I wrote this originally for ReadIt1st, but as that was months ago and I haven’t received a response, I thought I’d post it here. I like the piece and it’s timely. If aristocratic tr...
Almost a year ago, in June 2011, I posted a blog entry entitled, “Why DC Comics Should Hire Me”. It was right at the onset of the New 52, and I was making the point that—with all th...
Ever wonder what it would sound like if Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino and Samuel L. ‘Muthafukkin’ Jackson went to dinner? I did, so I made this.
Pap smear - A messy attempt at breastfeeding. Nosegay - A man with very little gag-reflex. Flabbergastation - Where the Beetleborgs had their vehicles serviced. Britches - An offensive name for many ...
John woke up with a start. He was shivering, tied to a chair. Above him, a naked bulb hung, swinging lazily. His head hammered like the London Underground ran between his ears. “Good morning, sweethe...
I made this video in 2009, and I remain particularly proud of it. It took me the better part of two weeks to complete, but then I had to split it in two in order to upload it to YouTube. Make sure yo...
This YouTube comment was funnier than the Jenna Marbles video it was attached to, which admittedly isn’t saying much. On a related note, I wish I was an attractive girl, so I could be popular on the ...
Written 2010. Revised 2012. Here are some of the things that I believe in: I believe in being a paradox, but never a hypocrite. I believe that the Antikythera Mechanism, Stonehenge, and the Pyramids ...
The only thing NRA member Ted Nugent should conceivably endorse is which gun to kill yourself with. Preferably, he’ll lead by example. Politics aside, Barack Obama is a better person than I am;...
Smoke clung to air, birthed by an ocean of embers, glowing dimly in the gloom. Patrons smoked and drank and watched the stage, where a man with a saxophone blew a bleakly beautiful tune. - Kyle Tical...
This morning, John Green posted his thoughts on Piracy v. Libraries, which I more-or-less agreed with, but didn’t think wholly clarified the awkward stage of development that is online piracy. Let me...
It’s no secret that I’m an avid alcoholic and nerd, so it shouldn’t be a surprise that I have made my own Doctor Who-themed cocktail recipe. Now, there are recipes on the internet f...
Fight zombies in an abandoned shopping mall - it’s the ultimate zombie experience day! In this spectacular ‘full immersion’ experience, you’ll be briefed and armed by the Police Special Zombie Bashin...
I’m posting this because it amused me, admittedly a little too much. What can I say? I think I’m hilarious. Full Disclosure: I have no idea who Diane is.
Necessary preface: Sherlock Holmes - His Limits 1. Knowledge of Literature.—Nil.2. Philosophy.—Nil.3. Astronomy.—Nil.4. Politics.—Feeble.5. Botany.—Variable. Well up in belladonna, opium, and poisons...
So, I guess that means I win, right?
To be revised and disseminated as you require: Welcome to Kyle’s Facebook profile page. If you are interested in continuing to browse and interact with Kyle via this social network, you are agreeing ...
You may not be aware of this, but superheroes exist.According to this article, real life super heroes patrol the streets of Lynnwood, “handing homeless people water bottles” and “actually stepping in...
Detective Comics #6 pg 4 revision You can see the original panels here. And a really fantastic spoof here. This issue came out just this week, and I’ve seen these panels popping up all over Tumblr. F...
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