So I went to New Orleans this past weekend. I’m going to break it up into shorter posts, because I’d rather you focus on one thing at a time. I knew all along that I was going to New Orleans. Ever si...
Oops. I got busy. I don’t know if you remember this, but at some point I mentioned that I believe television characters are real friends of mine. (Southpark characters in ’07, The Office ...
I had a day yesterday. An I Love Lucy day. I woke up, refreshed my red hair from the night before, did my makeup in the car, and arrived early to work. At 6:00pm, I left the office to meet a friend f...
Yesterday, Nancy was about to take her dog for a run and since I couldn’t go (will explain this later), I said, “I’ll just walk down to Whole Foods to get some broccoli for dinner. ...
Yeah you wanna know what that’s all about, don’t you? It’s about Jim. In high school I was on the dance team and every other year ripped one of my hamstrings, up where it connects i...
Okay, okay, I know, ugh. You trusted me and I wasn’t there. I’ve just been really busy with my new boyfriend, Jim (read: gym). He’s just really needy and clingy and when I get off w...
I’ve just not been in the mood to do this lately. Just wanted to let you know that I haven’t forgotten about this, I still love it, but in a relationship with exercise and dieting right n...
Filed under: Day to Day Tagged: and, glare, look, now, photo, stare, then
This just straight up reminds me of my childhood. Not that there is a video of me floating around anywhere playing with a dead squirrel, but guaranteed there are several videos of my sisters and I pl...
Hello everyone. Happy My Birthday. The year was 2000. The age, turning 14. My partner in crime: Caroline. The scene: probably somewhere at Caroline’s house, I usually was there. When you are a ...
This had me cracking up quietly at my desk at work today. I want to shove those kittens in my mouth. In a good way. Filed under: Just Awesome Tagged: crash, kittens, test
You may have heard that Yvette Vickers, a Playboy Playmate and B-movie star of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman and Attack of the Giant Leeches, was discovered dead and mummified in her Beverly Hills home...
Oh when the weather gets nice! I’ve started accidentally calling my home/apartment a dorm room. As in: “Yeah, I gotta just run home and grab my backpack outta my dorm and then I’ll ...
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That’s mine. Filed under: Portland Tagged: cat, photo, tigger
Sunday Morning I woke up with a hangover and helped my pal and his roommate make deviled eggs for an Easter brunch we were invited to (myself the night before.) I balanced the slippery eggs uncovere...
Several weeks ago I got a great deal on a spray tan and corner lash extensions. Two weeks ago I got my first Mystic spray tan since Spring Break 2009. As you may (or…. may not?) know, I am a pa...
Filed under: Just Awesome Tagged: dance, nancy, sister, thornton
My gal pal came into town this weekend. Whatever, we did fun stuff, but that’s not what this is about. This is about one of two things: 1. A homeless man 2. The oldest hipster in LA Sat...
Already hates shopping... Filed under: Just Awesome, Los Angeles
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