Here is a little present for you! I recently took part in a video for Singles Warehouse VERY last minute...so I am wearing my work clothes...yes the excuses could keep rolling here but I will let you...
I am pleased to share a guest post with you all from the great Singles Warehouse - yes that site I have been writing for! Take a look! Are you trying to meet singles? Is it worth all the effort?...
Do you?I do. Well, I actually get a bloke in to do it for me!He is pretty good and always delivers a neat and tidy job! Plus he tidies up afterwards too.Sometimes I have a round bush and sometimes I ...
I am laying on the floor, my head is spinning madly and I can just about raise my head to see him also laying but on the bed with both arms tied to the bedpost!I put him there. I also put myself on t...
Hello my smashing special ones! I have posted my next post on Singles Warehouse! I confess one or two things and also reveal how I used to date back in the day too! I really DO NOT recommend it these...
Hello my little special monsters! I have written my first post for Singles Warehouse and it has gone LIVE! So far so good! If you get time please take a look here!What is it about? Lets just say, a p...
While I am sitting here in my flower power PJ’s (sexy or what?) watching Pearl Harbor and eating some more chocolate from yet another Easter egg I begin to wonder if it is possible to have a part tim...
Hello! YooHoooo I am back?Did you miss me? I know one of you did (because he even emailed me and told me!) but did anyone else?No? Oh ok I dont really blame you! Well I have been a little (not so lit...
You may notice that I am starting to repeat myself and asking the same question!But I have had yet another special moment and feel I need to ask.Right ok here we go! Yes, I know what a Visa card is! ...
I tell you what something freaky is going on.This black liquid keeps appearing everywhere.All my white drinks are turning black.Even when I go to the pub and order a vodka it comes with this black su...
Ate and ate and ate! I am surprised that I even have a hand left to type this as I am sure today I nearly ate that too! I cannot help it! Ok, yes I can. Just cannot be bothered really. I am even watc...
Ok, I will break you in gently with this one! I don’t want you running for the nearest phone and dialling the men in white coats number! We are normal (ish) really! Actually that was a lie! We are no...
Lets get straight to the point.Do you know what a lapel is?Do you? Really?I didnt have a bloody clue! Like not a scooby doo! I dont think I have ever heard the word in my whole life! But apparently t...
Monday I had my first can of Coke.Yes my first ever CAN of fizzy! I have drunk fizzy before (with vodka) and the odd cup here and there but never a can.Well.Today I had two cups of Coke.That makes a ...
Dear Ex, You must be very surprised that I am writing to you after all this time. When I say time I do mean years. When I say years I do mean a life time ago.I heard that you have tried to get in con...
Remember my Mums card?Yes that card.Really? You need me to write the word again? You people are killing me! Ok.Do you remember my Mums Valentines card?Better?Well we have discovered who the secret se...
No, my Mum has not been hitting me for being a bad girl (maybe she should though) at all! Mum beat me in another way today! Mum beat me in the Valentines card competition! Saying that, there was no c...
Oh, do you know what? I am not even going to go there! Nope, really cannot be bothered to even mention that this will be the 6th one in a row or that I have zero plans or even that the £20 M&S de...
“No dear, honestly it is fine!”“No, I don’t want anything for my birthday this year!”“I don’t want any fuss”“I really don’t need anything!” “I don’t need flowers, I will just get some from the garden...
Boys please take note! Being rather crazy myself I feel I can shed some light on the crazy lady situation men seem to find themselves tripping over far too often! I need to elaborate on the ‘be...
We all know what no strings attached means. We also all know what ‘friends with benefits’ and ‘F Buddies’ mean too. But can you really have fun with a friend without feelings or emotions getting in t...
Nothing like a good old tidy up, getting organised and all clean ready for the New Year! Good for the mind and soul. Good to see things more clearly and really see what you want and what you really d...
Yes dry! Dry as in I didn’t drink much and dry as in…yes you get it!I wasn’t even drunk on Christmas day! Or New Year’s Eve because I was working! How sad! I didn’t even receive a kiss! Well except t...
Ok, I have decided to be nice and then I will have a little moan, as it has seemed to work all year! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! Well when it gets past the magical 12 O Clock the above applies…oh and just peop...
If only you could order boys!? No I am not talking about the January sales; I am talking about men on internet dating sites! Yes I have to base this on men because I obviously don’t receive many ...
Oh dont worry I wont bang on about how many days are left till Christmas...*cough* four days...as everyone keeps talking about it and it is very annoying! Yes I have a calender and I can also read to...
*Warning! Warning!*I am about to have a little rant! I was working in the pub last night and I encountered a single situation that REALLY does bug me! If you are single and have men that are not your...
What do you do when a bloke turns out to be a waste of space, turns your mind inside out and upside down then does the famous-childish-gutless-disapp earing-act on you? Well I get back on the dating h...
So how does she fit? Does she suit you? Me, personally, I think she looks great around you! You can still look great and she just simply remains there, always, never leaving your side! Do you like th...
Hi guys! If you want to read one of my old posts, and I know you were just thinking you would like too, then pop over to Dating Sauce and take a look! Remember this one...THE RULES! What rules!!...
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