Violence is never the answer except when she leaves the kitchen
What’s funnier than a female comedian? Everything.
A woman goes into a library and says, “I..” The librarian interrupts and says, “Shouldn’t you be in the kitchen”
Why do most homes have a window above the kitchen sink? It gives women a point of view.
We’re watching ‘Police Women’ on TLC The only thing they should yell “FREEZE” at is the fridge
The kitchen staff really helps Bettina get the cooking done quicker. I say staff, but really it’s just a big stick we use to beat her with.
Bettina was so sick this morning, we had to carry her into the kitchen to make us breakfast.
Subway is similar to prostitution. You pay other people to do Bettina’s job.
Why does Beyonce sing “to the left, to the left”? Because she is a woman, and has no rights.
“Women should remain at home, sit still, keep house and bear children” - Marin Luther A wise, wise man. May we all learn from him. Amen.
What’s the difference between a dog scratching at your door and a woman scratching at your door? The dog stops whining when you let it in.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it’s not the lightbulb that needs changing.
What is the difference between a battery and Bettina? A battery has a positive side.
Today, Bettina asked me: “What’s on the TV?” I replied: “Dust.”
Sammich -What Bitches make source: Urban dictionary
Guess who tried to step out of the kitchen.
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch do the dishes in the dark.
Why does Bettina want to wear white on her wedding day? So that she can match the kitchen appliances.
Oh Bettina. We taught her well.
If at first you don’t succeed, you are probably a woman.
News: Women earn role on US submarines. Good, those men deserve sandwiches
What do you call a woman who’s lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.
What’s the difference between women’s rights and a knife? A knife has a point.
Bettina dedicated this song to us. How sweet of her.
Women can’t multitask. I told Bettina to “Sit down and shut the fuck up”, and she couldn’t do either!
International Women’s Day? Might as well call it laundry day.
Why do feminists prefer brains to looks? They have no choice!
How do you make a 5 minute job last an hour? Ask Bettina to do it.
Ladies first.. ..except in society.
What do you call an intelligent woman? A transvestite.
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