That’s because I have no new books to promote, and am off quietly thumping keys on my next one. (You can monitor my favourite distraction from said book here if you like.) Oh COME ON. You know ...
I can’t tell you HOW many international cities have requested I come do a book signing since the release of my latest novel, The Younger Man! (Chiefly because it could get me into legal trouble...
Which is my new novel, and probably, definitely your new novel, so by all means go make that happen, you gorgeous little pikelets! What on earth are you waiting for! Do you want to be the only one on...
Here’s the cover so you know what to hunt down at all good booksellers and department stores and online booksellers at 9am on February 22 and not one day later: You can read a description of th...
Zoe Foster is an author, writer, blogger, speaker and eater of arrogant cheeses like burrata. She is probably best known as the author of this book, but has also written this book, and this one, and ...
Because of you guys, and your excitement concerning (and willingness to part with money for) books which bully you into doing new things to your face and hair, Amazing Face is going – as they s...
Amazing Face is officially on sale now, and to celebrate/encourage everyone to buy it, I am doing some signings and Swedish yodelling exhibitions. Come by, why don’t you! That’s what an a...
Which is wonderful news. As we all know, because we wrote it down, and some of us (“Mum”) had it tattooed on the small of their back, it’s on sale June 27, but – and I may get...
I just found two dollars in my jacket pocket!! Man. That will come in so handy. In other exciting news, I can now share the title – Amazing Face – and cover of my next book, on sale June....
Oh, wow. Great top. Is it new? It really brings out your eyes, you know. You should totally wear it every day! Ha ha ha! Imagine that. People would think you had no other clothes! And also you would ...
I found myself eating six Haigh’s frogs in succession yesterday. It was delicious, and if I had any more, I might very well do the same thing today. I also found myself passionately dishing out...
Sometimes, even after several masterful plagiarism attempts, I get stuck for Incredible Writing Ideas. I know! I know, no one saw that coming. Not even the clairvoyant who predicted Mr TONY ABBOTT wo...
In the most current issue of Cosmopolitan, I fervently defend men who cheat on their girlfriends. Ha ha ha! As if. Obviously they don’t need defending, because they haven’t done anything ...
How are you, Tommy?! God, it’s been a while, hasn’t it. But not so long that you’ve forgotten your old tricks, you devilish little rascal! Oh come on, Tommy. I saw you wearing those platform shoes at...
Sorry for the profanity, but not really, because I meant it. And I mean what I say below too, which is my current Cosmopolitan dating article and which I have received an enormous amount of feedback ...
Let me first begin by saying you look absolutely delicious. You look even better than when you were fresh last night, and your pasta was steaming and your sauce was simmering and your olives bounced ...
Have you ever dated a pineapple? Me either. What about a guy where EVERYTHING was hard? His friends are morons. He bitches out Jess and Lana when you mention them. He won’t spend time with your...
After several requests (and only half of them make-believe!) in the past week for This Specific Cosmo Dating Column to be emailed or posted here so that girls can send the link to single friends who ...
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