Writes Sarah in Oregon: “My son was required to give a Valentine to every student in his class, whether they were a friend or not. I found this one among the pile. Obviously, Megan isn’t ...
xoxo, PAN related: Valentine’s Day break-up heartbreak
There’s a vending machine troll on the loose in Chicago! related: The Candyman Can’t
If the 21 notes you’ve already posted around the house haven’t made a difference…do you really think the 22nd is going to be the one that finally clicks? Just a thought! related: Th...
If only there were a simple solution to this problem… related: PC Load Letter?!
Spotted by George outside his local church in East London: related: He died for your clip art
You might recall this epic note — the obnoxious vegan roommate who “forbade” her roommate from bringing animal products into the apartment. Our original submitter writes in to say that si...
A few days ago, says our submitter in Louisiana, a co-worker left her meal on the lunchroom table while she went to the restroom. When she came back, she discovered that some brazen mo-fo had jacked ...
There’s the typical New York City note… And then there’s the Willamette Valley way… related: Completely valid rebuttals
Our submitter spotted this unusual sales pitch while driving in Livermore, California. (“The dealership sucks, the car sucks, but it’s for sale if you want to buy it!”) related: You...
To me this sounds suspiciously like an episode of The League, but Stephen from Cherry Hill, New Jersey claims his daughter recently caught him heading into the bathroom “for a little sit-down,&...
My friend Brooke said the doors at this New Jersey gas station were covered with notes, but this one in particular caught her attention. (I particularly enjoyed the suggested topics of conversation. ...
Jen in Astoria takes the Q69 bus to work every morning, so she’s quite familiar with the infamous Tony. “I hadn’t seen them in some time,” she says, until catching a glimpse o...
Thanks to Kenny from San Francisco for introducing me to the work of my new favorite doorman. related: “Church Sign Writer” is a real job
Shaun in Austin spotted this mysterious complaint in the men’s room at his office. (Apparently all of the males employed there are very, very sensitive.) related: This locker room is a nudity-f...
While perusing the magazines at Barnes & Noble, Shelly found this bit of divine snark affixed to the latest XBOX magazine. Haterz still will hate, I guess? related: Cigarettes & energy drinks
…because if you are saving the contents of your nose for an afternoon snack, feel free to use to office walls for that purpose! related: The bathroom-stall booger epidemic
Writes Virginia in Sumner, Washington: “Going through a box of old photographs in the attic, I found this birthday card I gave my father when I was five or six. I was a terrible child.” r...
Writes Kiki in Melbourne: “Have you ever seen a sack act so bitchy and sanctimonious all at once? I can’t believe a plastic bag’s attitude actually started to piss me off!” We...
Spotted by Kathy at her office lunchroom in Seattle: The real sad reality? related: You sure nag like my mother…
Tommy in Norway isn’t the only one getting butt-hurt over butter. From the U.K… to Australia… to Ireland… it’s beginning to look like this butter crisis might be going g...
This is what you get when you mess with us: In other words: You’re a creep. You’re a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here? You don’t belong here! (Thanks to Bonnie from North Ca...
No matter the hemisphere, Comic Sans gets no love. (This note, however, seems to have inspired a Brazilian copycat.) Rodolfo’s rough translation from the Portuguese: Please keep this door close...
Writes our submitter in Dallas: “My ex-roommate is possibly THE most passive-aggressive person I’ve ever met. We’ve reconciled, mostly, but we still have our moments. For example, j...
Julie in Milwaukee has been trying to drag her nine-year-old daughter to get a haircut for ages. The day of the planned trim, Mom found this prize bit of melodrama waiting on her bed. related: A Moth...
They stole your food, disrupted your sleep, acted like slobs…and usually somehow managed to blame you. 2011: the year of assholes (and the snarky smartasses who goad them.) Chief among them, an...
From the ladies’ room… And the men’s room… And the men’s room, one day later… related: And a Happy New Year to you!
Jess in St. Louis says this dumpster “is definitely a manifestation of the microcosm of American value clashes that is my block.” Adds Jess: “Hopefully we can all survive the cardbo...
Spotted (and Instagram’d) by Cecilia in Pensacola, Florida: related: Scat, fat cat! extra credit: Chase No Face
Writes Kristie in Tacoma, Washington: “My kids totally threw me under the bus in order to cover their tails for Santa.” related: Dear Santa, I was wondering you whipped your reindeer.
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