Ok, so the main reason I have not blogged in the past few days has been because of the festivities of my turning of age on Wednesday. I cant believe that I am now 24 and good lord do I feel old! I th...
Ok, I dont know what tricks my mind is playing on me to overeat the past few days. I know the holidays are around the corner, but holly hell I think I have consumed enough food to stop the famine cri...
I have come to the conclusion that no matter where I go, I usually over drink the last night I am there. Case in point, my last night in Chicago and the major bill I racked at the W Hotel with my bes...
So all of you asked on my previous post what I bought on my crazy, alcohol induced shopping spree at Prada. Well here it is. Me and my friend ended up purchasing two of these super cute Prada charms ...
Today was a bad day for my poor American Express platinum card. I feel its pain and I know it is mad at me and my best friend for raping it and abusing it across the boutiques of Chicago. I just coul...
How awesome is my new Karl Lagerfeld necklace or as I like to call it my Karl Lagerfeld pimp chain? It is such a good piece and everyone loved it on the streets but everyone kept asking who it was. S...
Honestly, what the hell is up with hotels charging for wifi these days? It seems every hotel I check into they charge you and arm and a leg. I have been in Chicago for a few days but have not been ab...
I just wanted to say thank you to all of you who wished for me to get better after that horrific car accident. I appreciate it and you know I love you sexy followers for that!I went to the doctors on...
Good lord has this been the weekend from hell! I swear this one tops them all off! To start off with I went to a bar with friends on Saturday and of course half of the bitches there were beyond drunk...
Dear mall rats, why is it that you have to show up to do your shopping looking like you just got out of bed? Yes, I know it was a rainy day here in San Diego but that does not justify half of you sho...
(Prada sunglasses, Phillip Lim fur bracelet, Marc by Marc Jacobs cardigan, Frye boat shoes, shorts H&M, shirt who the eff knows and the burn book!)Dear Britney Spears, thank you for providing the...
(Image via Google Images)It has been an awfully slow day today here at Maison FashionablyNumb. Well not so much slow, as more me being lazy damaging my eyes that are permanently glued to my computer ...
"And evil takes a human form in Angel Garcia. Dont be fooled because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, hes so much more than that. ...
This morning has been quite horrible in terms of vanity. Apparently for some strange reason, the big girl upstairs has decided to punish me for my sins this past week by giving me...
What is up with these pictures? I like the outfit but they did not come out bright enough. They are way too washed out and I look gray/vampiric and practically blend into the wall. Plus, I think my f...
Dear Lord! This sickness is for sure kicking my ass like no other! I spent the whole day in bed today not doing a damn thing! I barely had the energy to drag myself into the shower but realized if I&...
Sorry for my week long absence but do you remember me bitching last week about my MacBook charger dying mid air when I was flying back from NYC? Well it started working again only for the damn thing ...
(Image via Fashionista)I know, I know that on my last post I talked about me finding it funny when models fall but now utterly feel bad after seeing these pictures yesterday! They are from the L...
I thought I had blogged about this a while back but apparently the post got deleted. Yes, I am still obsessed with the Louis Vuitton gold handcuffs from F/W 11/12 collection. I have no idea why and a...
(Ugh! I am not liking these pictures one bit!)First of all, I want to apologize for being the worst blogger in the world. I cant believe I have been neglecting my little precious narcissistic&nb. ..
(Images via Vogue.com)I am sorry but I am not one to sugarcoat anything especially when I see a collection that was a disaster. I say this because I know a lot of people always say "oh, it was ok...
(Why the hell do I look like I am going bald in all these pictures? Is it time for hair plugs??)By now I assume people think I am a raging alcoholic since it seems like I was drinking the whole week ...
So here are some of the things that I got from my alcohol induced shopping trip with my best friend at Neiman Marcus. I tell you, never shop under the influence of anything. You can do some...
Thanks for turning a bad day (hungover) into a good day. I seriously do not know what came over me and my best friend that we decided to order so much food that we looked liked starving Ethiopian chi...
Before you bitch me out about the outfit, yes I am wearing the same one from the previous post and only because I got into Chicago late at night and I went out with a friend for a drink and was too l...
(Me after my lovely shower at the American Airlines Admiral Club)Sorry for my absence my lovely followers! I have been super busy the past week and now I am off to Chicago with a ...
(Images via Zimbio)Anna Sui Spring/Summer 2012. I have no words for this collection. I loved it all and I might sound bias for saying this since I am a huge Anna Sui lover but oh well. It was the rig...
\(Ignore my gross hairy legs)I hate birds, I really do! Those dirty bastards piss me off like no other. This morning I decided to meet some friends out by the beach for some brunch at this awesome re...
I could have sworn I posted these pictures up a while ago. In fact, they are around four months old and just found them. Hence you can tell I was just starting to get the hang of my camera because th...
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