Yep- another repeat offender! Oopsies. It happened on Friday night. After a long week of work, work, work- I needed a release. I texted Swim Fan that it was time for us to stop holding out and ...
Oh, 2012... I really am trying to stick to my resolutions- but I am getting zero action since swearing off repeat offenders. Actually, no, wait- not completely zero. I did hook up with Swim Fan ...
Good job, me. Only took 5 days to break my New Years resolutions! Went home with a repeat offender last night. Great. I didnt mean to! But after bottle of champagne, some vodka, and three shots- I wa...
2011 was a great year in regards to my career and school, etc., but man, my love life fucking sucked this year. I fell incredibly in love with an underwhelming asshole. My heart was ripped out and st...
I am so tempted to just say: Hello, my name is __________ __________. I have been writing this blog on and off for a long time now. I feel the more I grow, the harder it is to keep up with. I am a se...
Reasons why I love being single: 1. If I dont feel like picking up the phone, I dont have to. 2. I dont have to put up with his boring and bro-errific buddies. 3. I can go out to dinner at different ...
It has been almost three months since my last post- Oh, how Ive missed you. Forgive my silence, but I had a bit of soul-searching to do... In other words, I was out of material. I am sure reading my ...
Before I left for Spain, I was warned of the Spanish men and their charm. But no one mentioned the French... Oh mon dieu.
I wonder where all of the nice men in this world are? Are they hiding under rocks, are they hiding under stairs? Are they hidden amongst us- pretending not to care? All I know is that I am here in Sp...
The men of Spain are gorgeous. Absolutely gorgeous. Tall, dark, and handsome with green eyes and olive complexions. We went to the beach today and abs were everywhere. Six packs galore! Yum. I may be...
Remember that in my last post I asked you to keep your fingers crossed that my bad luck was coming to an end? Well, it has. Sort of. My bad luck continues in the love department, surprise, surprise. ...
Last night I kissed a boy. And I liked it. Hes a boy Ive known for awhile, someone Ive always thought cute, but always taken by some girlfriend or another. But finally, for the first time since...
I need a theme song. A song to sing in my head as I walk down the sidewalk. A song that will restore my hope and happiness whenever they falter. A song which will give me the balls to finally go up t...
I ran into Tall yesterday on King Street... and he didnt even look down at me. My heart shattered right there in front of Yogurt Mountain (thank God chocolate was nearby to slightly ease my heartache...
3 weeks. 3 weeks have gone by since Ive spoken to Tall. 3 weeks since I spent the night in his arms. Are you fucking kidding me?! He pulled this disappearing act the first time we kissed, leaving me ...
Today I wonder: What ever happened to dignity? My generation, especially the men (I should say boys), seem to lack it. They all seem to lack dignity, respect, and honor. What happened to the Rhett Bu...
Three guys and a girl walk into a bar. The girl? Me. The boys? Tall, Stranger, and Boy-Ive-Made-Out-With-All-Over -King-Street (aka Talls roommate). The punch line? Im not sure yet. Last night was fuc...
Once upon a time... Disney made up some bullshit, filling little girls heads with fairytales and princes, ruining their chances at happiness forever. And the little girls lived happily ever alone. We...
I was playing by your rules, but now Im playing by mine.
Word of the day: Futile: incapable of producing any result; ineffective; useless; not successful My attempts to reconnect with Tall have proven futile. Pointless. Hopeless. Infuriating. Hea...
This blog should be renamed: Confessions of a Desperate Girl. The girl who wrote of kissing different men every night is gone. The girl who declared "down with love!" has vanished. In her pla...
Do I hate men. The end.
Fate: that which is inevitably predetermined; destiny. I am contemplating the concept of fate lately. Are we supposed to accept all that happens in our lives as what has been predetermined for u...
Lately I am questioning what compels me to write this blog. Why do I feel the need to confess to the world my whoreish ways? Why do I assume anyone cares? My life really isnt that exciting. Especiall...
They say "to get over someone, you must get under someone else." Ladies and gentleman, this is false. Last week I ran into Tall for the first time since the "incident" (our hookup, no...
Ladies and gentleman, I am stuck in a drought. There have been no posts recently because there have been no men. None. Nada. Zero. Zip. Ive written Tall off as never even existing, considering he is ...
Some people may have a thing for blondes, for musicians, for athletes... Why does my thing have to be for the emotionally unavailable? No word from Tall. I have a hunch about why hes not calling- it ...
That is it. I am giving up men and sex. And diving into a love affair with Taco Bell. No word from Tall a WEEK after our hook up. I even called to see what the fuck is up... no response. Yay, me! I a...
It finally happened. After months of praying and wishing and hoping... Tall kissed me. Tall more than kissed me. It was perfect. I cant even explain how kissing him felt. My stomach drops everytime I...
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