I completed the first thing off my Summer Bucket List, which was to go to a Red Sox game. I actually did this before I wrote the post, which is a lot like putting something on a to do list after you&...
A little while ago I added a ‘Submit a Question’ tab at the top of my blog. If you didn’t see the post explaining it, it’s not really for you to ask bloggy questions like R...
I knew from the beginning that this summer would require a focused effort for it to actually be fun. I got my foot all hacked up (if you don’t sit by your computer constantly refreshing this bl...
This past Friday, I had the pleasure of having my left foot operated on. Basically, I was born with my heel at a slight angle, so they cut it off, and reattached it with screws. Then they cracked som...
That’s plenty: Feather hair extensions. John Mayer. (Hasn’t Jennifer Aniston been through enough?!) People referring to their boyfriends as “the boy.” Tim Burton and Johnny De...
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but my mom was kind of a gypsy, cowgirl badass in her day. I posted this photo of my mom and uncle last year for Mother’s Day, but I figured I should p...
I’ve always heard from other writers that you have to go out and have life experiences so you have something to write about. Well, since the inception of this blog, I’ve been— I don...
I hate teenagers. I know I’m 23 (and a half) so that’s only about 4 years removed from actually being one, but I feel like I’ve always been a 45 year-old divorcee at heart, anyway. ...
I think it’s obvious that we’ve allowed some of America’s children to slip through the cracks. And guess what those kids find in those cracks? Actual crack. If these tiny forgotten ...
So on Saturdays I work at a certain super market (you know I won’t say which one since I don’t even use Foursquare because I think it’s a tool for potential stalkers) sampling wine ...
I’ve got to admit that I’ve been low on blogging inspiration lately. Or any inspiration. Basically, I only have the creative mental capacity to make American Idol cast-off predictions and...
Am I the only one who feels like a trashcan after a sleepover? Because I had a sleepover last night and I definitely feel like a waste receptacle. (Ooooh, a sleepover… was it with a boy, a girl...
Well, guys, this is everything I’ve ever wanted in my life in one 7 minute Youtube video (5 minutes of actual footage and 2 minutes of just dead air, which I think was a really interesting arti...
1. Put together some kind of Toys for Tots drive, except instead of dolls for poor kids, you can donate your gently worn DVF wrap dresses and other designer clothing and accessories to me (who is sho...
1. You don’t need to dress up to go to the mall. You don’t need to be loud and draw attention to yourself at the mall. When you get older and see little mall rats in belly shirts it will ...
I think my blog is a pretty good resource for any guy who would like to date me. I mean, just go back in the archives and you’ll find some solid advice on how to win my heart. If there are any ...
I hesitated broadcasting this because I am literally airing my dirty laundry, which is exactly as gross as it sounds. I decided to just go forward with it though, since it’s probably one of the...
Date: 3.31.12 (a Saturday) Morning: This day started in the same way all my days start when I have to go to work later– a total blur of complaining until everything goes dark and then I eventua...
As I’ve mentioned a couple times before, I have a pretty sordid past in pageantry (do you want to take a minute with that alliteration?…… 230;….. okay, let’s move on)....
If I could tell the world just one thing, it would be: 1. We’re all okay.* 2. Don’t ever date a stand up comedian. 3. Don’t over pluck your eyebrows. *Actually, it was Jewel who wan...
Once and for all, I would like to formally speak out and stick up for all Americans–celebrities and local pageant titleholders, alike– who have had to sing ‘The National Anthem̵...
It’s my firm belief that the internet will start killing people one day. I’m fuzzy on the logistics, but I think it will have something to do with the internet knowing exactly what we lik...
Do you remember that kid’s book “If You Give a Mouse a Cookie?” I personally don’t remember the logistics of what happens when you give a mouse a cookie, but I know that in th...
Guuuuys, I’m siiiiiick. But not too sick to show you a video about Drag Queens, Wilson Philips, and Chick-Fil-A: Loooook William from Ru Paul’s Drag Race. Willliaaaaammmm. UggggghhhhhR...
Spring has finally sprung– flowers are blooming, the sun is shining, birds are falling dead from the sky on to the roof of your car. Just kidding. That’s next year (I hope you enjoy your ...
I’ve decided to add a new bit of flair to my blog in the form of a regular advice column– or as regular as it can be based on how many questions I get. Here’s hoping this is Jamie L...
I wrote another article for The Next Great Generation and Boston.com. It’s not as interesting as my last article, but if you can’t get enough of me (I can relate) then give it a look. New...
Date: 3.13.12 (a Tuesday) Morning: I had one hour to get up, get ready, and leave the house to take the hour drive into Boston to go to an audition for (brace for impact) a local Honey Dew Donuts co...
This year I went out with my family for St. Patrick’s Day (I say that like I don’t always go out with my parent’s for St. Patrick’s Day), and we did some early day drinking. T...
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