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The Hotness Your Momma Warned You About
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I am a 30 eve lady, living and loving in SF. I blog about things that make me happy and are authentic to my core. Sometimes I am funny, but I am always sparkly. I don't take myself seriously, and neither should you.
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#GGB75

I just wanted to wish The Golden Gate Bridge a very happy 75th birthday today.  The view of this marvel never gets old.  This was the first thing I fell in love with about California when I...

5 days ago

What Is Making You Smile Thursday

Hey Gurrrrrl.  Heyyyyy.  Friends, I am sicker than the day is long today, so I wanted to show you some fun photos of my new favorite outfit, and share with you my new favorite Tumblr.Dress ...

25 may 12

Hump Day Happy Hour

Good Morning Darlings.  I am bringing you a new feature this morning called Hump Day Happy Hour...Because sometimes all that can get you through the mid-week sadmadblahs is to think about sippin...

23 may 12

Bay to Broken

Hi party people.  Most of you dont know this, but as you can probably imagine, in some part of SF or another, on any day that ends in Y, there is some halloween type of holiday or event going on...

22 may 12

Im In The Building, And Im Feeling Myself.

Remember that time I put a flower the size of Texas on top of my head, and rocked it like it was no ones business?  No?  Well, you will now!  Thats right, I snagged this from Punams&nb...

17 may 12

When In Rome...

Hey Girl.  HEEEEEY. I am really trying to get back in the swing of posting outfits everyday.  Like Barbie said: "Math is hard.  Lets go shopping".  Well, blogging is hard ...

16 may 12

Ive Been Everywhere, Man

Whats happening kiddos.  I am still not feeling 100% back to my sparklegemawesome self, but I have a backlog of outfits that I want to share with you.  These were taken up in Sonoma over th...

10 may 12 1 person likes this

The Day Your Momma Warned You About

Ciao Amici.  So, as you know I have been taking care of my bellyaching lately, but that doesnt mean we are going to miss out on Mothers Day.  Mothers Day is a very special day around here a...

09 may 12 1 person likes this

If You Really Wanna Know

If you asked me what I did today, I would tell you that I drank a buttload of barium.I saw my guts too.  There are some things that cannot be unseen.  I also now kinda feel like our skin is...

03 may 12 1 person likes this

Turn To The Left

Ok, so you know that I am a woman of a certain age...That certain age is 30.  That means I grew up in the 90s.  If you were hanging out on the suburbancoolness side of the tracks between 19...

02 may 12 1 person likes this

Doctor, Doctor, Where You At?

So, here we go.  Its moment of truth time bizzles.  I wanted to make sure I talked to my mom about this before I told all yall, because she would be hotter than a two dollar pistol if she r...

27 apr 12 1 person likes this

InstaAng

Hola chicas.  I hope you all had a great weekend.  I sure did.  I know yall have noticed that I havent been as active on my blog as I would love to be...But I sprained my ankle and hav...

24 apr 12 1 person likes this

Go Gigantis

Hello Darlings.  I know I have been a little absent around here as of late.  Things have been super busy with work, and on top of that, my stomach issues have hit an all time canttakeitanym...

18 apr 12

What Is Making You Smile Thursday

 The interwebs has only one funny thing to me lately, and that is a little depressing.  I am a little hesitant to even show you yo-yos this because I am worried sick that you will never ret...

13 apr 12 1 person likes this

Colorfully Stylish Contest with Circle & Square

Hi sugarbears.  Remember last week when I introduced you to my new favorite nail polish, Pams & Kin?  Well, guess what?  I am partnering with Circle & Square to give ...

12 apr 12 1 person likes this

40 Days And 40 Nights

Whats real good ganstars?  So, I did it!  I went 40 days without that godforsaken Facestalk.  You may recall from this post, that I gave up Facebook for Lent.  Well, I did it...

11 apr 12 1 person likes this

Pams & Kin #phancyphalanges

Hi prettypretty princesses.  I hope that your week is off to fantabulous start.  I have a very exciting post for you today.  You see, something that I really dont post about or somethi...

04 apr 12

Interruption of your regularly scheduled program

OK Kitty-Cats.  I know you all hold your breath for Thursdays to roll around and for me to bless your life with interwebs ridiculousity, however, there was a situation that happened this morning...

30 mar 12

Nothings Perfect But Its Worth It

Hey Honeybooboochild.  Hows it hangin in the hood?  Sorry for the cryingbritney moment I had yesterday, but all you old skool THYMWA people know how affected I can get when Mercury goes int...

29 mar 12

Its Just One Of Those Thangs

BFFFFFFFFFLs. I had all intentions to bringbrangbrought yall some amazeballs content today, but my interwebs isnt working at home today. Also, its sheeting rain, and I had to walk in it for an hour a...

28 mar 12

Whats Making You Smile Thursday - Thats My Jam!

Hi Soulsisters.  This What Is Making You Smile Thursday is brought to you by this guy:Here is The Misters current jam that he is bumpin on "Party Mode"Marcus is feeling Bey.  I have...

23 mar 12

Baggin Like We In Publix

Hi Starfriends.  I hope you are all having as sparklegemawesome of a day that I am.  Seriously, the only way that today could have gotten better is if we win the lotto.  BTDubbs, you w...

22 mar 12

Secrets of a Sephora Junkie

We are all friends around here right?  I mean straightup BFFFFFFFLs, right?  Well, as my bestgoodfriends, I have to confess something.  I never set foot in a Sephora until late last ye...

20 mar 12

Juicy

Hi Chicitas.  Its rainpocalyse 2012 here in SF for the foreseeable future.  All this dreary weather has me craving to wear the brightest colors possible.  Since Britney was spotted at ...

15 mar 12

FTW!!!!!

Welp, yall.  I can officially hang up my blogging hat.  I have now achieved all my goals for this blog.  I have been in the New York Times Style Page twice, here and  ;her...

14 mar 12

What Is Making You Smile Thursday

What up, breezys? How is life treating your fly selves?  I hope nothing but amazingness is raining down on your parade.  Its What Is Making You Smile Thursday, however, before we get to the...

09 mar 12

Oh, Tobi...

Ladies and gentledrags, I have a small(large) confession to make to you all.  I think I may be head over heels in lurve with something that shares its name with that Chad who plays Superman. &nb...

08 mar 12 1 person likes this

California Love

Holywhatthe???  I havent blogged since last Wednesday?  How the glitterbomb does that happen?  Well, all I can do is say sorry.  There was a mayjah situation going on here in SF, ...

06 mar 12

Its A Celebration

Hi peeps.  I just wanted to stop by and say hi real quick.  I am heading over to the Poshmark party here in SF, but I am thinking about all your sparkleprincessfaces.   I will be all u...

01 mar 12

Teach You About The Sounds Of Love

A-hoy hoy fashionistas.  I hope everyone had a smashing weekend.  As I raved about in my last post, I am participating in a Welcome Home party of sorts for my dear friends at Poshmark&...

28 feb 12

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