Is it a good idea to preface a blog post by saying that you don’t rly have anything to say? WELL, CAUTION TO THE WIND! I don’t rly have anything to say! BUT I’M GONNA SAY IT ANYWAY....
(this is a short but srs post about real feelings and shit so if that makes you feel gross then man, i don’t know, but since it’s not my usual CAPS LOCK and CELEBRITIES and WHINING i just...
This is an open letter to the guy who came into my work today, and all the guys out there like him: You came into the public library today to return some books. That part’s cool with me. People...
Everything about this post is going to be terrible. I want you guys to make yourselves be okay with that. I am going to get Really Raw and reveal some shit that will be out swirling around in the uni...
Wedding planning, I get the impression, is universally shitty. Like across the board, no one likes it, unless you’re a psychopath who will eventually end up opening a “small business̶...
Contrary to general opinion, I don’t always hate everything, and here is some proof! I AM GOING TO LIST THINGS IN LIFE THAT I DON’T THINK SUCK (LATELY). 1. The Weather: Yesterday the weat...
What do you know, another Valentine’s Day is behind us! The flow of time sure is inexorable as shit, am I right? Valentine’s Day is actually pretty whatever to me, but Charles and I have ...
I am going to tell a story, and I think LITERALLY NO ONE will be surprised with how it ends. Here is how it starts: “I’ll go to Target and just get one new lipstick!” I said to myse...
Okay, at this point I have basically accepted that this blog is a TV blog. I’ve been trying to play like it’s a “lifestyle blog” (lol okay) but GUESS WHAT, my “lifestyle...
Yesterday I drove myself to work, like I do many days. I was thinking about what a good day it was gonna be, how I was getting off work early in the afternoon, and I was going to see a lot of my out ...
Remember how my last post was about tv? GUESS WHAT, THIS ONE IS TOO. I am in mourning, Internet. I am in mourning because I have lost my best friend. I watched the season finale of Boardwalk Empire t...
Well dudes, I have been busy and stressed and tired lately, and instead of talking about any of the junk that is causing me to be that way, I’m gonna talk about something I like way more: TV. L...
None of these things really warrant their own entry so here is an incoherent list of things that are pissing me off lately! Bullshit Ring Sizing I bought this two-finger dachshund ring on ASOS a litt...
So I guess I actually have to plan this thing now, huh?
I think most people who read this blog already know this, but on Friday Charles and I got engaged! I knew Charles had ordered the ring recently (because I picked it out, ha ha), but he totally faked ...
Great/terrible news, everyone: the Ulta by my house finally opened. My mom and I might have gone a little bit hard on, it maybe. It is so perfect. I am going to go so, so broke.
Do you ever have ideas? Sometimes I do. The problem with my ideas is that 99% of the time, they turn out to be bad ideas. That is what happened when Charles and I went on vacation with my parents in ...
So I don’t know if I’ve mentioned this, but I’ve been doing the Couch to 5K running program for the last couple of months. I’m on week 5 right now because my stupid knee gave ...
DID YOU KNOW: When you buy a house, you also sometimes buy a yard! And sometimes that yard will have plants in it! Plants that you then own! WHO KNEW? It turns out there are a lot of plants in my new...
God dang it internet, I don’t even know why I try to get fancy with my nails. Every time I do I go in this super intense nail-zone where I’m dead to the world for like an hour and a half,...
So here’s what happened over Memorial Day Weekend: - I was supposed to work all day on Friday but I got a migraine and basically had The Worst Day Of My Life - Saturday we got up early and rent...
Today was the first day we could start moving into the new house! We started painting a couple rooms and I tore up all the carpet in the bedroom all by myself, which made me feel like a total bad ass...
We had macaroni & cheese with octopus hot dogs for dinner tonight because we’re obviously grown ups now. In my defense, it was homemade baked mac & cheese from The Pioneer Woman, but I ...
We did it! Today we closed on our house! I AM SO EXCITED I COULD PEE MY PANTS (BUT I WON’T)! We won’t move in for 11 more days, but you guys, this is seriously so cool. Charles and I have...
Eeeh you guys, I have to share this! My girl Sarah (who is super talented and basically the best ever) drew and styled this little cartoon version of me and I am basically IN LOVE with it. I would we...
Okay I know every other blog in the world that mentions fashion / nails / “trends” / whatever even peripherally (this one included) has already extolled the virtues of the Sally Hansen Na...
Okay, I want to talk about some movies for a hot second, but first I want to disclaim something: Guess what? I don’t really like movies that much! IS THAT WEIRD? It’s probably weird, I do...
Check it out, bros, I made some rainbow cupcakes! PRETTY COOL, right? I’m hosting a St. Patrick’s Day scavenger hunt for 4th – 6th graders at work tomorrow, so I reckon these will b...
Sorry for being a shitty bloggess, I have spent the last month simultaneously feeling like The Baddest Bitch Around and like puking forever and ever until I die. Almost all of my attention has been t...
Hey guys, here comes a blog post that I have no particular idea what it’s about, but I bet it’s going to be multi-topical. Maybe you heard but it snowed a lot. It’s so cold, you guy...
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