A Carrie Mulligan obsession in its infancy

Well.......sigh.......this is NOT something I'm proud of. I think it's a little boring to have 2 posts in a row about gamine blonde white girls. But there sure are a lot of them milling around the...

Personal Gwyneth Paltrow Feelings

Been ruminating on this dress GP wore to The Iron Man Premier. I'm totally crazy about it. But more importantly, this rumination led me to a higher level of understanding for Gwyneth. I'm naming...

Failed BRAVO pilot

HEY Everybody! Click here to check out excerpts from my failed pilot for BRAVO TV! We shot it at Uchi and had a blast. BRAVO had issues with my complete disregard for my own safety and the safety...

This email is going to be a rough fucking ride...

Rarely do I simply repost unoriginal content but this is worth it. Rebecca Martinson is super pissed at her sorority sisters for majorly FUCKING up with Sigma Nu. You need to read the whole thing....

Please meet Keith Urban's Highlights, the blog!

Hi friends, The Whole Pretty has a little sister, nay, red headed step child that ACTUALLY has spun golden highlights! It is my new blog, Keith Urban's highlights. I have created a forum where we...

An interview with my grandmother, JOBEETHA

Hellooooooo dolls!!!! Austinites, I know you are extremely busy either enjoying SXSW OR resenting the shit out of it. So, why don't you take a lil break from the madness to enjoy my interview with...

Fall From Grace; a spoof of the Lance Armstrong/Oprah Winfrey interview - watch more funny videos THASSSSS RIGHT! We got a new video for you!!!! ENJOY!!! And be sure to show your love on Funny or...

HOLD THE PHONE! AGGRESSIVE ANKLE BRACELETS!!!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, mother-effing whoa! You know when your brain is trying to tell you something/TRYING to figure SOMETHING out, but, IT just can't lay it's finger on it and then someone else...

Taxes/Flaps/Fashi on/Zooey Deschanel etc.

All these really clean people of varied ethnicities in bad suits on Turbo Tax make me feel so much better about this legitimate rape that is my finances. (nope) I'm sooo grouchy I found myself...

The Gestalt of an Outfit

I got dressed today and I took a chance. I took a chance on love on an outfit. I have this fantastic and terrorizing article of clothing. It is an over sized, cropped, w-i-d-e DVF blouse from...

We should have frozen her eggs

Stressed out Violet "trying" to relax with mom. Showed mom this pic & she said, in ALL seriousness, "We should have frozen her eggs." Goodnight.

The Guadalajarans OWNED F1 & I crashed their party

WHO: Traci & ElizabethWhat: Saturday night Formula 1 at THE WWHEN: 10pmWHY: because I promised you So AGAINST ALL ODDS, because I keep my promises, Traci Goudie & I SCHLEPPED our reticent asses...

Formula 1 is here AWWWW SHIT!

The first Formula One is upon us and everyone in Austin is a little paralyzed in fight or flight mode/standing by the side of the road to watch the carnival roll in. Ooooh, that's a good idea, we...

Hobbling out of Bar Method, as my glutes gently wept, I stopped to get some water and my eye wandered to the bulletin board/propaganda table. Among all the other health/reiki healing/cleanse/gluten...

When a day is total shit, go shopping.

Today WAS, and yes, I am gonna use past tense despite the fact that the day is S T I L L infecting me like a a parasite in my intestines during a trip to Me-hee-co where i accidentally swallowed...

Call me!!!

Hello my beloveds, yes i've been absent and many important things have happened, for instance, I got bangs. This is me with bangs while holding hands w/ Lucy, in what i thought was a commitment...

Valentino Fall 2012 Couture is chic as f**k

SHAZAM! Doesnt that Z look backwards to you too? Is it me? Am I too sober?This dress is stunning, PLEATirrific! I see it with architectural Victorian era earrings and, as shown, just straight clav,...

MERMADIA!!!

Been a little slow at work, but I still want to be sure and maximize my time, so why not a game of MERMADIA? Whats Mermadia? Glad you asked!Mermadia is when someone, such as myself, with hair that...

An observation, a surprise and my new crafting endeavors.

One trend I have noticed: in mystical lands that echo Ancient Rome, Medieval Europe, and the like, men favor wearing their hair in a filthy half up/half down do. Check poor dead Ned Stark.R.I.P.,...

Violets spirit animal reveal

Chinese actress Fan Bingbing at CannesNOT afraid to work aggressive mutton chops on the biggest deal red carpet in the world. RESPECT. Ever since I became aware of Fan Bingbing as a human on earth...

Battleship, the two year odyssey.

So my sister is a movie producer. She has been working on this movie for two years with her partner, Pete Berg. The premiere was a big muthaf**kin deal, representing thousands, probably millions of...

Shrimp Calvin Klein and my spirit animal reveal!

Sometimes I find that Ill be obsessed with a dress AND THEN Ill continue to see it cropping up in various incarnations. Remember, "One bloggers obsession with two orange dresses?" Well, its...

Animal testing is NOT O.K., But my new jumper sure is!

Courtesy of beautyfool.com, a list of companies that do and do not test on animals. Well, Im sad I cant use all of my beloved Maybeline mascaras anymore but ANIMAL TESTING IS NOT OK.Do you know...

How I get my weave did in the ATX...

Sometimes in this fairytale land called Austin, Texas, a girl has to get her weave did by her beloved friend Kacy. But, you can call her KiKi, I do.{All photos: Lisa Munoz}And then, Lisa Munoz...

The OTHER Courtin-Clarins sisters

I KNOW I am regaining my strength and health, FINALLY, because the other day I realized I had NO idea what was going on with the Courtin-Clarins outfit. Your and my absolute FAVORITE sister...

Arm yourself with Pamela Love 2012 vis a vis Moda Operandi

MODA OPERANDIS tag line is PRE-ORDER TOMORROWS FASHION TODAY.And they mean it. And its pretty hot!Paramount Double Finger Ring $650For a limited amount of time, they pre-sell collections that have...

The strange and tangled life of the interwebs in action! LOVE!

Do yall remember my post, "Good Cheap conditioner and weird ass pug stuff?" This hilarious pic struck a chord with many of you and ME! Well, somehow through viral magic, my post came to the...

Brigitte Bardot, my eternal hairspiration and my grandmother is NOT happy about it

Much to the chagrin of grandmother, Brigitte Bardot has ALWAYS, and will forever be, my numero uno hairspiration. I dont recall a visit with Jobeetha where she didnt ASK to comb my hair or try to...

SEXIEST SHOES

Seriously. Im serial about it. Some of the sexiest shoes Ive ever seen. All street style from Paris fashion week. Oh you French girls! My commentary will be an organic, loose weave, free...

McQueen Fall 2012, the post that might land a fatwa on my head.

Remember how I was all like my higher power wears McQueen when I was talking about my MARNI transition outfits? Well, still holds true. Sarah Burton I hope you can feel the energetic roses and...