Ross: Monica’s pregnant! Joey: Oh, my…! Is that why you guys had to get married? Monica: Guys! I’m not pregnant. -Friends with Impulsive Addict and Seriously Shawn. Sunday was the w...
We are heading to a wedding this weekend, and I have nervous butterflies over it. It will be the first time I’ve seen any of our friends in “The Group” since we lost Roo. We’v...
Trish: [sniffing] Do you smell that? Marshall: No. Trish: Smells like there’s a little bitch in my gym. Are you being a little bitch in my gym? Marshall: No. Trish: Then get on the floor and gi...
with Impulsive Addict and Seriously Shawn. After a week of battling with the home warranty people over our broken AC, having an HVAC tech come out only to tell me it was the breaker, not the AC, we f...
I love my wife more than anything in this world. And I… it kills me that I can’t give her a baby… I really want a kid. And when that day finally comes, I’ll learn how to be a ...
[Crabs from the beach ask the Rangers for help finding their missing shells] Gadget: I’m sure that if we can find their missing shells they’d be much less crabby. I mean, still crabs, but...
If there’s a crisis you don’t freeze. You move forward. You get the rest of us to move forward. Because you’ve seen worse. You’ve survived worse. And you know we’ll survive too. You say you’re dark a...
This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Dollar General for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine. People that know me and Match know were a frugal couple. We dont mind spending money on...
Your loved one has gone ahead and is keeping watch…waiting, loving you, just on the other side of the stars. And when we look at the stars, hoping the loved ones we have lost are happy, safe an...
As specified by standards and practices, I am enjoying this hookah in a drug-free way. -Debbie, Sealab 2021 This past Sunday Couple Wife and Geeky came to visit me. They got me out of the house and o...
My girlfriend Couple Wife gave me this gift in honor of Roo. It was so perfect, because I had been trying to come up with something I could wear. A necklace, a ring, something that would be a way to ...
What I do know is that you love this baby, our baby. -Angel This may be a hard blog post for some people to read, but I really need to tell Roo’s story. I feel it would be unfair to her if I di...
This morning at 10:30am, I delivered my baby Roo, a beautiful little girl. She was stillborn and there was nothing the doctors could do. Match and I are devastated. They let us say goodbye, and we he...
Paper Coterie April Photo Challenge: Days 7-13 #7. My Town: It’s been forever since we’ve made a trip downtown. I am really looking forward to getting off rest and venturing into town and...
[to his girlfriend Lady] I think it’s time you learned the real me. Here we go. I’m not… like normal people. I don’t have superpowers, but I’m working on it. For instanc...
Running a wedding should be fun. You know if I ever had a wedding I would want everyone to be stress free. You know I would like it to be a carnival. Like people win prizes guessing the bride’s...
I appreciate the guest post, Lindsay Valdez I love home schooling my kids, but it is really getting challenging now that they are on such different levels. My oldest child is really reading now and g...
Duncan: Is the baby OK? Anne: Yeah, the baby’s… learning to tap-dance I think. -Highlander Friday evening I was feeling fine except for some slight stomach cramping. I had been a good lit...
Candace: Well, I can lift heavy objects, and I can levitate, and…and I can’t see my reflection in the mirror. Ferb: Sounds like a vampire to me. -Phineas and Ferb I’m sticking with ...
Monica: We need to sort through the tickets as quickly as possible to see if we won. Does anybody have any ideas how to organize this? [abruptly] How about this – we divide them into six groups...
Terri: [handing Quinn pregnancy supplements] Take three times a day, or your baby will be ugly. -Glee It’s time for another: I’m linking up with Impulsive Addict and Seriously Shawn. So u...
Emily: That’s amazing. What did you use? Rory: I don’t know. We got it from one of those late night tv-ads. Apparently it also gets rust off nails and hinges, waxes your car perfectly and...
[As a joke on Kevin, Ed and Eddy announce a booster shot for the school. Upon hearing this and seeing some of Eddys mind games, Kevin collapses] Jimmy: KEVIN FAINTED!! Nazz [to Kevin]: Dude, are you ...
Sam: And now, since I drank five sodas before we started tonight, I must go pee. Carly: Sam! Sam: You want my bladder to explode live on the internet? Carly: Ew, no. -iCarly How Far Along: 4 months ...
Dorothy: Did you finish the decorations, Rose? Rose: No, not yet. I, I kinda got sidetracked. [reveals a mouse-like balloon sculpture] Look. [laughs] Dorothy: This is what you’ve been doing for...
Now that Roo’s little earbones are starting to develop, I keep thinking of my abandoned hobby: learning to play the guitar. Match and I bought two Fender guitars on a whim, and started practici...
When I was a kid I had a dog named bean. Whenever he made the face you’re making right now, you just knew he’d pooped somewhere in the house. Where’s the poop Robin? -Lily, How I Me...
Schmidt: Lotus Bear Relax! I can smell it on you right now! Nick: Stop smelling my hair! Schmidt: You know how much that stuff cost? Nick: I didn’t use your conditioner! Schmidt: Why does your ...
Hodgins: I always wanted to be a mad scientist! I’m living the dream, baby! [kisses her cheek] Baby! [kisses her belly] Angela: So what do you want our kid to be, anyway? I mean, if we could de...
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