. Ablaze. That bend and blend like lexic...
*Disclaimer. There are clingy chicks in the world. There are clingy boys in the world. This is about the rest of us. Who get a bad rep.I’m a planner. Some people think that’s...
So I know what youre thinking. This looks familiar. Youve seen this before and before that You saw it here. And the truth is youre right. This is about to be a repeat of ...
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Friend: "Youre legitimately a Carrie Bradshaw"Me: "I like that Im now legitimately a fictional character""Its like wanting to be a rapper or a basketball star," I...
The title of this post is mostly just for jokes. I mean certainly Im about to talk about Jizz. And specifically I plan to share with you what I learned about it. But the first bit. ...
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