Hello, Readers. Welcome back to the next installment of Emily’s overly optimistic search for a normal guy with no significant issues. Monday’s episode featured some Bachelorette franchise...
Hello, Readers. Just dropping you a note to let you know that, like a teenaged slut on prom night, Im apt to be late this week. Between the big holiday weekend and my current list of...
Welcome back, Readers. I’m thrilled the season is in full force but I could have done without the stiff, stuffing-filled, string-operated characters and their inane scripted dialogue. On ...
Well hello, Readers. Welcome back to those of you who took the Off-Season off and welcome back to those of you who stuck around despite the absence of a bona fide “journey to find love.” ...
Well hello, Readers. Welcome back to the first post in what will undoubtedly be classified as the “Most (insert extreme adjective) Season Ever” of the Bachelorette. As is my custom, it’s ...
Hello, Readers (whats left of you). I know youd all love to believe that Ive been living some wonderful adventure over the past few weeks but the truth is that Ive simply been swamped after ret...
Hello, Readers. Thanks to those of you who sent in the FBI Missing Persons Unit to inquire about my whereabouts. Oddly enough, I was hiding in plain sight in the Fabulous City of Las Vega...
DP is on hiatus this week. Ill post early in the week next week. As is usually the case when Im late, Im traveling for my "real" job. Have a wonderful weekend and I look for...
Hello, Readers. Welcome back to the day before GoodFriday. It’s incredibly narrow of me toassume that all of you reading this are Christians; however, I’d imagine thatthe majority of you ...
Hello, Folks. Ive been working hard on my next subject. It will likely get written tonight just in time for you to screw around for the final 20 minutes of your Thursday in order to bridg...
Hello, Readers. Welcome to the 31st (can youbelieve that?) installment of my Off Season Posts. It’s been an eventful weekend filled withactivities on both ends of the imaginary life spect...
Hello, Readers and welcome to thelatest Off Season. For the next sixweeks or so I’ll be scrambling for subject matter to fill the blank screen infront of me. As exciting as thatpossibilit...
Hello, Readers! Im excited to get to the off season posts. The next post should be up on Wednesday, March 21 in the afternoon or at the latest on Thursday, March 22 in the morning. ...
Hello, Loyal Readers. I cannot thank all of you enough for sticking by me like a spurned model to her poorly coiffed, wine-making, pseudo-fiancee after a tumultuous “journey” to find ever-illusive lo...
Hello, Readers. Welcome to the first Off Season post of 2012. It’s hard to believe it’s March already. After celebrating Texas Independence Day(March 2) last week and traveling (agai...
Hello, Readers. Far be it from me to disappoint; HOWEVER, I just cant do it this week. I tried no less than 5 times to make it through the Women Tell All (Read: Bitch about everything) Ep...
Hello, Readers. Welcome back to the tail end of an unequivocally mundane season of the Bachelor. Like NFL quarterback Brad Johnson, President Herbert Hoover, and the fat Middle Eastern guy at the 7-1...
Bachelor Ben Episode 8: Ben Loves Harry CoxHello, Readers. Welcome back to this weeks break down of Episode 8 in what has turned out to be—for me anyway—a horribly uninspiring season. I hate to admit...
The title says it all. Stay tuned. Post is still in the works! DP
Hello, Readers. Welcome to a late recap of the most boring season in the history of the Bachelor franchise . . . ever. The reason that this post is late is not because I was forced into s...
Hello, Readers! Some Guy just flew in from The Big Apple and boy are my arms tired. The post will be up on Wednesday afternoon. Thanks for hanging in there with me. Its good to be back in Texas. DP
Hello, Readers. Welcome back this week to what has quickly become a straight line on the excitement graph. Granted, there were some memorable moments this week, but generally speaking, watching Ben f...
Hello, Readers. Welcome, yet again, to another week of Bens Amazing Journey into Mediocrity. Ill give the guy some credit. If hes nothing else, at least hes consistently dull each week. Ill still say...
Hello, Readers. Welcome to Epidode 4. Some Guy has been inordinately busy doing some fancy lawyering lately and thats put a cramp in my style larger than the mythical "dont swim less than 30 minu...
Busy day in Austin! Blog wil be up later tonight. DP
Hello, Readers. Welcome back to a VERY late on-season post. Id apologize but whod listen? Truth be told I changed law firms over the past two weeks and Ive been inundated with the new gig. Its been a...
Ill be posting late this evening or tomorrow before lunch. My "real" job is riding me like Lindzi rides her horse. Hope youre all well. DP
Hello, Readers. Welcome back to what has quickly proven itself to be the b*tchiest season in Bachelor history. For crying out loud, what is the world coming to when we can’t even count on our reality...
Hello, Readers! Happy New Year and welcome back from what proved to be a long off-season. If you’re like me, I’m certain you’re all recovering from shaking your respective tail feathers until the wee...
Hello, Readers. Welcome back to the final off season post before the start of our favorite show. Granted, there will be a lot going on for all of us over the next ten days, but the January 2nd launch...
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