I woke up in a good mood only to have it ruined by my shithole brother. Its like, because he wakes up in a bad mood EVERYONE else has to suffer with him. He started chirping me for no reason about ha...
My parents are out on their weekly Date Night at the movies. My brother is doing god knows what. I am in front of the TV watching Prom the movie AGAIN. And now Im freaking out about prom dresses. Ive...
I realize that there is an extremely slim chance that I will actually follow through with these, but what the heck, rules were made to be broken. Here is a list of all my New Years Resolutions. Feel ...
Hooooooly shit. That pretty much sums up 2011. Happy New Year everyone! Woohoo! I woke up this morning on a couch, in my ripped tights and last nights clothes, in a random house, completely and utter...
I thought I was over Jules. But then I watched When Harry Met Sally and bawled my eyes out. Its not even that Im in love with him or that Im heartbroken because he was my boyfriend.. because honestly...
After waking up at 2 oclock from my rather bizarre dream that I shall not reminisce on, I decided to do something productive with my life and clean my room. After the holidays my room literally looke...
So over the past couple weeks, Ive been feeling very sinister and spiteful. Ive been having the most random dreams about all the people that have recently Ive started getting annoyed with. This inclu...
And so begins phase two of the relationship; the lies, the hiding, the ignored texts and the tension. Ive come to realize that as soon as someone begins to give me more attention than I give them, I ...
Typical weekend. I mean, lets face it; Im a badger. Its the first weekend of senior year and I have done absolutely nothing all day. Friday night, ooh yeeeah, lets all get smaaashed, were so cooool, ...
OMG I LOVE MY SPARE THIS IS SO MUCH FUN AHAHSLAHDHSA!!!!! Jks Im sitting here all alone in the caf with the lunch lady. Im so freaking bored. Im not tired or anything which is a surprise seeing as th...
I have a problem. 3 days before school starts. My sleeping patterns are fucked. Solution? Im pulling an all-nighter. See, heres my reasoning. I have a lot of stuff I need to do, a lot of social netwo...
Im in the hotel room right now, were in Niagara. Im actually praying that my brother remains in a good mood because if he gets upset, hell get scary, and when he gets scary, Im pretty much dead. The ...
What the fuck is his problem? As awkward as I know this post is because like two hours ago I just said I didnt care but honestly what is he doing? Like seriously? Stalkers right, hes two years old. T...
I spent all my time studying my bumoley off for nothing. Well, not for nothing... for about half of nothing. Because half of what I studied WASNT EVEN ON THE BIO EXAM!! But I am glad, however, that I...
I understand that its late and that I should be in bed but I dont have time to sleep. Last night I was babysitting and this morning I had to babysit and then I was reading my books for MEI and then w...
Oh my goodness gracious Ryan Gosling. Stalker is STILL not over Jules. This is her latest Tumblr post:Can we just go back to that one night. Just me and you on the couch, sitting together, finally en...
So Im lying in bed. Lights off. Everything dark. Window open. And I hear a SKJDFHSDKFBABABAAAAAAANG! (That was supposed to be thunder.) And then my room lights up with a ...........*FLASH*......... (...
I AM SO BAD. THIS IS SO HORRIBLE! STALKER SENT ME THE EMAIL SHE SENT TO JULES. SHE SENT IT TO KATRINA FOR ADVICE. LOL. BUT I AM KATRINA. AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO ADVICE HER! OMG. I CANT BELIEVE JULES D...
Todays been interesting. I slept in and had quite a pleasant dream involving the good old days when I used to be having affairs with Jack Sparrow and Will Turner. Its so weird, I used to have ...
My Masha and I got into a very big fight this morning. I didnt feel like going to school. Its Prom so all the seniors arent going, and seeing as though more and more grade 11s are going now half our ...
I spend my whole day ranting about how I have no guys in my life and how Jules is too much of a suck to text me and then BAM! Or rather -- PING! Text message from Jules. Ironic, huh? I swear to Zeus,...
Ive recruited Samurai to the man hunt. Hes making a list of guys for me. I feel so horrible... arent you supposed to wait until you start liking someone first and THEN pursue them? Oh well.&nb...
I might as well walk around all day singing Mr. Lonely in a chipmunk voice. Seriously. This is getting pathetic. Like I am so incredibly bored and desperate for a guy its not even funny. And dont you...
I was doing absolutely great today. Like seriously. I woke up and it felt like last year in the summer; the sun was up and the birdies were tweeting and twitterpating. It was all very swell and jolly...
I have just recently decided that I am going to fail at life. Not only am I lacking in inspiration, motivation and commitment these days; Im not depressed, Im just plain lazy. A part of this whole ra...
I had the whole day off today because of the silly illiterate freshmen and their literacy test. Thats a good thing. Except I made it a bad thing because I got absolutely zero accomplished all day. I ...
Sorry that song is stuck in my head. Anyways, I might as well keep blogging. Theres another substitute in Biology! Like seriously, where are you Hagrid!? Has Buckbeak escaped again or something!? I h...
I have a story for you all. Youll like it very much. Its called, "Once Upon A Time I Was Absolutely Bored Out Of My Mind In Biology." It goes like this: once upon a time I was absolutely bore...
So Jules texted me again this afternoon. I was filled with thwartment. Thwartment is when your thwarted (which means frustrated). And you cry. And clap. And skip. And jump. And scream. And dance in y...
Fuck it. Im going to text him. This is what his horoscope says:The Leo Moon increases your ability to remain steadfast today, motivating you to be very loyal in love. Nevertheless, your current resis...
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