While the fashion world was sitting around feeling fat Burberry went and repeated their pre-Fall collection from last year. And no one noticed. Except this guy right here. You see, Im still sharp as ...
We are in the midst of a SEVERE trend drought the likes of which hasnt been seen since the 90s. When I was an infant.First I thought it was just me. I dont necessarily get out as much as normal peopl...
Im obsessed with Tumblr. I cant believe how easy it is to find inspiring images for mood boards. We used to go to the magazine store and buy as much as we could carry - like $500 worth of stuff. Then...
This lovely lady is Oneal Morris. She was recently arrested for performing medical procedures on another woman without a license.Her patient went to the hospital several times with severe pain but go...
I recently dyed my hair darker and made the ends pink.So did Snooki. Wah.Meanwhile check out these old pics of Snooks. What in the world?!! Who is this person?
My brother was supposed to write a guest post but its been a week and Ive gotten nothin. I dont know why Im surprised - the Shams family isnt exactly known for their timeliness. Look at our family cr...
A few years ago I was minding my own bidness when a girl asked if she could take my picture. I figured it was for a style blog which was real wishful thinking considering what I was wearing. The next...
Heres a list of ladies following one Twitter user:These accounts were created by a company that you pay to get more followers. I hope the person who bought this crew has a shit ton of bacon tweets li...
Growing up in Towson, Maryland theres two things I wanted more than anything in the world: to be thin and to be white. The fat free craze really got me good. I only ate pasta and potatoes and wondere...
Im a procrastinator, a night owl, a single lady, and I work from home. This winning combo means I spend most evenings at my desk, making it difficult to meet anyone. And no matter how much I tip the ...
There are two prerequisites to being a street fashion celebrity besides having great style. One is having shit tons of money. No one is photographing you in the same crappy Forever 21 dress and Steve...
I was thinking since theres no end in sight to my single status might as well do something men will hate. Should I put on a few pounds? How about cut bangs? Heavy lipstick? Armpit hair? Maxi dresses ...
Style.com came all over itself while reviewing Christopher Kanes Spring 2012 collection. "The models on Christopher Kanes catwalk today were such a devastatingly lovely confluence of clothes, hai...
I interrupt me never posting anything to bring you my first Spring 2012 RUNWAY OF THE DAY.I just went on style.com to check out the recent shows and was shocked to see my former employer, bebe, as on...
HOLLY MADISONFirst we have Hugh Hefners ex-girlfriend and former star of The Girls Next Door. She filled in her brows and refined her nose - the ol Meghan Fox trick. And she majorly upgraded her...
Why am I all about plastic surgery this week?THE OLSENSI think the Olsens are stunning. People harp on how small they are but theyre taller than me so you aint gonna hear that from this guy. One nigh...
Some women are more comfortable taking St.Johns Wort instead of anti-depressants, doing the Master cleanse instead of taking diet pills, going to an acupuncturist instead of a doctor. Alternativ...
My mom always liked to make an entrance. I remember women screaming in terror as she walked in sporting a family of lifelike tarantula broaches on her shoulder. Her love of insect jewelry is trumped ...
6/21 UPDATE: THANKS SO MUCH TO EVERYONE THAT ENTERED! YOURE ONE WEIRD BUNCH XOXOXOXOXOXO!!!! CONGRATS TO SARAH MELVILLE!!!!My Fall 2010 collection was about bad luck. I used number 13s, broken ...
So Ive done inspiration pics, snarky commentary, garment details, favorite products, basically every type of fashion blog entry except outfit posts so thought Id give it a go. This is an embarrassing...
Last night the Real Housewives of New York went camel riding in Morocco. This created a major dilemma for most of them - should they wear clothes that say"riding" or clothes that say "Mor...
Keith Pollock is the editorial director of Elle.com and was Joe Zees sounding board on All on the Line. Hes super funny and refreshingly frank. When thecoveteur.com, a site that covers the homes...
My friend Jenn always says I should put my prints on home stuff so I decided to try a few mock-ups.I call this guy the "Head Bed" because he features 10 animal heads and because hes first. I ...
My starting point for Spring was Maasai jewelry. Although its often very colorful I was drawn to the pieces that are mostly white. White symbolizes peace and purity for the Maasai, who live in East A...
So my episode of All on the Line aired. Luckily it wasnt half as bad as I thought itd be. I was really happy to finally see it and close the book on a stressful chapter of my life.Then this happened&...
A couple of people have told me that while my last post was funny it buries my chance of having a respectable design career. You cant make fun of celebs and expect them to wear your clothes. You cant...
It just doesnt stop lately. First, Kate Middleton wears Davids Bridal and calls it McQueen (fucking commoners). Then Celebrity Apprentice gets interrupted bef ore I can find out if that sexy...
How does one blog when one is down in the dumps? It seems to me that my blog entries are too personal and long winded - making it impossible for me to blog when Im depressed or busy, which is 99% of ...
Has anyone been watching Celebrity Apprentice? If not I strongly recommend it - the mens team is a really interesting mix of dynamic, talented guys.The opposing team is, by contrast, a really dull mi...
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