Good product takes time, and this sampler is the result of four months of carefully following every step in our patented formula. A truly one of a kind piece, the sampler is sure to brighten up your ...
That’s the kind of sampler I was lookin’ for. And yes you’ll get slapped if you lookin’ ho! Boombadoomboomboombadoomboombu y.
This sampler is stacked and that’s a fact. This home knows it’s built, and knows how to please. The one, the only one.sold Pattern available
I already made, like, infinity of these at scout camp. Some sweet moolah.
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Howdy ho ho yum yum yum, Christmastime has come! A present from down below.
My flow, my show brought me the dough That bought me all my fancy things. My crib, my cars, my pool, my frankincense… Get stitch or die tryin’. sold
What are you, chicken? Clap! Clap! … Are you buy-curious? Say goodbye to these, Michael. Pattern
The sampler was created by man. There are no copies. It does not have a plan. Jump! No more Mr. Nice Gaius.
Our dear friends are in wuv. Twu wuv. And this is for them. Have fun storming the castle, you two.
Hey, is that a new Steotch sampler? Nope The most lifelike dead animal sampler around. Period.
Lord I wanna thank you for EMBROIDERY THREAD and COTTON AIDA CLOTH, for the DMC CORPORATION and MICHAELS CRAFT STORES, for FRAME USA AND MADE IN THE USA WOODEN ECOFRAMES. For the Laptop that brings P...
Just stitch. It’ll be okay. When it’s Etsy, if it’s not rough, it isn’t fun.
Just seeing this cross-stitched smile will surely manufacture your consent that this sampler is incredible. Maybe you can’t join the ruling class, but with this in your living room you could fe...
So. Here’s this. Partly because today is the 4th of July, but mostly as an excuse to post my favorite Youtube video RAWR sold
Deal with it.
A tip of the hat to Beefranck. Let’s see more Gossip Folks samplers, internet. We’re counting on you. I know y’all poor, y’all broke, y’all job just hanging up coats...
All arise. This little sampler isn’t for sale, it’s for a friend.
It was hard to choose the right text for this image. Alternative options included: “I thought it would lighten the mood a little.” “WHO’S GOT A PLATE OF SOMETHING?” R...
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George Washington (February 22, 1732 – December 14, 1799, 6’8″, 2,000 lbs) was the dominant military and political leader of the new United States of America from 1775 to 1799. He led the...
Since we launched Steotch last summer, we’ve been so touched by the many notes of support, encouragement, and solidarity we’ve received from those who read that Emily started this project...
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I wanna stitch ya in the Georgia Dome on the fifty yard line While the Dirty Birds kick the three, And if you like it in the club we can do it In the DJ booth or in the back with the DMC. Whipped cre...
Steotch is not above jumping onto the bandwagon. Now… which seat can we take? We we we we we we so posted both the finished piece and pattern on Etsy. Now you know it.
Everybody, everybody! Come on, Fhqwhgads! Etsybadia
Some people say we’re a little anal about making high-quality traditional samplers. Well there’s nothing a little anal about this work of our hands! We’ve painstakingly worked every...
…the whole wide room. (Depending on the room.) Please note: Sometimes our samplers are sexist, but you lovely bitches and hos should know we’re trying to correct this. Business time. Clos...
The… master… would… approve. Well sirs, what do you think??? Hamdingers
When you get a new sampler [ uh huh uh huh ] and ya feeling like a star [ ok ok ] what you gon do? [ what cha gon do? what cha gon do? ] GHOST RIDE IT ghost ride the sampler! Now watch me you.
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