MATTHAU.
“This quitting thing, it’s a hard habit to break once you start.” - Coach Buttermaker, Bad News Bears
That sure is a lot of cranberry juice, Phyllis.
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“A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.” - Lana Turner
What’s so funny?
“If it is right, it happens—The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away.” - John Steinbeck
(it’s up in the top left corner)
With a jacket this loud, who needs a speech? (King George VI)
“In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.” - Patrick Bateman, American Hero Psycho
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There’s nothing wrong with rose-tinted glasses. (Happy Birthday, David Jo.)
REQUIRED LISTENING: Elvis Presley, “Kentucky Rain”
GOLDEN SHOES. Happy Birthday, E.
If you know what’s good for you…
BREAKFAST.
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