1. Anyone interested in making this a collaborative site dedicated to the bitching, hating, and whining by small yet especially angry subset of the population? Kind of like a WTF Wednesday all ...
So I set out last night to run 9 miles and totally failed. It ended up more like walking six miles with some running breaks. Ugh it was awful. I just felt really disoriented. Normally I can mentally ...
I was reading last night about the 4:30 cutoff for the Las Vegas marathon and my roommate and I were trying to determine what happens if you dont make it or are way behind and such (not that we need ...
To those of you who actually chose a Gary yesterday, FOR SHAME!!!! WTF is a matter with you! And Gary Busey has no money! I got stuck behind this classic beauty in traffic the other day: I died and i...
1. Would you rather sleep with Gary or Gary? If the FBI ever commandeered my computer they would think I have a Gary Busey fetish from all the pictures. 2. Would you rather have Amber or Jenelle from...
to the things Im at a failure at in life. So now we have: - mathematics - crafty things - feelings and emotions - cooking meat - dancing - push-ups - jumping rope Im such a winner.
Ugh I love Ed Burns. Hes like that hot dad that moves in next door and all of sudden you think you have this huge ethical dilemma on your hands because there is no way you arent going to try to jump ...
Guess what tastes good at 2:31 am when youve been up since 4:30? Waffles. Several waffles. And genu-wine maple syrup from Canada. Is there anything better than the deep syrup pockets of the Belgian w...
Im going to attempt to move over to self-hosting. Everything may crash and disappear or you many never notice the change (the URL will not change). If you are an email subscriber, once the change is ...
1. I babysat last night and we watched Robin Hood (the 1973 Disney cartoon). Oh my goshhhhhhhhh that part with the little animals in the jail and the sad raccoons KILLS ME. I was sobbing so hard it s...
It was bound to happen, and one night it did. Papa drove home and it was just us kids... Garth Brooks? Anyone? Anyone? No? Ugh, fine. Anyway, injury, it was bound to happen and it did. Now if I had a...
So as Ive mentioned several times this week, I began taking Crossfit classes on Monday. Im enrolled in a two-week eight-session "Foundations Course" that is teaching me everything about Cross...
Joe Manganiello shirtless at the beach. Lets ignore that thing next to him. Oh Alcide I loooooooooooove you. And I dont know if you know this, but hes currently filming a movie where he plays a male ...
Because of the mashed and bruised selection of Honeycrisp apples at the grocery store, my parents and I ventured to the hippie grocery store (Faux Foods) hoping that they saved the good fruit for the...
I work with a man who has no soul. He gets great pleasure from leaving Reeses and licorice candies on my desk, despite knowing full well that I have no self-control. I usually get him back by bringin...
Yesterday I was kind of a super un-hot mess. I woke up still feeling like garbage, but went to work instead of laying around all day like I really wanted. I had a two hour training to conduct at 8 am...
Im not sure why John Krasinski isnt in every show, every movie, and every dream I have; but Im filing a formal complaint. I bet the gays are so pissed they didnt get him. We finally won one ladies.
So I finally ran again. This brings my weekly total up to six miles. Try to contain you amazement, its no 100 mile week, but still pretty special. Frankly, I kept telling myself to go run this week, ...
Just in case you arent completely sick of hearing about this, this 15 Thing Friday is devoted to the Chicago Marathon, marathon training, answering questions, and the glory that is paying a crap ton ...
So Im not sure what happened to the rest of this post, but here it is: After the Hancock building we headed to Portillos for the most delicious sandwich ever. I normally would never order something l...
As with the theme of the rest of weekend, we drug our bodies out of bed before 8. I know vacations are supposed to be a vacation from life where you recharge and rest, but I just couldnt sleep throug...
I ran 26.2 miles then spent about an hour on the ground. Eventually I got up and we headed back toward Maria and Etiennes condo And stopped and had a couple of hot dogs by the bean. Apparently ...
I was supposed to wake up and run on this day, but I decided to sleep. Sleep always wins. We drug ourselves out of bed at 7:30, cleaned up, and walked to breakfast. We headed down Michigan Avenue and...
So as I mentioned yesterday, things are kind of out of whack (mentally, physically, chronologically). So just hop in your Delorean and go back in time to last Friday. We woke up at 4:30 am, drove to ...
Against my better judgment and own free will, I woke up bright and early this morning and drove down to Corpus. My legs feel pretty good today, I think 90% of the misery frome the past few days has a...
So Chicago things are going to be a little out of order because I need to recount the actual reason I went to Chicago before I forget, and Im forgetting fast. To be honest, I barely remember th...
And inhaling a chocolate cake shake! I feel great today. Stairs are kind of a horrific experience but I still feel a billion times better than after my first half. I swear I didnt recover for ...
As I lay on the couch last week waiting for Jersey Shore, I saw a few seconds of Rihannas music video for "California King." I was stunned. And amazed. Meet Nathan Owens: music video star, ma...
I tried but this damn skinny Russian beat me. Oh well try again next year. At least I met my goals. 1. Didnt shit myself 2. Fell minimally 3. Finished. 4:51:46. Swear to God. Its verifiable on ...
I need to puke. Maybe its because Ive been eating like a grizzly prepping for winter or because I accidentally brushed my teeth with lotion, but Im 100% sure it has nothing to do with running this mo...
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