Want to talk about how its June already tomorrow?I know, the years go quicker and quicker.Orrrrrrr maybe we could talk about how this dress almost makes me look like a girl?Nope not that either.Well ...
Im thinking of starting another blog.Which I know is ambitious given how catastrophically average I am at running this one.Maybe Ill just make it a weekly feature instead.Either way its going to go s...
Four Reasons Real Simple Magazine Will Make You (read me) Feel Like a FailureAssemble a well-stocked Card DrawerLook, I dont know how to bring this up but you seemed to allude to the fact that stockp...
Do you ever write the ending of screenplays in your head on the way to work?No me neither.That would be weird.But if I were to partake in such an activity it might go a little something like this:Its...
Dear *Insert Name*,Thank you for your interest in becoming part of my life.If our friendship/casual distaste for each other is to succeed it is imperative you know all of the following.I will need yo...
Now i do understand that these trousers are hideous.I really do.Truly they can only be rivaled by these bad boys which make peoples eyes wince on a regular basis.(In fact I think I once saw a ma...
Things that have happened recently which directly or indirectly led me to believe it was necessary for you and I to take a break..- I got a tattoo. My first. And coincidentally found new ways to disa...
Things I randomly hate. Venomously.- When people say Am I right?!. I mean, you know youre right. That was kind of the point of that horrific preambling monologue I had to listen to.But now ...
So..Did you survive it?Anyone loose a limb?Shit I hope not.That could get awkward real quick.Todays Recommendations:Watch: M.I.A Bad Girls - Behind the ScenesListen: Busta Rhymes - Break Ya NeckRead:...
You know what drives me nuts?No, not everything.God I hate it when youre like this.What is your problem?It drives me nuts when people utter the undistinguishable nonsense that is the sentence..And I ...
Despite sleeping almost 12 hours last night I was apparently in no mood to dress as anything other than a painter & decorator today.And given that I fully intended to go back to bed at 9PM and it...
One word of advice.If youre going to dress like a damn Easter Egg I strongly suggest you keep such antics to daylight hours.Otherwise youre going to at some point, find yourself in a sea of monochrom...
Dear Lost Jeans,Yeah uhm.. Hi. Its me.So this is kind of awkward.. I know Im sort of supposed to be your guardian.But I appear to have lost you.And the thing is.. I really need you.The weather i...
If you can try to imagine it..My outfit was even less exciting in person.Which currently feels like it should be my tag line.The new and even more underwhelming me.Catchy.Todays Recommendations:Watch...
Isnt that just life for you?You come to rely upon something...Like I dont know, an entirely uninteresting and rather redundant posting every day from your favourite (I dont want to put words in your ...
Dear Women Raising Sons,Yeah hey.. hows it going?So we dont know each other formally, but Ive been thinking recently..And I know how important my opinion is to you all, so I just wanted to drop you a...
Do you ever have those days where you get home from a long day at work, tired and annoyed..Only to realise you havent taken the four completely unnecessary and totally inane pictures of yourself youv...
I bought this Tee for 4 dollars on the sale rail at Old Navy.And i thought to myself, you know thats a good looking 4 dollar t-shirt.Well that, and Im a class act.But either way, I love it when Im ri...
I like to persevere with maxi skirts...You know in the eternal hope that one day they may bless me with the elegance and grace that has so far alluded me in life.And that continued to allude me when ...
I hate to be self congratulatory..But.. well Im about to anyway.I think Im doing pretty well with this whole colour thing.Look at me.Im a veritable cacophony of shades.I am the embodiment of spring.A...
I know what youre thinking...Holy crap.Those are some fancy pants.And youd be right.Dont panic, youve just got to relax into them.Let them wash over your retinas.Its all going to be OK.In other news ...
Im trying to be more colourful.Not in my nature you understand.Because my soul is dark.But you know, in much more delightfully superficial ways.And I feel like these jeans are a good start.A minty to...
You know what Ive been thinking about recently?Well lots of sh*t..But you know, in the interest of time and everybodys sanity, Ill make this brief.Why are bangs plural?I mean technically there is onl...
So Black Betty got a flat today.Out the front of Forever 21.It would have been upsetting were it not so poetic.Because let me tell you this is not a good time to find out you have 2 blouses, a pair o...
This one word and its four unrelenting syllables.This one word which delicately and unceremoniously depicts the battle that wages inside.Oh how I wrestle with you, you faceless wretch.Every fiber ach...
Tonight I saw the very legendary and ever so lovely Wedding Present perform in front of an audience of less than a 100.And it was sh*tting awesome.On the eve of their North American tour and for them...
I feel like this faux silk kimono top is as close as Im going to come to the fateful pajama trend of 2012.I also feel like that sentence is as close as I am going to come to a blog posting this eveni...
Anyone else still having a moment with polka dots?I think I may be a touched obsessed.In fact.. Ive gone dotty over them.. Whaaaaat?!You see what I did there?I know, Im a hoot.Eh hem. Where was I..I ...
I am still having a moment with patterned/coloured denim.I know, how very 2011 of me.And whilst I spent the best part of 47 minutes the other evening trying to convince myself I didnt require these.....
You know what..In life people are going to tell you that there is no call for sequins on a work day.Especially not on a Tuesday.And I want you to know that these people are fools Dear Reader of None....
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