We know, we know, we fucking suck at putting up blog posts right now. I mean, we are busy being z-listers and sometimes that makes us lazy and eat brownies instead of writing blog posts when we are h...
So X & Y officially fucking suck. Life has lead them on different paths as of late, and while they still can’t get enough of each other, it seems their own blogosphere has reigned precedenc...
So, just to jog your memory, Y was on a TV show in India over the summer, and since her 3 month stint of Indian fame, she has been receiving an onslaught of Facebook friend requests from random peopl...
From time to time I’ll peruse Craigslist for casting call odds-n-ends. Not that I need more shit to fill up my already busy schedule, but a Z’s job is all about the hustle and random gig...
Feeling down in the Dumps. A Z-Lister Archive It’s no small fact that winter-time has the highest depression and suicide rates of the year. So don’t feel bad if you are feeling the Down-i...
Click to view slideshow. Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week has officially taken over NYC, which means Z-Listers spanning from the far reaches of Harlem to Bushwick are officially excited. X & Y were ca...
Happy Get Laid Valentine’s Day lovely Z fans! Whether you’re getting spoon fed ice cream between reading stanzas of swoon worthy poetry or indulging in a lame-o Katheryn Heigl chick flic...
Since both teams in the Superbowl this year adorn the tried and true Red, White, and Blue, it’s safe to say that they are patriotic Americans whether they be Giant or Patriot. So as we chug a f...
O You Nancy Huh? (a rap) (X&Y enter on giant burrito chandelier) (kick ball change and pony to downstage right) (verse) There’s a little mami in Denver named Nancy, she makes these burritos...
That’s right. It went there. And we adore it. I also like how we felt the need to bleep out sh*t as though it’s the crudest thing we’ve ever written on the blog. Hug a pussy. Hap...
It’s been nearly a decade since the bearded lads and beardless lady of ‘Big Dog Run’ started gracing Colorado’s small town coffee shops with their seducing sound. Upon first l...
[Bleep] it! There’s nothing like a timely band wagon post! Since we often compare ourselves to the likes of [Bleep], Wikipedia, Google, and Reddit; we wanted to give the internet-o-sphere a ta...
Apparently Danny is! But only after three long islands and within arms reach of a crumpled receipt. Not quiet a sext, but still blog worthy. Sweet nothings turned refrigerator art, courtesy of our ...
“What iiiiiiiiiiis rapping? Let’s have a look before we go any further.” Yes Stu Jeffries, let’s take a look because, if there’s one segment of the US population that e...
10 suspects. 1 pair of glasses. 2 career paths. Isn’t it funny how one pair of glasses instantly transforms everyone into either a uni-bomber or a pedophile? What’s your vote? I have a ...
So, our girl Chescaleigh has been blowin up the internet with her hucking filarious videos for years now. And we’ve all given a crap for the last half-decade, and swooned over her talent as if...
And his choice of beach attire. Imagine he wore speedos to the beach? We apologize, but with all this cock-us talk we can’t help but weigh in on our political point-of-view. Frankly our prez ...
While X and Y are spending Christmas apart, they can be content in the fact that they are both making fun of blonde highlights, bootleg jeans, and northface fleeces home for the holidays. If going ho...
On a recent winter’s eve, X and Y were seen gallivanting with homies Ms Behavin and D-Thom-Sizzle (who FYI, just booked a gig with Mama Madonna herself…congrats bitch!), whilst wearing Xm...
It’s dawned upon Y that she hasn’t had a proper rootin-tootin dinner party in quite some time, and she thrives on dinner parties. Yes, you get all greasy and you have to clean a million ...
Eat ur hearts out. X and Y are enjoying a much needed intimate date night. Kinda wish y’all were here! Xoxozozozoxo Filed under: Just Like You (kinda), O Face or No Face, Pussy Fancy
Chris? Charles Utah? Caleb? Cute cabbie? Chris Bartender? Crew neck boy? Cuddle buddy? Chris Flip Flops? Country Lovin? Chris Justin Beiber Concert? Chris 2? You get the point. A woman’s contac...
We are fat and lazy for the holidays, so we can’t be seen in public right now. We figure you feel the same way, I mean, if we look like shit, you must. So here is a little thing to give thanks ...
This is a Z-listers backstage-pass film edition; a first ever blog review and interview – one even Tosh.O couldn’t snag – with famed filmmaker Fitz Edwards. Mr. Edwards had the grea...
Sometimes I catch myself being unprofessional. Oops my B. Only our lucky readers will get to witness the first draft of an email for a recent model casting I held. Email Numero Uno “Ok, Ryan ...
This is what happens when you walk home from Coney Island after hanging out with …. ? What was his name again? Hmmmmm that’s a shame. You know what’s also a shame? These pics. If yo...
You all know her as the little white girl in the pink tutu who sings better than like Nicki Minaj. She blew up to Rebecca Black sized fame when her home video performance of Nicki Minaj’s Sup...
Yes we get around…in vans…parked in side streets…in Brooklyn…without engines…in heelz…whilst wearing lipstick. And remember, don’t drink and drive. That̵...
As the stench of fried chicken wafts through the air and the sounds of screaming hobos children intensify, the only thing to do is nod in ambiguous indifference like the James Joyce quoting Williamsb...
Being that we find Wednesday afternoons as a good excuse to party, one can only fathom what a Z lister birthday celebration entails. Let me tell you this – it will turn your brain to liquid ho...
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