‘The Bourne Legacy’ trailer came out yesterday, and I was so busy being a sarcastic dick that I forgot to mention that it reportedly takes place at the same time as ‘the Bourne Ultimatum’...
Ever heard of ‘the Catalina’? Yeah me neither. It appears to be a ‘Jersey Shore’-type reality show on the CW about a Miami hotel and, as seen here, the drunken whores who work there. And ...
For years I’ve been sitting here, like a fool, assuming there was always just one, but as ‘The Bourne Legacy’ repeatedly points out, it’s actually quite the contrary. And unrelated to the fact that t...
Madonnas much talked about and much delayed ‘MDNA’ tour kicked off tonight in Tel Aviv, and apparently the big news is that when she sings ‘Vogue’, she wears a new version of the cone bra...
Justin Bieber was knocked unconscious during a concert in Paris tonight when he ran backstage between songs and smashed his head against a wall of glass. Yet. Again. This is at least the third time h...
A Hong Kong tabloid (this one, though the story has been removed) claims that a disgraced Chinese politician named Bo Xilai ratted out actress Zhang Ziyi by saying he paid to have sex with her 10 tim...
Ahh, Kris Jenner. We meet again. Because according to the photo agency, Kendall Jenner, who is 16, and Kylie Jenner, who is 14, enjoyed “an afternoon on a secluded beach in Hawaii” yesterday. And it ...
“Hey guys, it’s Jennifer, Love Hewitt, JLove, and I hope you get this message because instead of me coming all the way to the studio for that meeting with the stylists, wouldn’t it be better if they ...
Despite their best efforts, Disney can’t keep the villains for ‘Iron Man 3’ under wraps forever, and I mean that in the literal sense, because here we see James Badge Dale on set as Eric Savin, who f...
After Dominic Monaghan went on twitter and said Matthew Fox had a history of beating women, it was only a matter of time before Fox came out and issued the strongest possible denial. But it’s not tha...
The people at In-N-Out must have been pretty surprised to see Jennifer Love Hewitt pull up to the drive-thru in a Bentley convertible yesterday. Because they’re not the ones who use glazed doug...
Just a few weeks ago I thought that a young actress in Hollywood could have no better role model than Mila Kunis, but that was before that fat bitch betrayed me and put on like 5 pounds. Now she suck...
Dominic Monaghan was having a seemingly routine Q and A with fans on twitter when a girl asked him to say hi to ‘Lost’ co-star Matthew Fox. And in a sense, that’s what he did. FAN: ...
Wee little action star Mark Wahlberg got a spray tan on his hotel balcony in Miami yesterday, then stood there feeling his balls with a typically douchy Mark Wahlberg look on his face. Presumably thi...
Kanye West was in Cannes last week for the debut of his short film “Cruel Summer” on Wednesday, and the plan was for him to promote it by performing at the after party. Unfortunately he also brought ...
At least 108 people in the Houla region of Syria, including 34 women and 49 children, were slaughtered over the weekend after loyalists to President Bashar Assad stormed though the poverty stricken v...
There are some fish who will not believe their luck if they happen to look up right now. (image source of victoria silvstedt in cannes this weekend = inf, fame/flynet, splash)
Katie Price launched her new line of lingerie in London today, and for some reason she did it with rollers in her hair. She must have something going on tonight that she needs to look good for, somet...
Dario Franchitti of Scotland won the Indianapolis 500 for the third time since 2007 on Sunday, and of course his wife Ashley Judd (they’ve been married since 2001) was right there front and cen...
Justin Bieber has a reputation as a sweet and lovable kid, but real fans like me know he’s actually a tightly coiled merchant of death. In fact one time he punched a guy so hard the guy flew all the ...
It took a few years of trying and several hundred failed attempts, but Kristen Stewart actually looked like a girl today at the ‘Cosmopolis’ premiere in Cannes. Or at the very least a boy...
It’s been 15 years since Victoria Silvstedt was named Playmate of the Year, but you wouldn’t know it by looking at her in a bikini in Cannes today. It’s like she hasn’t aged a day. Do we ...
Nicole Kidman went to a screening of her movie ‘Paperboy’ at Cannes last night wearing a dress that also acted as a thermometer. So be grateful it’s not Khloe Kardashian wearing it,...
A white British girl with good plastic surgery is close to the exact opposite of Janet Jackson, so here’s reality star Holly Henderson and some of her very effective attention whoring in a London par...
I don’t know who’s been doing plastic surgery on Janet Jackson, but it sure as hell isn’t any doctor. Her nose is a completely separate shade from the rest of her. One eye opens wider tha...
On the very first day as a judge on ‘the X Factor’ yesterday, Britney Spears walked off the set after a contestant sang a predictably awful version of her song ‘Hold It Against Me&#...
Rose McGowan is in Monaco today for the ‘Nights In Monaco’ Gala Fundraiser, which hopefully has something to do with fixing whatever the hell happened to her, because it’s terrifying. She...
So, Paris Hilton went to Cannes, and she spun and twirled and posed on the sidewalk while some twink yelled her name so everyone would look at them as he pretended to be a photographer, even though i...
Britney Spears arrived in Austin, Texas, this afternoon to judge the first round of auditions for ‘the X Factor’, and assuming that’s actually where they are, things are off to a go...
For most people, these would be the best pictures they would ever take in their lives, yet for Gwen Stefani it was just Wednesday. She just looks cool and sexy all the time, even while running simple...
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