Hey Everyone, Day 19 of a 60 day fast is going well...20.5 Lbs lost, 10 inches gone off of my waist and lots of energy! I have been struggling with crazy food cravings over the last fe...
Hey guys, Day 11 of 60 on the juice fast and as suspected, weight loss has come to a screeching halt...only 1/2 lb lost in the last 4 days. I am not bummed though because I feel great and am positive...
Day 8 of my 60 day juice fast was pretty uneventful...mostly I slept a lot and thought about all the things I should be doing but chose not to do :o) I weighed in today at 174 still 13.5 lbs lost so ...
Day 5 of my 60 day cleanse. I woke up feeling great and weighed in at 174lbs; 13.5 lbs lost in 5 days seems really too high! Oh well, I didnt feel hungry and I had a lot of energy when I woke up so I...
Day 4 of this 60 day juice fast has been challenging for me. I feel really lethargic today and just cant be bothered with much. So, I took this opportunity to watch some interesting and thought provo...
Yay, its Coffee Enema Day! First some Stats; Weighed in at 179 lbs today; that means 8.5 lbs lost in two days :o) Even though that is all water weight, its still pretty amazing! I have had a co...
Patricia Morrison; Yoga Instructor, Comedian and recent Over Eaters Anonymous Enthusiast has said Fuck You to solid foods for at least 60 days. I am not going to post an embarrassing before picture u...
Today is the first day of my life...or maybe its the first day towards my demise, whos to say? I am embarking on a new career, in a new city and I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking! Last mont...
So even though I havent blogged in about 5 months, some awesome person has given me an incentive to write again as I was emailed that I am now the proud owner of some fucking award that means absolut...
Poop, double decker, camel-toe-jam, kerfluffenheimer, fromunder cheese, schmegma, dollop, hand-me-downs, apple sauce, penis... I tried really hard to come up with something interesting to write for y...
Hey bloggy friends! I am sorry for being such a slacker in my postings here at The Writing Womb but cut me some cheese errr...I mean slack. The weather is amazing here in Thailand and considering the...
I was at work today, in my little registration hut just outside the yoga hall, feeling anything but Zen because of a certain flying insect that felt the need to swarm my head all morning. I was tryin...
My new bloggy friend Marcy over at Giddy fingers commented on my last post about laser hair removal saying "If I were to do it I would get my entire body lasered (apart from ...
I have always wanted to try Laser Hair Removal, but whenever I think about doing it, all these unsubstantiated fears come up and consume me. Like how do we know it’s safe? What if voluntarily subject...
You know when you first meet someone and they tell you that their last name is Kock and then you subtly point out the obvious ice breaker that could have the both of you rolling on the floor with lau...
You ever have one of those days where you wake up and it feels as if aliens abducted you and probed you anally in your sleep and then force fed you the hottest Chilli Peppers all night but would...
Arrrghh! Is that a parrot in yer pocket or are ya just happy to see me? Nah, its just International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Yar, I know it was yesterday but seeing as I werent informed about it, I ce...
Hello deodorant, It’s me Trish…I thought you needed to know that you really don’t do a very good job at keeping me dry or smelling good. WTF is up with that? I paid good money for your sorry “all nat...
Dear totally awesome readers and dare I say, Fans? Not the kind of fans that keep you cool on a hot summers day but the kind that adore the words and cartoons I write...there arent many of you, I kno...
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