Ever wanted to bite Rupert Murdochs head off? Now you can, with the help of extreme baking website Eat Your Heart OutDepending on how far behind the curve you are, you may first require a definition ...
The space agency issues guidelines to safeguard the heritage of lunar exploration, but can it really expect full compliance?It is, in its way, a giant leap for mankind: Nasa has just issued guideline...
My wifes new exercise regime has transformed her outlook, her wardrobe … and our dietMy wife has got a personal trainer. It is hard for me to describe exactly how strange a turn of eve...
Youve run your relay with the Olympic torch and you dont want to sell it on eBay, so what can you do with it? Here are 10 tipsIt is, perhaps a sign of the times: before the first day of the Olympic t...
You sit down to watch a boring film, and you wake up in a parallel universe where you have no wifeI wake up in bed, which is good, except that I dont remember how I got there. My last memory is of wa...
Are you one of the civil servants being told to work from home during the Olympics? If so, youll need to follow these rules for getting the most out of your new working environmentThe news that up to...
Inspired by the success of Ashleigh and Pudsey, I tried to teach Nellie some new tricks …The triumph of Ashleigh and Pudsey in the Britains Got Talent final has already got pet-owners across the nati...
I am staring at something that is transparently still just a bunch of potatoes. Why bother? It occurs to me that existence is futileIt is Friday, and my wife has done that thing where she buys a load...
As we wait for our number to be called, my palms begin to sweat and my breathing becomes shallow and rapidI have to get the oldest one a US passport before he turns 18 and loses his entitlement ...
A new picture of Keith Richards and Mick Jagger at primary school has emerged. Why is there something so compelling about seeing the icons of our own youth during theirs?In pictures: rock stars in th...
Mild porn? Gay humour? Sounds exactly my childrens sort of thingIt is Saturday, the morning of the first annual Dog Shit Awareness Day in the little park over the road. Im avoiding the knot of police...
The Leveson inquiry heard how Telegraph chairman Aidan Barclay texted David Cameron before the 2010 election. We exclusively reveal how the text conversation might have developedThe Leveson inquiry r...
The skiing holiday was six days of mayhem, and my wife wants a full debriefingThe flight from Milan arrives just over an hour late, the train from Gatwick a mere 10 minutes. As we pull into Vict...
Hillary Clinton gets into the party spirit during her visit to Cartagena in ColombiaA few naysayers have tried to paint Hillary Clintons appearance at a Colombian nightclub as an impropriety, or...
Every time someone shows me a bill I have to resist the urge to let my mouth hang open. By the time we hit the slopes I am thinking only of the hard times aheadMy wife has holiday plans: she is stayi...
To save money on the construction of the new shed, my wife has offered me up as a work experience personLast week my wife ordered a new shed online. Our old shed, with its rotted roof and holed ...
Tim Dowling read Samantha Bricks article in the Daily Mail about women resenting her beauty and knew just how she felt. Here, he tells how men hate him for being too handsomeLast week I was waiting a...
What with the Guardian Open Weekend, Twitter and my banjo playing, I seem to be putting my flaws on increasingly public displayMany weeks ago, I agreed, on behalf of the middle-aged ma...
In light of the growing backlash against Google, why dont we just switch to another search engine? Well, you have to find a viable one first of all …Google, the search engine most of us treat as an e...
Its the favourite jogging spot for David Cameron and friends, so how is it for everyday members of the public?St Jamess Park in London has a long and illustrious connection to power. It is where poli...
I am weak-minded and extremely susceptible to a high-pressure sales pitch… usuallyIt is Wednesday night. I am annoyed that Mike the drummer has not replied to my text message, offering him a lif...
Critics say a minimum alcohol price may not curb binge drinking, so its time for something drastic ... knittingThe prime ministers plan to introduce legislation to set a minimum price for a unit of a...
I nod to indicate I have some idea of what hes on about, but to be honest he lost me at nIt is Sunday evening; the week is rolling to its end on squeaky wheels. My wife is announcing her labours...
The guest list for President Obamas state dinner in honour of David Camerons US visit offers some intriguing insights into how Americans see BritainA White House state dinner can boast a cast of thou...
It might look like an ordinary plane from the outside, but what will greet David Cameron when he enters Barack Obamas presidential aeroplane?On Tuesday, David Cameron will become one of the few non-U...
Over the next two hours, I come to respect the twisted genius of the inventor of this curtain rail systemIt is Saturday morning and I am in bed. My wife enters the room with the newspaper in one...
The prime ministers new, specially customised tablet computer reportedly cost £20,000 – what kind of apps do you get for that much money?David Cameron is about to take delivery of a specially program...
In the studio, palms sweating, blood pounding in my ears, I forget all the clever things I thought of on the busIs it late afternoon. My mobile phone rings. The screen says Unknown. This is norm...
Meetings impair our thinking, according to new research. So how can we get what we need from meetings without actually having them?We all know that meetings dont make you more intelligent, but new fi...
Some 97% of Pinterests Facebook fans are women. So is there anything to interest men on the site?The runaway popularity of photo-sharing site Pinterest, on which users mount images on virtu...
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