SO EXCITED TO FINALLY BE BACK AND BLOGGING!!!!! I know it has been a month since my last blog and most of you have gone on to greener bloggy pastures, but hear me out...I have solid reasons for my ab...
I am currently medicated and hurting like hell, but no more gallbladder!!!!! While I was in the hospital [Got home yesterday] away from blogging and under a veil of narcotics, I had some older pieces...
You know when you stumble across something on television and watch it as more or less as a space filler until something better comes on, and then your life changes. OK, maybe you dont- but it kinda h...
My friend Rae is a blogging fiend and ridiculously good at photodocumenting her life in her blog- Say it Aint so. Ordinarily my life is just me dressed in business casual waist up, jammy pants ...
Sorry that I have been away for awhile [Tangent: Almost two weeks. Thats gross.]. Trust I have been piling up on things I want to write about and feel the need the projectile vomit all that has been ...
My lovely friend Alicia, whose moustache romance I chronicled in this post, is getting married in May. This means I am honored by once again donning my bridesmaid hat [Tangent: This is only time numb...
photo courtesy of my friend Binkley. Thats me as a zombie. I am not really a zombie. I hate being left out...its probably the worst feeling ever for me. This probably stems from always having to be t...
Sure, I drive an autobot who is fancy and pretty and raises and lowers and operates like an Arcade game, but lately my sassy minivan has been causing me much strife. Because I have been too bus...
I consider myself semi tech savvy. I admit admit things like "jailbreaking a droid" still baffle my noggin, but dammit, I have a blog- I at least should have mastered the interweb. WRONG! Occ...
As a child, I was a bit of a puss...scared of anything and everything that had the least amount of creepiness to it. As my mom has informed me, if it was ugly and not festooned with puppies and glitt...
Disclaimer: I realize it has been a solid week since I blogged about watching the Mumfords rock and ralph the Ryman. That kind of lag in writing is inexcusable, but I would like to plead my case. Fri...
Last nights Mumford & Sons concert at the Ryman was not exactly what I expected, but will not be erased from my memory for quite some time....for better or for worse. We trapsed in with the...
Saturday night, I began what has been lamely deemed by me "Music March," because I have a bunch of shows coming up that I am quite excited about. To start it off, I spent the evening with two...
this encapsulates how I felt yesterday!Yesterday, betwixt the stack of Bath & Body Works coupons and random bills, I got the extremely rare piece of fun mail! When I spied the mystery package wit...
today is kind of a throwaway day...you tell me if this is a throwaway blog.Yesterday I was out playing bar trivia with my lovely fellow blogging friend Rae, and naturally the conversation turned to b...
So the other day, I revealed this on my blogs Facebook page: [Tangent: WHAT!?!?! You havent "liked" my blogs page on Facebook? What the hell is wrong with you? How else am I supposed to feel ...
Today I went on one of my favorite Saturday jaunts, the Nashville Flea Market. Because I am a Pinterester and thus delusionally crafty [Tangent: I may or may not have spent my evening doing this],&nb...
God bless El Nino or climate change or whatever made it 70 degrees in February yesterday. [Tangent: I am a meteorological savant. I have Weatherbug on my computer.] This very weather phenomona is one...
Today is Fat Tuesday, or so the radio reminded me on the commute home from work today. Laissez les bons temps rouler, bitches! I am semi-Catholic [Tangent: My recognition of Lent is the only thing th...
In my Zombie Barbie post last week, I came clean about my secret Barbie collection, [Tangent: Which is pretty much stagnant and has not been added to in 10 years, but is in existence nonetheless. ] s...
I know I am a week late on a Valentines post...I suck. Last year I was single and had four! [Tangent: They werent all bitter berries and angst either, they were thought provoking exposes on the holid...
Because I like to have my hand in every pot possible, it should not surprise you that I have a cafepress site, Take Notice Shirt, that I generally forget I have. [Tangent: It is very lucrative....
I like music. I love live music. Because of these obvious statements, I have learned a thing or two about being a concert goer....when to take pee breaks...where to sit and most importantly that the ...
If youve hung out with me for more than 15 minutes (or read this blog regularly)- you are well acquainted with Gertrude or Gert, my inner fat girl. Maybe you met her when you walked into my cubicle a...
Sometimes I get bored on the internet, I discover very necessary things like this or this. Other times, I feel like I have seen everything there is to see. Yesterday on my break at work, when I rando...
now i will think of this everytime...So I know I said that I was gonna complete my Alanis trilogy last week, but I got deflected with a barrage of other projects that kind of caught up with me all at...
On friday, days into the experiment, listening to Alanis Morissettes Jagged little pill album all day everyday was starting to grow tiresome. [Tangent: I did cheat a little bit, more out of sloth tha...
Yesterday, I was watching Criminal Minds insane 150th episode entitled Piano Man [Tangent: A serial rapist that provides his own soundtrack for the crimes he commits. He likes to cue up some Chicago ...
I love getting text and/or FB messages from my friend, Turin, because they are generally out of total left field and laced with brilliance. A couple nights, out of the blue, he sent me the following ...
All hail Jackie O, classy lady extraordinaire, who would probably never read my trashy blog. I imagine she would be too busy shopping for pillbox hats or turning the other cheek to her hubbys infidel...
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