Happy Friday, cats and kittens.

JEEPERS CREEPERS

YOU GUYS. OHMYGOD. You know what? I didn’t even want to TELL you about this before a winner was announced because I was afraid to jinx it!! … looks like I made a good decision. I’m just sorry no...

No, But I Am Terribly Flattered

Sometimes my favorite things ever are search terms. — But where did that come from? How would a wildly false rumor like this get started? Who (are these two people) Googling such nonsense? These...

Because That’s How It Should Be

Eugene Mirman just stole my fucking heart. The A/V club just published (today, mind you) an excellent interview with Eugene Mirman (you may recognize him as Gene from Bob’s Burgers and Eu/Gene from...

But WHY?

I promise you this was not photoshopped. Is there something I’m missing…? WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS?

That’s What He Said

Hi. So. I’ve been super jazzed about this series they’ve been running on SplitSider about 90s Nickelodeon shows. WAIT WHAT YES. 1990s Nickelodeon ohmygod. They’ve done Pete & Pete, Clarissa...

Quarters

Hey you. Did I tell you we moved again? Like. Again again? Anyway. We did. Like a month ago. We moved down the block. But guess what? This time we actually unpacked and then ohmygod we took...

So You’re Telling Me She Has A Time Machine

Because obviously.

No, But Seriously

I am so in love with every one of you. Honestly. To feel such fucking love + support from strangers is overwhelming in the absolute best way possible. Like, ohmygod you are rubbing my shoulders...

Seven Months and Seven Days

I want to blog again. And I do not have a huge explanation full of excuses about what the fuck exactly has happened here. Because, ew. Who wants to read about a bunch of shit I probably made up to...

You Always Hurt The Ones You Love

Twice in one week. Yow. I can totally get back into the swing of this…. And an experimental hair-do for you this fine Friday. Nice. So, recently I have been spending most of free (internet) time...

The Ones You Shouldn’t Hurt At All

Hello and holler. It’s been a while since we spoke. But don’t think I haven’t been missing this place like crazy. I fucking miss hanging out with you guys. Seriously… But since then: -Summer...

303 Magazine PRIDEFEST Issue Release & Fashion Show

You know that feeling you get when you hold a bunch of newborn kittens in your arms and someone feeds you ice cream while you get your feet rubbed? That’s how I feel looking back on last night’s...

Somewhere Over The Rainbow

FOLKS! I have an announcement! I have to say that of all of the 303 Magazine Events that I have attended, this one excites me the most. And I haven’t even attended it yet… Local lovers, please join...

But I Won’t Be Worried Long

Well. It’s been a while. Quite a while. Quite a long while. I apologize. We moved. 100% officially moved. New digs. Boxes everywhere. Achy bones. Optimistic excitement. It is so nice to not have to...

What Kind of a Hamburger Stand is This?

OK. #1: I lied. #2: It wasn’t my fault that I lied. #3: My hairstylist had strep throat and that is why I lied and that is why my hair looks the same as it did Friday even though I promised you...

Amongst The Broken Cabbages

Geez, Louise. I’m a busy little bee, folks. This is officially our last packing weekend. Next week is our last week at home. Old home, that is. New home as of Friday the 13th. Creepy. AND GUESS...

Sittin’ Here Resting My Bones

Hi. I’ve missed you. Today is the first sunny day we’ve seen around these parts in quite some time. Well. That’s a lie. Yesterday was sunny, too. But I was far too lazy to take photos. But I am...

She Hands Charlie A Sandwich

Good morning friends and lovers. I’ve got some pictures for you. They’re from yesterday. With taxes et al I didn’t have the proper time for a post. But folks. I’m all yours today. Gonna take my...

Dear All of My Money That Just Went To Taxes, Love, Zoë

What I Lost To Find This

Friday. Hello. Cool but sunny again. Jeans again. If you’re tired of it then speak to the manager. I had a $10 shopping spree. I bought this blouse. This belt. And the jacket/top I wore yesterday....

David Thorne Is My Hero

From: Shannon Walkley Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am To: David Thorne Subject: Poster Hi I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering...

Take Off Your Coat My Love

Oh what a glorious grey day. I love me a grey day. And I wanted to be super cozy on this grey day. Hence…. jersey trousers! also known as sweatpants yay! I always feel strange when I wear these...

Trailer For Sale Or Rent

It’s the second day of the week. It’s also pretty sunny. And kinda chilly. This interim time of early Spring is throwing a wrench in my dressing gears. I see the sun. I want to be warm. I have to...

Jenjamin Benson

Well now. We finally got some sunshine up in here. Actually. The city was buried in fog when I woke up, but by the time I was headed out the sun decided to pop in. Hey, sun. Actually. I think it...

It’s raining.

An Appearance From Richard

What day is it? Tuesday? Goodness. It feels like at least Thursday, right? Where have I been…? Oh folks. It’s a lovely day in Denver, Colorado. The sun is shining, the bugs are chirping, the birds...

Some Items That Are Less Than $100 But Still Unaffordable Because Of Taxes

But lucky me! My mister purchased this ☝ lovely hat for me this weekend on a whim! Shh… Don’t tell the IRS. click for sources

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We can all thank Merl for finding these here.