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The Silverlake Serpent
thesilverlakeserpent.blogspot.com
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Some say I don't exist. But I'm right here. This is the true story. The outfits and orgasms of a Hollywood Orphan.
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Who I Am & What I Want

12 apr 11

Last nite

Sumethin has happened.Im even more of a broken mirror than I usually am.Ill explain soon. As soon as I know how to.(I imagine this is exactly like Roman felt when he heard about Charlies Beatles trib...

12 apr 11

Venice Please

nother Dries slip dress, another sizzlin Sunset gone by.There are side-effects. One is called: sandy panties.But other than that Im *fine*Tell me about your day. Make me feel like Im not the last per...

06 apr 11

City of Angels

elcome 2 the land of the livin dead.When I was a kid I confused angels with Zombies. Livin in the City of Angels naturally made me nervous. I was afraid Id end up spendin my one & only youth in H...

05 apr 11

Heart of Cole

ere on the topic of actors usin their pets as cover up for their philias & he ends up discoverin I feel nothin 4 really small cocker spaniels. He looks @ me with a frozen glare."What breaks u...

04 apr 11

Prescription Party

ombie has his head in Aunts medicine cabinet. Hes so excited hes shakin."Its like- its like goin 2 a museum" he sez & digs deeper.He turns round, rosy cheeks and in his hand a little yell...

01 apr 11

bright light big city

Todays Outfit: homelessness?Well, @ least the homeless guy on the sandy strip of Sunset B appreciated this dress. He called it "smooth as a pregnant dolphins belly". Whatever. Then he told me...

31 mar 11

Corpse on the porch

he clouds hang like an eggwhite omelette over my head when I wake up. The breakfast bellini apparentlt with side-effects of makin one fall asleep on the porch.Now hours l8r, the sun has wandered way ...

31 mar 11

Todays Outfit

Todays outfit: Bergman-dress, made by Rick Owens intern, moms earring (lost the other one). Accessory: Riesling*.*) Things u learned growin up in my family: Mini bottles of Riesling are small en...

29 mar 11

Shopping tips: Odor of an Orgasm

Shopping tips: Dress from Vionnet, tulle bra from La Perla and orgasm perfume from Marc Atlan.(The dress from Vionnet, what a rape on the old missus! But, I must say, the dress IS beautiful enuf...

28 mar 11

Sombrero guy part V

"Who would u say represents my personal style the most: Clooney or Baudelaire?" Zombie mumbles cheerfully crouched behind aunts McBook."Um, why?" I reply, lookin up from my ice c...

28 mar 11

In Daddys lap.

emory from my childhood: daddy gives me advice about life:"Loneliness is a skill just like bicycling or rolling a joint."He explains lookin me str8 in the eyez."There ARE short cuts,"...

27 mar 11

Shopping tips: Swimming pool blue.

Todays tip: Turquoise Pinky Ring from Saya Hibino, $126,00.This ring is supposed 2 b worn on the pinky finger. I love the pinky finger the most. Makes me think childhood, cock fights and cocaine.I be...

26 mar 11

Zombie V

Pale sun bleeding throught the shades. I stumble down 2 the pool. Zombie and aunt already in their loungers. Him the rhinestone-studded bolero from the hanging-scene of "Captain Blood". Her i...

26 mar 11

Todays outfit: Melanoma

Todays Outfit: dress unknown (found hidden in Aunts wardrobe). Bare skin.hen I was a short legged marcipan kid my mom wouldnt let me in the sun bcus of my kkk dream skin. She thought the big C was ju...

26 mar 11

Shopping tips: Stingray Shoes.

Todays tip:  Stingray Leather Pumps from Margiela, line 22 (on sale!).I wake up and spill the last Pinot Noir from last nite on my white sleep shirt. Its lukewarm and stains the fabric like...

25 mar 11

About Fashion

hen I had trouble sleepin as a kid my mom used 2 tell me this true story about a this "witch" that was about 2 be thrown in the bonfire:It was a windy day. The village ppl had caught her like...

25 mar 11

Sombrero guy part IV

 hear him mumble in the sofa:"Oh, wake up, Norma, youd be killing yourself to an empty house. The audience left twenty years ago.""Who r u talkin 2?" I ask.He looks @ me. Eyez sw...

24 mar 11

Todays Outfit

Todays Outfit: Karl Lagerfeld* dress worn b4 by at least two other redheads than me. Boots: thrifted.*) Lots of ppl I admire r dead. Like Charles Darwin and Karl Lagerfeld. Well maybe Karl isnt offic...

24 mar 11

Tip-o-the-day: Fossils & Fashion

When ppl tell me theyre prepared 2 die 4 their... boyfriends and mobile phone operators, I dont understand. But what I DO understand is the occasional wrist slitting for babies like these:Earrings fr...

24 mar 11

Sombrero guy part III

Comin home after a visit 2 the dentist I find Sombrero sitting @ our kitchen table talking 2 aunt. Ok HE is talking. Her part seems 2 consist of looking @ him with droopy eyes."This Luc*" sez...

23 mar 11

Todays Outfit

Todays Outfit: dress made by Marc by Marc Jerkoff pre lobotomization. Jacket A.P.C. Nails noir ceramic from C.When they ask about mom I say:– Can I quote Charles Manson? "I loved my mother. Shes ...

23 mar 11

Freudian Fashion (todays tip)

Todays tip: fashion is therapy! Clockwise:  Rorschach dress from Dion Lee,  Fragile nerves blouse from Prabal Gurung, Freudian Slippers from Margiela, Stop...

23 mar 11

Todays Outfit

Todays Outfit: The serpent jumpsuitDress: Supposedly Daryl Hannah wore this in a semi pornographic swimming pool drama that was never released. Unfortunately. We all know shes a good... "swimmer&...

23 mar 11 1 person likes this

Shopping tip: Pure gold

Todays tip: La Prairie Cellular radiance concentrate pure goldOn the porch this mornin X said I look like a ghost. And, last week, my dermatologist dubbed my skin "corpse textured." Offe...

22 mar 11

Earth quake walk

 c Sombrero on Hyperion. He looks @ me, so happy. Stops, arms like a Jesus statue. He sez:– Did u just wet urself or are u just happy 2 c me?Not ONLY is he handsum & wears a sombre...

22 mar 11

At least I wasnt naked

hen I was caught plagiarizing a 10 sentence long Shakespeare quote in a school paper once, when I was like 13?, X punished me thru lockin the wardrobe and keepin the key in her lingerine drawer. She ...

21 mar 11

Sombrero guy part II

Anoon: sun bleedin in the sky. Me returning to little my house in the shade only to find...no Sombrero-Guy. Then, jus as I am about 2 enter the front door a huge black van comes driving straight towa...

21 mar 11

Love in layers

ymptoms caused by this dress (picture from IANAC):hallucinations, delusions, racing thoughts.A decline in overall daily functioningUnpredictable or inappropriate emotional responsesBehaviors that app...

21 mar 11

Todays Outfit

Todays Outfit: Sunset Beach BumHandmade coat Antonio Marras, dress from lost and found bin @ Intelligentsia, leggings Wolford, bag relik from old Mulberry, shoes United Nude. Sunset: authentic.

21 mar 11

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