You’d think with a mug like mine I’d have a mister by now but I don’t. Forever alone. (Glasses courtesy of Pugly Pixel)
But she really doesn’t like it when I snore. Oh well.
When Momma’s not around I sleep on her handmade cushions. They’re more comfy. But this time I let my guard down. I was caught. MY NINJA-LIKE REFLEXES FAILED ME.
LOOK HOW FANCY I AM! Momma made me a shaaaawwwwllll. That’s how she said it. Just like that. Shaaaawwwwllllllllll.
Momma was trying to take photos of her new cowl without me. My Aunty saw how appalled I was and without even saying a word, scooped me up and shoved my glorious mug into the frame. NICE TRY MOMMA. NI...
So, yesterday was kissmas and apparently it’s one day a year I get showered with gifts and tons of paper to eat. SEEEEE?! It’s also one day a year I get deprived food. That’s me bei...
…I see myself in a mirror I pass out from the cute. *sigh* I’m just so overwhelmed I can’t even deal you guys. Can’t. Even.
Friends, I know this is long overdue, but you see, I was in a food coma. After all of that my normally svelte body didn’t look too svelte, lemme tell ya.
THIS, my friends, is not me. My Momma spent the day with ELEVEN PUPPIES and I was not one of them. At first I was angry. And then I was SHOCKED. This Mother of mine actually fell for the “oh lo...
Momma says my smile reminds her of Chandler Bing’s. I’m too young to know who that is and I’m not even sure it’s a good thing (it has to be, right? RIGHT?!)
Do YOU know what today is? IT’S HALLOWEEN. And Momma didn’t make me a costume to showcase my amazing ability to transform into anything and everything. Seriously, how does she expect me t...
Momma made it JUST for me to MY measurements. ‘Bout time she realizes I don’t do off-the-rack (because really, who does that?).
This is what happens when it gets cold out. I lose alllll energy and go into hibernation. Like a bear. But a cute one that doesn’t force you to crawl into a ball out of fear. One that doesnR...
I made it into a magazine. I’d be happy to send you a paw print if you like. I’ll need a box of treats in return though. Nothing in life is free, YA HEAR? NOT EVEN MY LOVE.
I’ve been a really bad dlogger (dog blogger, duh). Here are some pictures of my beautiful self to make up for it. You’re welcome. I believe this last one shows how talented I am. I can ev...
SEEEEEEEEEEE?! I help momma realize I’m more important than work. That’s me taking a stand (or…lie down). She had no choice but to cuddle and play with me. It was the only way to ge...
Momma took me to the vet today for some shots. I think they hurt more because I was expecting a trip to the park. I mean, that’s where we usually go when she grabs my collar and leash. Whatever...
And you want proof? YOU WANT PROOF, YOU SAY?! You see that mark? By my ear? That red speck?! No? WELL IT’S AN INJURY. Maggie, the seemingly innocent boxer that belongs to my Momma’s siste...
That’s me helping Momma knit. I’m hoping she thinks I’m bad at it so she won’t make me do it anymore. I see husbands do it on TV all the time!
Momma’s been my shadow for the past few days and I don’t like it. I have no freedom and we all know I loooooove my freedom. I hope I get better by tomorrow, Momma was going to take me to ...
Even when I do crazy acrobatics in her lap!
Momma, I’m sorry you injured your hand. It’s just that I realllllly wanted to say hi to that other dog. I didn’t know you grabbed the leash to stop me, so I ran with all my might. A...
I went to the park with Momma yesterday and stayed 3X longer than usual! She looked pretty stupid in her overalls but whatever, they make her happy and I make her cuter. Well, I make everyone cuter j...
No really, I do! This is post dance though. I exerted myself SO MUCH I collapsed. *sigh* Momma didn’t know my plans to dance up a storm. She thought I just wanted to be picked up. As soon as I ...
But only when I want something. Because that’s how I roll.
I’VE NEVER BEEN SO EXHAUSTED IN MY ENTIRE. SHORT. FABULOUS. LIFE. AND I DON’T LIKE BEING EXHAUSTED. AND EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS BECAUSE I AM USING MYANGRY SCREAMING VOICE. SO WHEN YOU’...
Momma please throw the ball. Momma please. Please. Please. Momma. Momma. Momma please. Momma. Momma. Momma. Momma. Momma. MOMMA PLEASE. EXCUSE YOU STINKY. EXCUSE. YOU. MINE. All mine. *mwa haha.. hah...
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