Before I became a parent most of what I knew about children was based on the constant stream of complaints that seemed to fall out of the mouths of parents all around and in great abundance: Kids sme...
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I have a super power. I can to tell you that because its not a power than anyone would want. No need for a disguise or a secret identity here; no evil geniuses are going to be tracking me down to tur...
You know who I want to kiss on the mouth? Anderson Cooper. You know why? No no no, besides that. Anderson Cooper Kicks Cosmetic Surgery Obsessed Mom Off Show: ‘You’re Dreadful Cooper dismissed his gu...
Four hundred days later I thought things would start to feel different. This was yesterday and probably tomorrow. Everything is exactly the same.{drop by and leave some comment love or see more at gr...
Hey cute little yard garden, whats up? I want to be in you all night and all day, and well, I pretty much am thanks to my sudden and bizarre interest in growing seeds. World of seeds! World of seeds!...
The best, or, THE BEST? The Best. {drop by and leave some comment love or see more at grumbleandgrunts.com}Grumbles and Grunts © 2012 · Copywright protected, may not be reproduced or reprinted withou...
Aaaaand that about sums that up. {drop by and leave some comment love or see more at grumbleandgrunts.com}Grumbles and Grunts © 2012 · Copywright protected, may not be reproduced or reprinted without...
I have not washed my hair in 102 days. This is 102 day hair. I broke my streak last night. I KNOW. That happened. It was not because it was getting gross. In fact it was visibly AWESOME re: that sexy...
Bang haz lulz. Not everything is magic. But this? This is magic I make for you. I cant believe people let me post this shit in public. I love the universe and I love you. Muah! Muah! Joey Lawrence Si...
Writers love words and take any opportunity to heap up for admiration in great shifting creaking piles. On the other hand, readers love a clear message without having to wade through stacks of irrele...
Sometimes I wish there were more pictures of Jude and I together, you know, being whatever. Then again, I hate having my picture taken and the above is pretty much all we do. Yes, were as fun (and lo...
Apparently my freaking kid is 15 now, if you hadnt noticed. {drop by and leave some comment love or see more at grumbleandgrunts.com}Grumbles and Grunts © 2012 · Copywright protected, may not be repr...
I know everyone is all over this TIME magazine cover drama, and Im not one to add to the din of controversy. Plenty has been said already, some of it I agree with some I do not. Instead I want to tel...
We switched Jude to a toddler bed (essentially his crib sans-bars on one side) last August without much fuss, and I had to look that up in my blog archives just now to verify the date because it feel...
After spending all of Sunday outside working in the yard I came down with a severe case of allergy-drippy nose, the miserable kind where you blink and when your eyes pop back open suddenly theres a t...
Hi. Its Friday. Lets talk. I have been feeling out of sorts, and Im not sure if its genuine out-of-sortsliness or if it is my invisible period making my lady-brain go haywire. Either way, Ive spent s...
When he didnt or wouldnt or couldnt nap I went up to his room and we curled up in his bed, big spoon and little spoon over a saucer. The weight of his frame leaned against my chest and sandwiched me ...
Its called Everybody Poops and then Counts the Poops. everybody poops from the grumbles on Vimeo. {This is my acknowledgment that I know this is probably something only myself and my mother will enjo...
"Helicopter parent!" is the favorite fad parenting insult right now, and even though we all know the internet is full of crazy people we should ignore, Im tired of fucking hearing about it. C...
This kid, you guys, I dont even know how explain it– he is completely off his rocker in all the best ways. Example: On the way to work yesterday we were discussing the possible name of a dude driving...
When you have mice in your house, and I dont mean in a cage with little shirts on, its a bad idea to keep your trash just lying out on the ground for God and the world and the mice to see. Im not say...
Lets talk swimwear, every ladys worst nightmare! Assuming you can find a swimsuit that is A) affordable B) doesnt make you feel like a troll and C) you can actually run around in– oh wait, that never...
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