Dear bros, I have some good news… 1. There are 3 new motivational posters available in the motivational posters store and you can use this coupon code to get 20% off: 635NF1YNNWG2 (can be used ...
Bros, In my prolific life as the ultimate bro, I’ve often found myself stuck inside a place I’d rather not be. (And I’m not talking about that Persian lady. You know who you are, K. Kardashian.) I’m ...
POOF! The Great Barndini returns! Today, as always, I’m here to educate you in the field of chick-pickuppery. But this time I’ve got a little something up my sleeve. Well, it’s not that little. It’s ...
Barney Stinson Fortress of Barnitude Awesomeville, USA 696969 United States Patent and Trademark Office ATTN: Commissioner for Patents P.O. Box 1450 Alexandria, VA 22313-1450 Dear Sir or Madam...
Kind citizens of the Stinson Republic, As you know, much of our current Western culture has its roots in classical wisdom, the majority of which can be traced back to the Ancient Broman Empire. For p...
Once a haven for intellectualism and ingenuity, our great nation has lost its competitive edge. Sadly, we are no longer the world leader in science and industry and our youth have little to no intere...
True fact: Every single person in the world will make a sex tape once in their life. Which brings up a question of bro-to-bro etiquette: Do you watch another bro’s sex tape? I recently struggled migh...
Blogees, As I’ve always said: It’s important to raise awareness about certain diseases. Sometimes, people can’t raise support on their own and sometimes they raise just a little too much. I’m ...
Loyal Barninians, It’s time once again to fondle the old bag with our greasy little fingers. I’m referring, of course, to my trusty mail bag. This is when I bequeath to you – my confused and p...
Dear bro’s, due to tons of requests from Europe, we finally decided to open a motivational posters store that ships from there which makes the shipping much faster and cheaper. You can find the...
Lily Aldrin-Eriksen – Ted’s former roommate – has finally relinquished her vice-like grip on our social lives, leaving behind an enormous power vacuum. Like other attractive voids, I’m the perfect pe...
On New Year’s Eve Ted and I finally opened our long-awaited bar, Puzzles. We’re still hammering out all the particulars (like should Ted be allowed to have sex with women in his ro...
Dear bro’s! I wish you all a merry christmas! If you’d like to make me a christmas present invite your friends to join my new Facebook page! Do you know any other Christmas songs? Leave a...
Dear Bro’s! I have an absolutely ambitious goal and I count on you to help me with that! I just created the official Barney Stinson Facebook page!!! Click on the facebook logo to get to my page...
Dear bro’s, do you remember when Mashall was wearing a night gown? I just wanted to let you know that some awesome Australian guys are manufacturing my suitjamas now and ship them worldwide! An...
Dear International Olympic Canadian Department of Olympics, It has come to my attention that you have disqualified Robin Scherbatsky from pole vault competition because she is too tall. Come ...
My best friend Ted and I just came up with the greatest idea since implants: adopting a baby! It promises all the fun of raising a child without any of the annoying responsibility of a committed rela...
Dear bro’s, I always receive tons of emails every week and I would love to respond to all of them personally but unfortunately my time is limited and girls (Robin at the moment) are waiting for...
When I get sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story. But how do I do it? Simple. I sing the following song to remind myself of how many awesome things there really are out there. G...
Beautiful babies, One of my all-time favorite songs is the Cat Stevens classic “Father & Son,” which is about an aging father trying to impart his son with the wisdom he’s learn...
As you know me normally I don’t write about personal stuff. That’s why I am stopping at this point. I am not like Marc Zuckerberg who loses control over his words and starts blogging when...
Hey guys, so you think you are awesome? Do you feel and live the Barney Stinson way of life? Do you consider yourself as a good writer? I am currently looking for an assistent to help me maintain my ...
I am, if nothing else, a man of integrity. I choose to live a life governed by strict morals that are often difficult to remember. That’s why I’ve simplified everything into one simple, e...
You may have seen that 1999 film with the little blond dude who chats up dead people. You may have also seen him get interrupted by Keyboard Cat on YouTube. Well, I, just like him, have a sixth sense...
Attention fellow bros: you can stop reading this entry right now, ’cause this one is going out to the ladies. Okay all you boob-owners, it’s the night before the most important day on the...
If you read my blog often, or simply live on this planet, you know that 100% of ladies play “hard-to-get.” Recently, my best friend Ted and I found ourselves in an uncomfortable situation...
Recently I was accused of being “The Blitz” – a cursed creature doomed to leave a gathering right before things get awesome. Of course since the second I leave a gathering, so does ...
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