Obey My Monkey is seeking a Player 2. <3
Is KingOfPayn01 showing us the true, friendly nature of such (usually) concise requests?
Look, FullEagle eye has had enough of the procrastination and endless excuses. No more wasting time!
It seems that FM Lemon and our submitter can at least agree on what is worthy of reporting. “This guy was spawn killing in Battlefield, flying around our base in a chopper, so I sent a message ...
Deathwaterkeg1 certainly isn’t the first, nor likely to be the last, to make such a request.
Whereas some just give direction, pault70 helpfully offers his services.
Oh dear! That Gamertag makes it sound like this is urgent, BionicPony911!
Hmm, I’m not sure about your advice, o Axsell o. Her technique seems to be fine as it is. “Playing some TDM on Gears of War 3, this guy was the last one left on his team and I killed him ...
We hold ourselves to a higher standard around here, Madwags063. Maybe just a little more work on your manners and then your request can be considered.
TuRboT90 has to be careful in whom he offers this clearly exclusive opportunity. Can’t let just anyone take advantage of it! “I politely declined but he was persistent.”
Aha! Thank you for making everything perfectly clear, my god i got muted by virgins. I get it now, they actually just don’t count as gamers. (more complete chatlog, click for big)
I think our submitter really sums up Garry Garry69‘s messages best: “There are no words.” (click for big)
This Battlefield 3 server rule is a little more modern and grown-up version, but I still pretend it’s written on cardboard, in crayon, and with an adorable backwards R. :3
I hate to break it to you SHREDDERULZ but just saying the word doesn’t actually make it a ‘blond’ joke! But kudos for trying to bring ‘em back. “I headshot him. He rageq...
Our submitter kicked a betraying Halo Reach SWAT team member and their friend. This put the match as a 2v4 with her fiance, which the two won by 13 kills. Clearly this loss has affected HELLBOYY 97 e...
No apologies necessary, DUMBdogy. Multi-tasking is hard! “This guy was so worried about me and my sniping on Halo Reach that he ended up having a negative K/D at the end of the game. He sent me...
The best part of waking up is new messages from s0uLa5sa5sin! “This was a message I woke up to the other morning, Battlefield 3 on the PC.”
gtz promised that this video would go up on the site once it was uploaded, so here we go! Jenny Haniver, Elisa Melendez, Morgan Romine and gtz spoke in front of a pretty much full theatre at PAX East...
DuckloadRa has teammates and DuckloadRa has allies, but the two are not always the same. “We both reported this individual in Dota2′s own report system, and Steam’s report system. I...
xALLx1Nx‘s best play advice is to not play. (click for big) “My mom got this one while playing Full House Poker on Xbox Live. She wasn’t even wearing the headset so it came out of n...
I guess One Scary Bunny got better over the years. People, and animals, can change. :) “This happened because I kept killing him, that and the fact that I was talking to a friend at the same ti...
We’re still recovering from PAX East and we’ll say a bit more about it when we get the N00dz or GTFO! panel video posted online. It was an amazing weekend, of course; at this point we exp...
Throwing you this kind offer from a7xaustin a little early today because PAXPAXPAX
HEY are YOU going to PAX East?! gtz, inklesspen and Jaspir will all be in attendance! Yaaay! We’re packed and pumped. gtz will also be on a panel with a few amazing ladies called N00dz or GTFO!...
Are you all excited for PAX East? So are we! Here, have a combo pack! Brought to you by FunkyTown Ricky, tonyhawk301296, and carracer2!
Direzz gets right to it. Which actually syncs up well with his current bio.
Our first XBL phone submission! I suppose our submitter was indeed on the move when they got this message from EGoW PAINTBALL. “I responded with, ‘Thanks for the tip, I’ll make sure...
Tehckno has an important announcement to make.
Chroniic Kiing helpfully offers an alternative leisurely pursuit to our submitter.
Thank you JUAREZ9144, it’s nice to know that there are some out there who focus on what really matters. :)
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