It’s just napping right now! Tagged: cigarettes, deep south, freebird, jim beam, lynyrd skynyrd, south, tanked toddlers, the deep south, the south, the south shall rise agai Submitted by: Unkno...
One drop of LSD on the paper and you’re in Kirby’s Dreamland. Or Miami, depending on the dose. Tagged: cigarette papers, joint, paper mario, rolling papers, super hash bros, super mario b...
“No sweetie, maybe one of your little friends stole it.” Tagged: blow, coke, drugs, kids, parenting Submitted by: Unknown
Mane. Tagged: bane, batman, horse, horse mask, the dark knight, the dark knight rises Submitted by: Unknown
Tagged: capri sun, capri sun for grown-ups, parrot bay Submitted by: Unknown
Party hard, bros. Party hard. Tagged: bros, keystone light, kiddie pool, memorial day, party hard Submitted by: Unknown
At least five servings of it per day will do. Tagged: spinach, spinach party Submitted by: Unknown
… that you ripped a built-in appliance out of your home, took it outside, and threw it into a phone booth? Tagged: bathtub, have you ever been so drunk, hello yes this is dog, phone booth Submi...
I wonder if the same is true with a toilet bowl… Tagged: ocean, puke, seashell, toilet, vomit Submitted by: ohteppei
Tagged: alcoholic, alcoholism, classy, indeed, like a sir, vodka, wine, wine cellar Submitted by: UnknownVia: Endless Origami
“I could use a *hic* joint… where’s Dopey?” Tagged: dopey, joint, seven dwarfs, snow white, white girl wasted Submitted by: Unknown
Tagged: canada, roof, stunt
It’s a shot-ermelon! Tagged: fruit, shottermelon, vodka, watermelon Submitted by: Unknown
Check out Failbook for more brilliant ideas! Tagged: beer, beer commercials, commercial, drink responsibly, please drink responsibly, responsibly Submitted by: Unknown
Tagged: abraham lincoln, george washington, kushmore, mount rushmore, president, rushmore, theodore roosevelt, thomas jefferson Submitted by: Unknown
Shut up and take it… Tagged: dinner, high, receipt, signature, take my money Submitted by: Unknown
Tagged: bad times, oops, party foul, spilled beer, spilled drink Submitted by: Unknown
Happy Crapday, everyone! Tagged: crapday, days of the week, friday, friday night, monday, saturday, sunday, thursday, tuesday, wednesday Submitted by: Unknown
Tagged: belly, black out, doodle, drawing, drawn on, expo marker, marker, passed out, sharpie Submitted by: Unknown
Your munchies are now my lunchies. Deal with it. Tagged: crunk critters, deal with it, lunch, munchies, nachos, raccoon Submitted by: Unknown
Alexander Shtifanov is his name, and he recently wowed crowds and judges on Ukraine’s Got Talent with ridiculous feats of flipping and pouring, all while not spilling a drop. After watching him...
Not even ever. In fact, don’t even look at this image, it’s too meth-y. Tagged: elmo, meth, not even once, sesame street Submitted by: Unknown
Tagged: I see what you did there, incider, two fingers Submitted by: Unknown
You’re the reason she drinks after all! Tagged: drink less wine, mom, mommy, mother, parenting, red wine, whine, whining, wine Submitted by: Unknown
This is just about the only legal way you can combine the two safely. Play on a multi-lane boulevard for extra lols! Tagged: cars, drinking game, honking, horn, you honk we drink Submitted by: Unknown
Blasphemy has never been this messy! … actually wait, hold that thought. Tagged: grandma, grandmas ashes, hot potato, hot potato urn
Tagged: blackout, passed out, prank, stacking Submitted by: Unknown
Whether you’re playing beer pong or bolos, score big with this beer holder! Tagged: beer holder, booze, cozy, win or lose Submitted by: UnknownVia: The World's Best Ever
Tagged: crunk critters, ganja goat, goat Submitted by: Unknown
And then there’s “anywhere is possible.” Tagged: blackout, morning after, passed out, wasted Submitted by: Unknown
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