Im sad to inform you all that the zombie apocalypse started today in Miami, Florida, my hometown. While totally naked, Zombie Joe, the apocalypses answer to Typhoid Mary, attacked and ate the f...
There have been good reasons for my quietness, that is, not necessarily acceptable, but GOOD, like, I enjoyed them sort of good, you know, the opposite of unfortunate. Some of it is news, like: OMG, ...
One of the crappiest things people can do, in my opinion, is insisting, when someone reports their personal experience, that said person with experience is clearly stupid/crazy/lying/in denial and is...
No one can agree on what REAL men are supposed to like. I have an opinion though, which I voiced on this facebook post. Beyond it being insulting, because who wants to be loved only if someone ...
We have a winner for the 2nd Annual Cheeseblarg Peeps Challenge! Of it, Dr. Pants said: "Rhea not only succeeded in creating a faithful artistic rendering of an 8-bit classic, but actually succee...
While writing my post about Suffering Magnets, I came to the realization that I may be a One-Upper. You know, those people who tell you something of equal or greater horror when you tell them somethi...
Does everyone have these people? The ones who pop up when you are really upset and end up making everything SO MUCH WORSE? Inevitably, every time youre really upset there they are, like some sort of ...
Its time to turn in your peep dioramas. You have until midnight. Here is my last diorama. -GAME SPOILER- In the game, The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, there is a part where you travel through...
If you guessed that this is the video game that I was going to dioramacize for the CHEESEBLARG PEEPS CHALLENGE, it is probably because you are SUPER SMART and also because you have been paying attent...
Approximately 2 weeks ago, some version of this conversation happened: I also informed the awesome Dr. Pants that I am terrible at reviewing stuff and fail, often, at doing things on time, despite be...
I honestly had no idea what this sign meant, despite driving past it countless times when driving through my friends neighborhood. I always thought it meant "Look out for Meteorites!" Youve g...
Its Passover again, and my insides are enjoying the therapeutic effects of matzo. I have managed not to hurt myself with it this year, so far. For those of you have never eaten matzo, beyo...
Last year was our first Annual Peeps Diorama Challenge here at da Cheeseblarg. Unlike normal Peeps contests, this one is judged well AFTER Easter so that we can all take advantage of half-price...
When I was a kid, I used to try to trick my mom into thinking I was dead. I would lay on the bedroom floor with my legs at weird angles and send my sister to go get my mom to report my untimely demis...
So... okay, my colonoscopy was awful, and it was an anomaly*, I know, because I have a super liver (still) that filters medications out of my body at high speeds, so uh, I may have traumatized s...
Remember, I am live tweeting today (and tomorrow) about my colonoscopy prep. Good times. Good times.
Im excited to watch The Hunger Games in the theater next week during the first cheap matinee. My husband doesnt read... not that he cant. I know for a fact that he has the ability, he just doesnt hav...
I have a colonoscopy scheduled for next Thursday. My doctor keeps on harping at me, "blah blah, have a colonoscopy, colon cancer risk, blah blah blah." And I have no problem with HAVING a col...
This pee post is nothing like the pudding post. For the record. I want to know and understand the mechanism that makes me nearly pee on the bathroom floor every time I turn on the shower. Theor...
I really ought to get to the Grand Canyon before I am too disgusted to ever step foot in Arizona again. You know, this is really not a political blarg, and I am really not a political person, until i...
I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent recor d. If you are lost, I highly recommend you listen to this, one of my favorite songs EVER. Kiss Off by the Violent Femmes
A letter to my nephew in the future: Dear Booger, I just want to tell you that I love you before I begin explaining. I am writing this because some day, I am sure you will see the movie Gummo, and wh...
Here I go being political again. If you think that we would be better off if the government controlled the lives of women, reading this will likely piss you right the hell off and your time would be ...
Being the helpful person I am, I find it necessary to make the lives of those I come in contact with more enjoyable and actually worth living. Today, I am proposing a new time phenomenon, a wor...
I knew ordering "Swords Daily" was a bad idea.
Keeping to my plan to work on getting my heath issues dealt with, I am now facing the supreme idiocy that is communicating with my local hospital. Before I go through with the testing that my doctors...
I am super proud and happy to officially report that our first ever Cheeseblarg exchange was a great success. I tried to plan in case of every eventuality, and there was only one (point five) emergen...
Im supposed to be writing a Secret Cupid Valentine Exchange Round-up because it went really well, but unfortunately, I received The Big Bang Theory on DVD for Valentines day from my friend Vez, so I ...
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