What have I been up to? Getting my colleague pregnant…probably. true story: I was engaging in a typical watercooler conversation with said colleague. New mom, babytalk…being the overshare...
Does anyone know how to correctly pronounce Wordfeud? How come no matter how many games I start, I always seem to be waiting for my opponent? Why do people use the *chat* button to *chat up*? Does th...
Stripping; I don’t know who came up with calling it that, but I vote they change it to something associated with the pain and discomfort it brings. I thought being pregnant I was done with all ...
Let me start off by apologizing for the total randomness of this post….. People keep calling us with one question …. And…… I came up with a name for Bunny Baby X! Look, I even...
A friend said to me last month: “Last year you weren’t even pregnant, look at you now. And in a year (pointing at her 9 month old) you’ ll have one like that.” I let it go, I ...
From our house to where we park the car, we have to walk (about 20 steps) past the “old bats”. Nosey old people, for some reason I’m less of a social retard around them. They make ...
Kristy had something if not everything to do with the fact I am pregnant today. It’s not closure the little crochet couple has given me; they taught me some valuable life lessons. 1.When life g...
I still have 6 more weeks to go and I won’t horrify bore you with the details (yet) of the last time I was in labor. I would like to show you the nursery. a whole different kind of labor but FU...
I am not going to do a recap of were I have been, I’m just going to write a couple of posts and squeeze them in, adjust the dates and it will look like I was never gone. I will tell you why I...
We were watching the 8 o’clock news and on came a item on female circumcision. (remind me to leave on Nickelodeon until my sons bedtime… ) My 8YO: *female* circumcision?! Girls don’...
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Like the lady she is, it took us half an hour to find out we are having a girl, we are having a girl. WE ARE HAVING A GIRL! Thank God its a girl, cause girls dont poo, and when they do? it smells lik...
Something you have to forgive yourself for. I am so over writing about my vibrator, so no, not today…… I imagined how hard it would be watching myself grow bigger, gaining weight, not bei...
Yes, over 15 weeks pregnant and over over overly aroused by what I can only specify as anything. Another high five for being pregnant. My thyroid is still being a dick and my husband is still being a...
This blog is going to get very mushy, very fast. I’m thinking about redecorating but I might wait until I know the sex of the baby. I’m really not a fan of the baby pink and baby blue, but it’s a sac...
I hope…. I wish…. I pray….. They all sound like actions without taking any real action. We like to use them in Christmas greetings and in new years resolutions, no wonder by the time Valentine’...
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