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My pretty mouth will frame the phrases that will disprove your faith in man
Remember this post about my preteen oppugner? Googled her name and found her mug shot. Unlike Vanessa Lutz, she ain’t too pretty for prison.
I promised myself that when this season of True Blood was over, I would stop dressing like a vampire. I spoke too soon. Leather Jackets Black Dresses
and get into some trouble.
A friend of mine is dating a stockbroker. Her track record tells me that surely she misunderstood him. He probably said “box stacker” or “pot smoker” because the international male model with the...
Saturday night and nothing to do so I’m like…But these new shoes are just dying to go out, I mean what with the bows and all.Ooh, impromptu girls’ night! Let’s get ready at my place, ‘K? “You’re so...
It seems I’m quite the soothsayer because I was on the money when I wrote on the cover of my 7th grade notebook that Jo + Tam = BFF. That was the first and only time math ever made sense to me.I...
Alternate titles for this post:Chick fellatioHot cross bunsGranola parfhaaaaay
This is totally what I’m wearing in my mind’s eye.NecklacesEarrings
It’s a good thing this movie isn’t 3D because I don’t want to get poked in the eye. Or do I? P.S. Joe Manganiello, I’m not afraid of the big, bad wolf so please bring on the chest hair for part 2.
Sharing an afternoon with the amazing Jessi Colter was one of the most amazing experiences of my fledgling writing career, a career that a handful of years ago took a backseat to babies and health...
Mai am un singur dor... Not sure what my fascination is with Byronesque features and avaricious gazes but they do it for me. Apparently I’m not alone because there are more blogs celebrating hot...
Any occurrence requiring undivided attention will be accompanied by a compelling distraction. - Bloch When I grumble about early onset dementia, I’m only half kidding. And my forgetfulness would...
Would you let Scrappy Coco do you? A name says a lot about a person, especially when it comes to a career. For instance, while Colton Maxwell Darlington is as good as Princeton bound, poor little...
I’ve lived more than half of my life in heels. My personal motto: The higher the heel, the closer to God. But now that I have twins in tow, I fear flats are (silently, clicklessly) sneaking up...
Nothing major, just having a bit of a blue period. Light blue? Aspiring to be more like the little lady in this clip.
Ouiser, I’d recognize this penmanship anywhere. You have the handwritin’ of a serial killer.
I remember being pregnant and telling one of my closest friends that I wish I could be a stay at home mom. “I know you, and I really don’t think you’d be able to handle it,” was her response. Of...
Bring this body type back! Shes amazing! And Im hungry! Actress Emma Stone said she loves Christina Hendricks; that “everything about her just does it for me.” But then Stone goes on to describe...
